@shittykingmidas.bsky.social
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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The Dems are more out of touch than my sex life
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The Dems are more out of touch than my sex life
Fuck this live action street shark looking mother fucker.
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Fuck this live action street shark looking mother fucker.
Preach. Broad City is a fucking gem
January 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Preach. Broad City is a fucking gem
Pimento (cheese) Morty
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Pimento (cheese) Morty
Ya got me smiling. How dare you!?
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Ya got me smiling. How dare you!?
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Slapping on a pair of big ole titties and driving through Yellowstone as god intended
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Slapping on a pair of big ole titties and driving through Yellowstone as god intended
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Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
Relating to this too much. I wish you good snacks and better company for the new(poo) year
January 2, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Relating to this too much. I wish you good snacks and better company for the new(poo) year