Rae's a little hell
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Lighting up a room in anticipation Of my appearance on dateline
Some bullshit I shared:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabixd24jlsu
Some bullshit I shared:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabixd24jlsu
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[rolls down car window] “Pardon me, do you have any morally grey Poupon?”
December 13, 2024 at 1:04 PM
[rolls down car window] “Pardon me, do you have any morally grey Poupon?”
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Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job
December 13, 2024 at 1:51 PM
My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job
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Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time?
Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
December 4, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time?
Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
No aliens have taken me yet. Probably because I don't probe on the first abduction.
December 13, 2024 at 7:45 PM
No aliens have taken me yet. Probably because I don't probe on the first abduction.
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Levels of ceiling fan:
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
November 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Levels of ceiling fan:
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
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I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know.
December 1, 2023 at 1:23 PM
I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know.
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Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
November 20, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
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everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about because we can’t talk about fight club
November 20, 2024 at 7:24 PM
everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about because we can’t talk about fight club
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Sure cats are cute and cuddly but they'd cheerfully stab you and burn your house down if they had thumbs
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Sure cats are cute and cuddly but they'd cheerfully stab you and burn your house down if they had thumbs
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the life of a chihuahua owner as full time dog furniture
November 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
the life of a chihuahua owner as full time dog furniture
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I just ordered a shitload of Orville Redenbacher microwave popcorn because it was buy 1 get 1 free.
November 20, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I just ordered a shitload of Orville Redenbacher microwave popcorn because it was buy 1 get 1 free.
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Big natural backaches.
November 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Big natural backaches.
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I'm not part of the problem or part of the solution. I'm a secret 3rd thing.
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I'm not part of the problem or part of the solution. I'm a secret 3rd thing.
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I’m in my crone era finally
October 10, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I’m in my crone era finally
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Hitting that age where I’m repeating the same stories over and over again.
Have I posted this before?
Have I posted this before?
November 20, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Hitting that age where I’m repeating the same stories over and over again.
Have I posted this before?
Have I posted this before?
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If I were Pope, my Pope name would be Pious, meaning "Full of pie."
November 20, 2024 at 10:26 PM
If I were Pope, my Pope name would be Pious, meaning "Full of pie."
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I have a very particular set of skills. (Falling asleep with food in my mouth and not choking to death in the night)
November 20, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I have a very particular set of skills. (Falling asleep with food in my mouth and not choking to death in the night)
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I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
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Other little girls wanted to be doctors or teachers, I wanted to be Medusa
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Other little girls wanted to be doctors or teachers, I wanted to be Medusa
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I hope the succubus who visits me tonight isn’t put off by my CPAP mask
November 20, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I hope the succubus who visits me tonight isn’t put off by my CPAP mask
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Him: Want anything else?
Me: A dozen good banger skeets
Him: On your burger. This is a Five Guys.
Me: A dozen good banger skeets
Him: On your burger. This is a Five Guys.
November 20, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Him: Want anything else?
Me: A dozen good banger skeets
Him: On your burger. This is a Five Guys.
Me: A dozen good banger skeets
Him: On your burger. This is a Five Guys.