Two-piece Advocate
@ytpjason.bsky.social
Formerly @frazierapproves on Twitter.
My 11-year-old never rebounds. I told him I’d give him five dollars if he got five boards. He got eight today, and comes off the court talmbout some “you owe me eight dollars”. No, nigga you outperformed your contract
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My 11-year-old never rebounds. I told him I’d give him five dollars if he got five boards. He got eight today, and comes off the court talmbout some “you owe me eight dollars”. No, nigga you outperformed your contract
I don’t think people understand what the big deal with the Jazz was.
The unwritten rule of tanking is you have to try to win the game with the players who dress. YOU CAN’T MAKE IN-GAME DECISIONS TO LOSE, INTENTIONALLY, BECAUSE THAT’S FUCKING POINT SHAVING
The unwritten rule of tanking is you have to try to win the game with the players who dress. YOU CAN’T MAKE IN-GAME DECISIONS TO LOSE, INTENTIONALLY, BECAUSE THAT’S FUCKING POINT SHAVING
The NBA has fined the Utah Jazz $500,000 and the Indiana Pacers $100,000 related to the management of their rosters for recent games.
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I don’t think people understand what the big deal with the Jazz was.
The unwritten rule of tanking is you have to try to win the game with the players who dress. YOU CAN’T MAKE IN-GAME DECISIONS TO LOSE, INTENTIONALLY, BECAUSE THAT’S FUCKING POINT SHAVING
The unwritten rule of tanking is you have to try to win the game with the players who dress. YOU CAN’T MAKE IN-GAME DECISIONS TO LOSE, INTENTIONALLY, BECAUSE THAT’S FUCKING POINT SHAVING
Chris Paul deserved a retirement tour
February 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Chris Paul deserved a retirement tour
The best part about doubles luge is that it’s intentionally and affirmatively gay. Before this Olympics, it was an open sport, meaning men and women could be teammates, and every one of those men chose to be gay and do crimes. That’s why the Olympic flag is a rainbow.
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The best part about doubles luge is that it’s intentionally and affirmatively gay. Before this Olympics, it was an open sport, meaning men and women could be teammates, and every one of those men chose to be gay and do crimes. That’s why the Olympic flag is a rainbow.
That man got dressed up in his working-class costume for a photo op where he literally stole and destroyed the property of the most vulnerable Californians, with his own hands. He is demonstrably fucking evil. I don’t care if some stupid Lib thinks he’s the most electable candidate.
i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
That man got dressed up in his working-class costume for a photo op where he literally stole and destroyed the property of the most vulnerable Californians, with his own hands. He is demonstrably fucking evil. I don’t care if some stupid Lib thinks he’s the most electable candidate.
The Epstein Files drop has made everyone a PizzaGater. Wayfair is in the files because of shipping confirmation email. People are searching for individual names in 3 million pages of documents and jumping to ridiculous confusions because they want everything to be salacious.
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM
The Epstein Files drop has made everyone a PizzaGater. Wayfair is in the files because of shipping confirmation email. People are searching for individual names in 3 million pages of documents and jumping to ridiculous confusions because they want everything to be salacious.
People are arguing with me that a family with two kids and a combined income of 550k private school in New York, and I just can’t
February 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
People are arguing with me that a family with two kids and a combined income of 550k private school in New York, and I just can’t
How does one revoke a finding?
The Trump admin revoked a scientific finding that has long been the central basis for the fight against climate change
Trump's EPA Revokes Scientific Finding That Underpinned U.S. Fight Against Climate Change
The Environmental Protection Agency has revoked a key scientific finding that supported U.S. regulations on greenhouse gas emissions.
www.huffpost.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
How does one revoke a finding?
Is All-Star weekend still a big social thing or did we lose that recipe? Asking as someone who aged out of that sort of thing
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Is All-Star weekend still a big social thing or did we lose that recipe? Asking as someone who aged out of that sort of thing
Remember when Kendrick Lamar threatened to pull his music off Spotify because they took R. Kelly off of algorithm generated playlist?
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Remember when Kendrick Lamar threatened to pull his music off Spotify because they took R. Kelly off of algorithm generated playlist?
The only reason I can think of to close the air space over El Paso, for a predetermined period of ten days is to hide something happening at Ft Bliss.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The only reason I can think of to close the air space over El Paso, for a predetermined period of ten days is to hide something happening at Ft Bliss.
These Epstein files got a lot of otherwise rational people be believing some crazy shit. I’m really looking at a lot of people differently now
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
These Epstein files got a lot of otherwise rational people be believing some crazy shit. I’m really looking at a lot of people differently now
Learn to code, they said
If you haven’t been keeping up, the overpromising AI vendors are about to bring all their (VC lemming) resources to bear on the only use case that has produced anything near useful results: software development.
Our industry is about to enter a hell of its own making.
Our industry is about to enter a hell of its own making.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Learn to code, they said
The dumbest guy you know thinks the NBA rigs the lottery but hasn’t awarded a top pick to the Knicks in 40 years
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The dumbest guy you know thinks the NBA rigs the lottery but hasn’t awarded a top pick to the Knicks in 40 years
McDonald’s was not ready for that McNugget caviar traffic
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
McDonald’s was not ready for that McNugget caviar traffic
One day we’re going out have an honest conversation about the kind of people who sold crack in their own communities
CeeLo. Snoop. Nelly.
Anyone who betrays the same culture that made them household names should be shunned.
Definition of "sellout." And there's plenty more, I'm sure.
Anyone who betrays the same culture that made them household names should be shunned.
Definition of "sellout." And there's plenty more, I'm sure.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
One day we’re going out have an honest conversation about the kind of people who sold crack in their own communities
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Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
Homosexuality was one of the five easiest things I’ve ever explained to my kids. There are literally zero follow-up questions
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Homosexuality was one of the five easiest things I’ve ever explained to my kids. There are literally zero follow-up questions
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coheed
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
coheed
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Maroon 5
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Maroon 5
I could definitely dogwalk anybody at an Indigo Girls concert
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I could definitely dogwalk anybody at an Indigo Girls concert
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
Aside from India in Nigeria, in what countries is it common for middle class peoples have house servants?
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Aside from India in Nigeria, in what countries is it common for middle class peoples have house servants?
This seems good and normal
Days ago someone bet $500k on Kalshi Gaga would perform at halftime show. Wow what luck. Had to be random!!
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This seems good and normal