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November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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An image in white text on a black background, mimicking the press release by Guiliani's camp, that reads: "Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30th, 2025, in New Hampshire, Rudolph Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. Prior to the incident, he was flagged down by a woman who appeared to be in distress. Unbeknownst to Mr. Giuliani, the woman was actually Bugs Bunny in disguise. The woman fell into Mayor Giuliani's arms, but he did not realize she was tying his shoelaces together. The woman then straightened and offered Mr. Giuliani a cigar. However, this cigar was actually an improvised explosive device, which exploded when Mr. Giuliani lit it at the woman's urging. Mr. Giuliani realized the deception and attempted to chase Bugs Bunny, but his knotted shoelaces tangled and stretched his legs into a pretzel. Following this mishap Mr. Giuliani fell into traffic, thereafter being struck by a piano truck. Mr. Giuliani was transported to a local hospital, where paramedics were able to unwind Mr. Giuliani from his accordioned state and remove the piano keys from his mouth. Mr. Giuliani is recovering in serious but stable condition, and continues to insist he is only three and a half years old. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mr. Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragusa Head of Mayor Giuliani's Security"
August 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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A screenshot from user vauult on Instagram of a picture with the text "While working on Child’s Play 1, special effects makeup and designer @yagherfx was also creating the fat suit for Weird Al Yankovic’s FAT video. (1988)". The picture shows the head from the doll Chucky placed on top of a bulbous fat suit all in black draped in a leather jacket with multiple zippers, straps, and buckles on the jacket.
July 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Drake Announces Ineeda Win Tour
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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March 13, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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They can tear my tiny sauteed eggplant coffee from my cold, dead, purple hands
December 29, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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This popped up in my FB memories today from the past internet, probably just a coincidence
November 10, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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October 25, 2023 at 8:56 PM
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October 16, 2023 at 6:31 AM
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RS with a banger picture of your cat
October 8, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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Good Saturday afternoon to all who celebrate
September 23, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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@mobute.bsky.social I stopped by your place today but weirdly lecherous Santa told me to fuck off
The "Welcome" sign for Christmas, MI, established 1938. Permanent home of user Mobute A giant wooden Santa figure pointing into the distance with his raised right hand and pointing straight upwards with his left. "He has the face of a man not wearing pants"
September 9, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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I touched grass
A cute chunky little chipmunk sitting defiantly on a fallen log A tree growing on top of a rock outcropping over the water overlooking Picture Rocks National Park A verdant tunnel of trees with sunlight dappled on the ground shining down through their outstretched branches
September 9, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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"The Lord Almighty will see you now Ms. Nicks"
August 30, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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Maybe he's born with it
August 18, 2023 at 1:51 PM
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You make the call
August 8, 2023 at 11:21 PM