jason jasonson
@jasonjasonsons.bsky.social
juice newton fan account.
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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly assumed everything is about you lately.
April 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You okay, babe? You’ve hardly assumed everything is about you lately.
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ahh yes, I forgot about Volkswagen Deal Days
time to masturbate
time to masturbate
April 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
ahh yes, I forgot about Volkswagen Deal Days
time to masturbate
time to masturbate
got a new phone so imma bug the shit out of you mfs today
April 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
got a new phone so imma bug the shit out of you mfs today
the violent deaths of peter and paul.
20” x 20”
oil on canvas
20” x 20”
oil on canvas
April 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
the violent deaths of peter and paul.
20” x 20”
oil on canvas
20” x 20”
oil on canvas
american wild animals
24 x 48
oil on canvas
24 x 48
oil on canvas
April 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
american wild animals
24 x 48
oil on canvas
24 x 48
oil on canvas
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If I ruined your day by being a complete fuckin idiot online, that’s a you problem, tbqh.
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If I ruined your day by being a complete fuckin idiot online, that’s a you problem, tbqh.
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*inviting my date back to my place*
"I have two dozen eggs."
"I have two dozen eggs."
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
*inviting my date back to my place*
"I have two dozen eggs."
"I have two dozen eggs."
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I'm sorry you lost followers when I put you in my starter pack
January 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm sorry you lost followers when I put you in my starter pack
oil painting. 90% finished.
30” x 30”
it’s called caging beezlebub
30” x 30”
it’s called caging beezlebub
January 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
oil painting. 90% finished.
30” x 30”
it’s called caging beezlebub
30” x 30”
it’s called caging beezlebub
i hope you all have a happy new year and that you let me suck your tiddies
January 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i hope you all have a happy new year and that you let me suck your tiddies
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Me: You just wanna see my tiddies.
Him: No way. I wanna see your pussy too.
Him: No way. I wanna see your pussy too.
December 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Me: You just wanna see my tiddies.
Him: No way. I wanna see your pussy too.
Him: No way. I wanna see your pussy too.
been painting this elk all day. it’s not quite finished
December 17, 2024 at 4:49 AM
been painting this elk all day. it’s not quite finished
the broken anus
-a poem by jason jasonson
-a poem by jason jasonson
December 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
the broken anus
-a poem by jason jasonson
-a poem by jason jasonson
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I only date medical professionals because I like my prostate checked twice a day
December 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I only date medical professionals because I like my prostate checked twice a day
i have reason to post a selfie
December 12, 2024 at 8:14 PM
i have reason to post a selfie
men can fake it too.
*boops your clit through your ski pants.
*boops your clit through your ski pants.
December 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM
men can fake it too.
*boops your clit through your ski pants.
*boops your clit through your ski pants.
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Masturbating without Pornhub just like my ancestors did.
December 12, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Masturbating without Pornhub just like my ancestors did.
holy shit you guys repost art here?? that’s amazing.
*floods tl with 25 years of oil paintings
*floods tl with 25 years of oil paintings
December 12, 2024 at 7:03 PM
holy shit you guys repost art here?? that’s amazing.
*floods tl with 25 years of oil paintings
*floods tl with 25 years of oil paintings
oil on canvas
5 panels. total dimensions are 48” x 60” x 1.5”
“the broken mouth”
5 panels. total dimensions are 48” x 60” x 1.5”
“the broken mouth”
December 12, 2024 at 6:58 PM
oil on canvas
5 panels. total dimensions are 48” x 60” x 1.5”
“the broken mouth”
5 panels. total dimensions are 48” x 60” x 1.5”
“the broken mouth”
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could you elaborate?
no, I forgot what I just said
no, I forgot what I just said
December 11, 2024 at 9:34 PM
could you elaborate?
no, I forgot what I just said
no, I forgot what I just said
in my more than a decade on twitter/ now here, i have never asked mutuals/ followers for anything.
if you can, donate.
she’s a remarkable person and a fighter.
get in the fight with her by donating if you can, and sharing if you can’t.
if you can, donate.
she’s a remarkable person and a fighter.
get in the fight with her by donating if you can, and sharing if you can’t.
I’m $30 away from $10,000 and I couldn’t have done it without the support of my online community.
I don’t know what the future holds for me, but I know I’m going to continue to fight every single day. Cherish your health 💕
I don’t know what the future holds for me, but I know I’m going to continue to fight every single day. Cherish your health 💕
Donate to Help Shari (Jenny and the Bets) Get Her Life Back, organized by emily tweets
Hello, friends and family of our friend Shari, (known to many of you as… emily tweets needs your support for Help Shari (Jenny and the Bets) Get Her Life Back
gofund.me
December 9, 2024 at 2:15 PM
in my more than a decade on twitter/ now here, i have never asked mutuals/ followers for anything.
if you can, donate.
she’s a remarkable person and a fighter.
get in the fight with her by donating if you can, and sharing if you can’t.
if you can, donate.
she’s a remarkable person and a fighter.
get in the fight with her by donating if you can, and sharing if you can’t.
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to know this beautiful woman is to love her. she's an amazing soul and we need her here, with the living, as long as possible. if you can help or repost, every bit helps.
I’m $30 away from $10,000 and I couldn’t have done it without the support of my online community.
I don’t know what the future holds for me, but I know I’m going to continue to fight every single day. Cherish your health 💕
I don’t know what the future holds for me, but I know I’m going to continue to fight every single day. Cherish your health 💕
Donate to Help Shari (Jenny and the Bets) Get Her Life Back, organized by emily tweets
Hello, friends and family of our friend Shari, (known to many of you as… emily tweets needs your support for Help Shari (Jenny and the Bets) Get Her Life Back
gofund.me
December 9, 2024 at 1:06 AM
to know this beautiful woman is to love her. she's an amazing soul and we need her here, with the living, as long as possible. if you can help or repost, every bit helps.
i painted the trees on the left and decided to paint a middle section. which is the pic on the right.
it’s only half done but the total size of all five canvases is 48” x 60”.
it’s oil on canvas.
it’s only half done but the total size of all five canvases is 48” x 60”.
it’s oil on canvas.
December 8, 2024 at 2:49 PM
i painted the trees on the left and decided to paint a middle section. which is the pic on the right.
it’s only half done but the total size of all five canvases is 48” x 60”.
it’s oil on canvas.
it’s only half done but the total size of all five canvases is 48” x 60”.
it’s oil on canvas.
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There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s unless you’re married
December 8, 2024 at 2:46 PM
There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s unless you’re married
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A weird quirk about you?
I like to sneeze.
I like to sneeze.
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM
A weird quirk about you?
I like to sneeze.
I like to sneeze.