@shittykingmidas.bsky.social
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
He/him
He/him
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The Dems are more out of touch than my sex life
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The Dems are more out of touch than my sex life
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
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January 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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If you like cheese enchiladas
and getting caught in the rain
and getting caught in the rain
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
If you like cheese enchiladas
and getting caught in the rain
and getting caught in the rain
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the grateful dead is one of the great symbols of american freedom. not the semblance of freedom enshrined in the bill of rights that can be stripped away by the state, but true freedom that can be taken by no one—to explore and express one's mind, body, and soul uninhibited, to fly your freak flag.
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
the grateful dead is one of the great symbols of american freedom. not the semblance of freedom enshrined in the bill of rights that can be stripped away by the state, but true freedom that can be taken by no one—to explore and express one's mind, body, and soul uninhibited, to fly your freak flag.
The heat come round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The heat come round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
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*trust falls into the abyss*
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
*trust falls into the abyss*
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My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government
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Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks
January 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
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Slapping on a pair of big ole titties and driving through Yellowstone as god intended
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Slapping on a pair of big ole titties and driving through Yellowstone as god intended
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If you are what you eat, we could all be billionaires by the end of the week.
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If you are what you eat, we could all be billionaires by the end of the week.
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sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
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As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
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Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
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YES - Empathy should never be this hard
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
YES - Empathy should never be this hard
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MAMDANISTAN!
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MAMDANISTAN!
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
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I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have a reflexive mistrust of Ryan Seacrest.
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have a reflexive mistrust of Ryan Seacrest.
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it’s all i’ve got