Sam Sphinx 🎃
@samuraisphinx.bsky.social
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He/They
Franco-Ontarien
Some kind of Demisexual
An actor in real life, but anything more than that is classified.
☭ 🔻
He/They
Franco-Ontarien
Some kind of Demisexual
An actor in real life, but anything more than that is classified.
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Vaccines don’t cause Autism.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Vaccines don’t cause Autism.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Vaccines don’t cause Autism.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Vaccines don’t cause Autism.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
What the fuck kind of adaptation led to the Hyena Pseudopenis?!
the penis is actually an evolutionary fluke
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
What the fuck kind of adaptation led to the Hyena Pseudopenis?!
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
Bought and binge-played through dispatch until 4am
Yeah it's peak.
Yeah it's peak.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bought and binge-played through dispatch until 4am
Yeah it's peak.
Yeah it's peak.
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
Comparative mythology is so fun.
The idea that many different mythologies from both very intertwined cultures and very disparate cultures often have figures that have similar stories, symbols and use within their lives is so cool.
Why are there so many mythical figures who die and come back?
The idea that many different mythologies from both very intertwined cultures and very disparate cultures often have figures that have similar stories, symbols and use within their lives is so cool.
Why are there so many mythical figures who die and come back?
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Comparative mythology is so fun.
The idea that many different mythologies from both very intertwined cultures and very disparate cultures often have figures that have similar stories, symbols and use within their lives is so cool.
Why are there so many mythical figures who die and come back?
The idea that many different mythologies from both very intertwined cultures and very disparate cultures often have figures that have similar stories, symbols and use within their lives is so cool.
Why are there so many mythical figures who die and come back?
And my enemies closer.
I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
And my enemies closer.
The name's Stank.
Short for Hoobastank.
Short for Hoobastank.
The name's Play. Cold Play.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The name's Stank.
Short for Hoobastank.
Short for Hoobastank.
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Y'all really don't see people from the Global South as human beings. You liberals are awful, lack object permanence and cannot for the life of this world begin to comprehend what cause and effect is between democratic/republican administration actions huh.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Y'all really don't see people from the Global South as human beings. You liberals are awful, lack object permanence and cannot for the life of this world begin to comprehend what cause and effect is between democratic/republican administration actions huh.
Damn, big day for liberals who see symbolic support for a cause/group as substantive material support.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Damn, big day for liberals who see symbolic support for a cause/group as substantive material support.
Surprising point of comparison! Cool!
Jedi Survivor is so good. It was my 100th Platinum Trophy ;P
Jedi Survivor is so good. It was my 100th Platinum Trophy ;P
[JEDI: SURVIVOR]
There are elements of this game that seem reminiscent of, weirdly enough, WARFRAME
There are elements of this game that seem reminiscent of, weirdly enough, WARFRAME
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Surprising point of comparison! Cool!
Jedi Survivor is so good. It was my 100th Platinum Trophy ;P
Jedi Survivor is so good. It was my 100th Platinum Trophy ;P
Using it while holding cheese curds and fries in your mouth, the true Québecois experience.
sorry i filled your neti pot with gravy
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Using it while holding cheese curds and fries in your mouth, the true Québecois experience.
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Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
The fact that birds are, taxonomically, LITERALLY Dinosaurs instead of just "descended from" makes birds SO much cooler.
AVIAN DINOSAURS, Y'ALL
AVIAN DINOSAURS, Y'ALL
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The fact that birds are, taxonomically, LITERALLY Dinosaurs instead of just "descended from" makes birds SO much cooler.
AVIAN DINOSAURS, Y'ALL
AVIAN DINOSAURS, Y'ALL
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When you're a toddler, a goose is basically a jurassic park velociraptor
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you're a toddler, a goose is basically a jurassic park velociraptor
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You’re at Jordan Peele.
I need you at Rod Serling.
I need you at Rod Serling.
You're at Lily Munster.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You’re at Jordan Peele.
I need you at Rod Serling.
I need you at Rod Serling.
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
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Wtf happened to man-buns? Are they in some kind of confederacy with murder clowns?
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wtf happened to man-buns? Are they in some kind of confederacy with murder clowns?
Possibly unpopular opinion:
Widespread Veganism / Animal Justice is probably one of the last things on the priority list.
Realistically both in trying to convince people, and in terms of people's material reality, militantly swearing off meat is near impossible.
Widespread Veganism / Animal Justice is probably one of the last things on the priority list.
Realistically both in trying to convince people, and in terms of people's material reality, militantly swearing off meat is near impossible.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Possibly unpopular opinion:
Widespread Veganism / Animal Justice is probably one of the last things on the priority list.
Realistically both in trying to convince people, and in terms of people's material reality, militantly swearing off meat is near impossible.
Widespread Veganism / Animal Justice is probably one of the last things on the priority list.
Realistically both in trying to convince people, and in terms of people's material reality, militantly swearing off meat is near impossible.
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epic-tier alt text
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
epic-tier alt text
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In an adjustment period (accidentally left the largest text setting on for days and now everything looks really small)
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
In an adjustment period (accidentally left the largest text setting on for days and now everything looks really small)
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If you don't know what store has zip ties you probably don't know enough about life and the world to try committing false flag operations
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If you don't know what store has zip ties you probably don't know enough about life and the world to try committing false flag operations
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”