david tveite
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david tveite
@tveite.bsky.social
for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it.

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my first thought too, some good sproles years in there too
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
hell yeah brother
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
spiders georg situation where one guy is losing 120 billion pounds
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hard to imagine anything more chilling than waking up on the floor with this group of dudes standing over you
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
moxie soda
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
come see me at helium tonight i have absolutely fucking nothing to talk about portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/336946
Helium Comedy Club | Helium Presents: The Transplants
portland.heliumcomedy.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i can't speak for everyone but both gas and ass are through the roof out here
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
so this is kind of embarrassing for you but actually that couldn't have happened because he says his wife was present the whole time
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
saudi arabier comedy face show-ka
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM