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@ytpjason.bsky.social
Formerly @frazierapproves on Twitter.
I am well aware that 550k is not rich in New York, but it’s absolutely private school money. It may not be your neighborhood of choice and the most prestigious private school, but who are we kidding here?
February 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
People are arguing with me that a family with two kids and a combined income of 550k private school in New York, and I just can’t
February 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
How does one revoke a finding?
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I really meant going to all star weekend. I don’t really hear about that like I used to
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Is All-Star weekend still a big social thing or did we lose that recipe? Asking as someone who aged out of that sort of thing
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Spotify wasn’t even pulling R. Kelly off the platform. They were just saying we’re not going to play R. Kelly music to people who don’t affirmatively choose to listen to R. Kelly, and Kendrick Lamar lost his shit
February 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Remember when Kendrick Lamar threatened to pull his music off Spotify because they took R. Kelly off of algorithm generated playlist?
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The only reason I can think of to close the air space over El Paso, for a predetermined period of ten days is to hide something happening at Ft Bliss.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I feel the same way every time I see a picture of North West or Blue Ivy against my will
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
These Epstein files got a lot of otherwise rational people be believing some crazy shit. I’m really looking at a lot of people differently now
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Swim meets suck the life out of you, but I can’t call them stressful
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Don’t make me root for Kendrick
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Learn to code, they said
If you haven’t been keeping up, the overpromising AI vendors are about to bring all their (VC lemming) resources to bear on the only use case that has produced anything near useful results: software development.
Our industry is about to enter a hell of its own making.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The dumbest guy you know thinks the NBA rigs the lottery but hasn’t awarded a top pick to the Knicks in 40 years
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I’m still not convinced it was real. The site crashed at launch time and came back sold out. It would be believable in a first come first serve sale, but this was supposed to be a lottery
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
That’s either an error or the whole thing was a scam. It couldn’t legitimately sell out that fast because it’s supposed to be a lottery
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
McDonald’s was not ready for that McNugget caviar traffic
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I know we’re supposed to pretend they’re just victims of capitalism without agency, but I was THERE, outside, during the crack epidemic.
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
One day we’re going out have an honest conversation about the kind of people who sold crack in their own communities
CeeLo. Snoop. Nelly.

Anyone who betrays the same culture that made them household names should be shunned.

Definition of "sellout." And there's plenty more, I'm sure.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Homosexuality was one of the five easiest things I’ve ever explained to my kids. There are literally zero follow-up questions
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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coheed
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I bet you would get more resistance at a Wiggles show than a Weird Al show
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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The Wiggles
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Maroon 5
Name a musical act where you could go to their concert and be able to beat everybody there in a fistfight?
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM