Parmesan Roach Clip
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Their copying everything the Nazis did, right down to being blasted out of their minds on untested stimulants
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Their copying everything the Nazis did, right down to being blasted out of their minds on untested stimulants
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TikTok shop is a lawless place
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
TikTok shop is a lawless place
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
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we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
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Dude's like an 11 year old Great Dane
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dude's like an 11 year old Great Dane
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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my bunker in tel aviv has been breached and we can smell the mustard gas starting to waft in. my 7 children's dying wishes are that you not rank zoran mamadani
June 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
my bunker in tel aviv has been breached and we can smell the mustard gas starting to waft in. my 7 children's dying wishes are that you not rank zoran mamadani
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I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York
like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck
like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York
like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck
like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
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i've done it, i've found the most west virginia business on the planet
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i've done it, i've found the most west virginia business on the planet
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
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New people on Bluesky, welcome. This is the most important podcast you can listen to. These words all make sense to everyone else here.
Tech CEO and kitchen oaf Rachael Leigh Cook gets Hallmark-wasted, Leans Out, and, with the help of Bobby Bacala's calzone triptych, learns that McKinseying her little sister's love life only puts her in the path of wine clowns.
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI
138 - Josie and the Gilrbosses
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
New people on Bluesky, welcome. This is the most important podcast you can listen to. These words all make sense to everyone else here.
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One of the best photos I’ve ever taken and it was with an iPhone, five years ago. In Louisville. I never figured out the story behind this. And sadly the building was torn down.
January 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
One of the best photos I’ve ever taken and it was with an iPhone, five years ago. In Louisville. I never figured out the story behind this. And sadly the building was torn down.
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hello twitter users who are just joining us! we're happy to have you on bluesky. you're just in time for "wet wet wednesdays" where we all share the sauces, gravies, and marinades we're working on
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
hello twitter users who are just joining us! we're happy to have you on bluesky. you're just in time for "wet wet wednesdays" where we all share the sauces, gravies, and marinades we're working on
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You know what he’s right it is a shitty musical
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You know what he’s right it is a shitty musical
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Le taureau, by Léopold Survage, 1932
September 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Le taureau, by Léopold Survage, 1932
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Damn even the island underage.
September 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Damn even the island underage.
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congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
at 69 likes I'll release the cursed post that just appeared to me
September 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
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it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient
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I encourage everyone to look out for their safety and practice good internet hygiene, of course. But some of the scolding posts I've read suggest we can change the awful aftermath of a fateful event by just holding our tongues and being quiet little mice, and that isn't my experience.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I encourage everyone to look out for their safety and practice good internet hygiene, of course. But some of the scolding posts I've read suggest we can change the awful aftermath of a fateful event by just holding our tongues and being quiet little mice, and that isn't my experience.
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im not really trying to dunk here but completely deleting your non profits social media over some pushback doesn't really reflect well on your ability to stand up to the enemies of lgbt people as you're apparently trying to do
September 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
im not really trying to dunk here but completely deleting your non profits social media over some pushback doesn't really reflect well on your ability to stand up to the enemies of lgbt people as you're apparently trying to do
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they just fully deactivated their account over this interaction???
September 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
they just fully deactivated their account over this interaction???
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.