Two-piece Advocate
@ytpjason.bsky.social
Formerly @frazierapproves on Twitter.
I’m going to ignore the part about the 70s music, because they’re already digging in your ass about that, but white kids still go through their Beatles phase. I believe 90s hip-hop is equally foundational, and the kids should listen to it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m going to ignore the part about the 70s music, because they’re already digging in your ass about that, but white kids still go through their Beatles phase. I believe 90s hip-hop is equally foundational, and the kids should listen to it.
Finding out Donald Trump had that Nancy Reagan was not on my bingo card
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Finding out Donald Trump had that Nancy Reagan was not on my bingo card
Found it. This it clip still crushes me like the first time I saw it youtu.be/d0ZIEvMu5NI?...
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Found it. This it clip still crushes me like the first time I saw it youtu.be/d0ZIEvMu5NI?...
Dookie: You remember that Mike?
Michael: I don’t
Michael: I don’t
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dookie: You remember that Mike?
Michael: I don’t
Michael: I don’t
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
SW have valuable contributions to the discourse and more often than not are the canaries in our economic coalmine. But there’s a line between having a well-rounded follow list and being horny on main. We should never have normalized being horny on main.
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
James Talarico shuts down OnlyFans controversy with perfect response
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
SW have valuable contributions to the discourse and more often than not are the canaries in our economic coalmine. But there’s a line between having a well-rounded follow list and being horny on main. We should never have normalized being horny on main.
Or a Mossad operation, as his partner is from a deeply connected Mossad family.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Or a Mossad operation, as his partner is from a deeply connected Mossad family.
I am thinking about the sounds Clinton would be making and cracking the fuck up
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
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November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I am thinking about the sounds Clinton would be making and cracking the fuck up
Neither one of these men look like they would pass a security clearance background check
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Neither one of these men look like they would pass a security clearance background check
Assuming all of the standard commie shit is a given: Animals in public spaces are a public health issue.
We need to establish national Service Animal certification, and bringing a non-certified animal into any public space, except travel hubs (in carriers) would result in loss of the animal.
We need to establish national Service Animal certification, and bringing a non-certified animal into any public space, except travel hubs (in carriers) would result in loss of the animal.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Assuming all of the standard commie shit is a given: Animals in public spaces are a public health issue.
We need to establish national Service Animal certification, and bringing a non-certified animal into any public space, except travel hubs (in carriers) would result in loss of the animal.
We need to establish national Service Animal certification, and bringing a non-certified animal into any public space, except travel hubs (in carriers) would result in loss of the animal.
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
This man is 13 years younger than me?
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This man is 13 years younger than me?
Let’s play a little game. Guess who this quote was about
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November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Let’s play a little game. Guess who this quote was about
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"she needed money for braces"
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"she needed money for braces"
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
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The Justice Dept let Matt Gaetz get away with this
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Justice Dept let Matt Gaetz get away with this
Sometimes you see the news and think “wait, am *I* somebody”
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sometimes you see the news and think “wait, am *I* somebody”
Pharmacist is the only job that requires a doctorate or where you might have to do a price check on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Pharmacist is the only job that requires a doctorate or where you might have to do a price check on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Am I being weird or does the Epstein scandal feel gross because it’s never about the victims? It gets treated more like celebrity gossip than a heinous crime
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Am I being weird or does the Epstein scandal feel gross because it’s never about the victims? It gets treated more like celebrity gossip than a heinous crime
White people complaining that Paris Baguette isn’t authentic will never not be funny
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
White people complaining that Paris Baguette isn’t authentic will never not be funny
A few years ago, I befriended a coworker from China, who said every aspect of life was better in China, except 996. She ultimately decided that 996 wasn’t bad enough to make living in the states worthwhile. So congrats to us for adopting the only thing from life in China that was worse than ours
Hard to believe that a few years ago there was genuine mainstream discourse about tech companies shifting to 4-day work weeks while today companies are bragging about “AI productivity gains” yet it’s all about 996.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
A few years ago, I befriended a coworker from China, who said every aspect of life was better in China, except 996. She ultimately decided that 996 wasn’t bad enough to make living in the states worthwhile. So congrats to us for adopting the only thing from life in China that was worse than ours
In a GOP full of craven opportunists and cynics, Lauren Boebert is a real-deal, QAnon nut job. An absolute yokel, god bless her soul
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In a GOP full of craven opportunists and cynics, Lauren Boebert is a real-deal, QAnon nut job. An absolute yokel, god bless her soul
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
I’ve been cackling over this for days now
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’ve been cackling over this for days now
That’s not an exaggeration. She those babies to an ACTIVE FIRE
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That’s not an exaggeration. She those babies to an ACTIVE FIRE
Look at this happy ass story. Them babies be out in the RAIN. 90 degrees, 30 degrees. It doesn’t matter. Their mom took them to an apartment building fire; breathing goes knows what, so she could get pics of them serving firefighters, for instagram
Steel City Twinz: 6-Year-Old Brothers Spreading Joy With and#039;Sunshine In A Cupand#039;
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/5785/Steel-City-Twinz-6-Year-Old-Brothers-Spreading-Joy-With-and-039-Sunshine-In-A-Cupand-039- #goodnews
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/5785/Steel-City-Twinz-6-Year-Old-Brothers-Spreading-Joy-With-and-039-Sunshine-In-A-Cupand-039- #goodnews
Steel City Twinz: 6-Year-Old Brothers Spreading Joy With 'Sunshine In A Cup'
Meet the Steel City Twinz—6-year-old twin brothers Major and Mehki Muhammad—who are serving up more than just lemonade across Pittsburgh. Every weekend, these young entrepreneurs set up shop in different neighborhoods with a simple mission:
tinyurl.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Look at this happy ass story. Them babies be out in the RAIN. 90 degrees, 30 degrees. It doesn’t matter. Their mom took them to an apartment building fire; breathing goes knows what, so she could get pics of them serving firefighters, for instagram