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david tveite
@tveite.bsky.social
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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it.

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he is the world record holder for "most blocked by david right now"
bsky account for daniel machalik [follows you] @machalikwi.bsky.social 36.3k followers 107.2k following 82 posts "pro-union democrat. packers co-owner. wisconsin sports fan. world record holder." "107.2k following" the dialogue box that pops up when you click the block button on someone's bluesky account
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
tveite.bsky.social
old ass president
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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hard to know how to approach this book. pynchon can be difficult enough to follow when you're sober but to get the full effect here i think you have to read it stoned.
VINELAND by thomas pynchon
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
tveite.bsky.social
aaaagh
andrew Cuomo's shadow looks so fuckin spooky omg
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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cool hat, idiot
tucker kraft, tight end for the green bay packers, big muscular white guy wearing a white number 88 football jersey and a brown football helmet that is designed to resemble a classic leather football helmet and it just looks so fucking bad
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
tveite.bsky.social
it's a beautiful day here in portland oregon
Bike lane on the side of a red steel bridge on a foggy morning
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
tveite.bsky.social
literally just doing this meme
Wojak meme in which a gray "NPC" character with an angry expression has its head opened from the back and a computer chip taken out and replaced
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
tveite.bsky.social
can't believe i never recognized john doe in roadhouse
guy with slicked back dark hair and a really nasty looking mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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sky goin fuckin crazy over the three sisters rn
flat terrain with sun setting behind distant mountain range, three distinct peaks with neon clouds overhead
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
tveite.bsky.social
man this felt so fuckin good
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
tveite.bsky.social
it's a beautiful day here in portland oregon
Selfie of brown haired white guy in sunglasses and an abstract patterned shirt outside on a beautiful sunny day
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
tveite.bsky.social
jeff rosenstock / pup / me at the jeff rosenstock + pup concert
man with pink hair playing guitar onstage in front of a big american flag with "666" and a wreath of pot leaves where the 50 stars usually go four-piece rock band performing onstage It's that one selfie of kevin smith crying, I think it was after seeing black panther for the first time?
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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the president is right portland is an incredibly scary place right now
An SUV with two skeletons sitting on the top-mounted rack
October 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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this is the greatest day of my life
liked by 8 likes yerba madre @yerbamadremate.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
tveite.bsky.social
a lot of people hate the houston astros because they cheated to win a world series in 2017 but i hate them because there's this annoying dork in the ren faire documentary series on hbo who in every single scene is wearing at least one piece of astros 2022 world series champs merch
it's jeffrey baldwin from hbo's REN FAIRE
October 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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so close!! that is a temperature 💕
"hot!" flavored chips from circle k
September 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
tveite.bsky.social
man that was fucking rad
Screenshot from setlist FM Encore: The Fear Lipgloss Help the aged Like a Friend A Sunset
September 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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🥲
a band on stage, it says PULP in colored balloon letters on the screen behind them
September 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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i am laughing
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
tveite.bsky.social
i'm like 5-6 stories in but this is fuckin really good so far.
It's a book called the end of the world as we know it, new tales of Stephen king's the stand
September 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
tveite.bsky.social
saw mj lenderman & the wind last night and it reinforced my belief that it's important for your bass player to look like a backyard wrestler
fireplug of a guy with short brown hair and goatee in a black tee shirt with the sleeves cut off playing the bass on stage. he looks so cool.
September 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i really like what the timeline did here
lincoln michel @thelincoln.bsky.social This is easily the worst time for free speech in my life. Between crackdown on student protesters, Trump admin attacks on journalists and academics, organized conservative cancel mobs targeting random people for mild speech acts... very dark. And the "free speech" pundits are all cowering in silence Stella @antlervel.vet I don't know who needs to hear this but: gleepo
September 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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shut the fuck up!!
post from david tveite: one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them reply from:tax-the-rich-now.bsky.social (matt yglesias follower) "you forgot the "un" for principled" block account? blocked accounts cannot reply in your threads, mention you, or otherwise interact with you.
September 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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this is great for me, a guy who has been finding verizon's service to be woefully lacking in sass
About SmartLess Mobile SmartLess Mobile is a digital-only wireless brand built on one simple idea: Less is smart. If you're spending most of your time on Wi-Fi, why are you paying for unlimited data? Created by the hosts of the SmartLess podcast, the service offers easy, affordable plans designed for how people actually use their phones. SmartLess Mobile delivers simplicity, savings and just the right amount of sass. Learn more at smartlessmobile.com.
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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good news everybody there's a new mobile phone service provider invented by jason bateman's podcast
CULVER CITY, Calif., June 10, 2025 /PRNewswire/ -- Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes and Will Arnett, the minds (and mouths) behind the wildly popular SmartLess podcast - are taking on a new role: mobile entrepreneurs. With the launch of SmartLess Mobile, the trio is serving up a new kind of wireless service: direct-to-consumer, data-sane, and refreshingly BS-free.
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM