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Quetzi
@quetzi.bsky.social
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He/they. Chicago.
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
quetzi.bsky.social
Frankly incredible that you can tell that medieval art is a forgery made by one specific incredibly prolific guy just by the extent to which he was a breast man.
Lover Harping for a Lady, by the Spanish Forger. The lady in question is well endowed, as is her servant. St. Martha Taming the Tarrasque, by the Spanish Forger. Every single woman in this has maximum cleavage. Susannah and the Elders Object, by the Spanish Forger. Susannah, despite the cloth she's wrapping around her, has some improbable side boob. Mary Magdalene Visited by a Couple at Her Cave, by the Spanish Forger. You can tell it's Mary Magdalene because her tits are fully out.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
quetzi.bsky.social
This is too many dimensions. What gives you the fucking right?
The bsky icon, in all its shaded glory
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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gshowitt.bsky.social
D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
This is a D66 table which is too long to fit into the alt text. It's 36 different things a Guard might say when you pass a stealth check. Here's a selection, anyway: “Huh. Guess it must have been the wind.” “Blimey, the size of the size of the rats ‘round here!” “I must be tired.” “Don’t bother. This place makes all sorts of weird noises.” “You’re hearing things! You ought to lay off the whiskey.” “Guess it was nothing.” “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” “Go on, get out of here!” “I’m not checking it. You check it.” “Come on, who’d try to sneak in here?” “Ugh. I hate this job.” “Any more noises like that and I’ll be forced to stand up and take a look.” “I don’t feel like getting shanked in the ribs tonight. Just let it slide.” “What you mean, ‘strange noise?’ Sounds like a perfectly normal noise to me.” “My doctor said I’m not supposed to investigate mysterious sounds after 6pm.” *aimlessly whistles a sea shanty, and dreams of their true purpose: sailing the mighty ocean* “Ohhh, my aching back! I can barely stand up straight, let alone search for intruders!” “Geoffrey? Is that you? I’ve told you not to do the hiding thing any more. It’s dangerous.” “I think someone must have left a window open somewhere.” to themselves: “Don’t be scared. Shh. There’s no such thing as ghosts.” “Probably just a harmless drunk. They kip in here sometimes.” “Hey, your shift’s over! It’s my time to guard. Let me have this, Sylvia.” reading aloud, weeping: “Dear Erik. I am very sorry, but I must leave you. I’ve found a new lover. He wants to start a family. I can’t wait for your promotion any longer.” “No, no: my grandfather told me about a time he investigated a nearby disruption. I’m not going to make the same mistake.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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hauntedsink.bsky.social
yak yak yak, get a job.
A picture of Barbie holding a laptop with another Barbie dressed in a labcoat, from a promotional campaign called "I can be..." underneath is a messy typewritten quote from the Hacker Manifesto: "This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can't stop us all."
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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captainawkward.bsky.social
This is hilarious and it also reminds me of one of my favorite bits ever

youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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oldenoughtosay.com
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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doctorallisona.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Columbo, the detective!
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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weirdmedieval.bsky.social
hey i wrote an article about folk names for birds and you should check it out!!!

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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skeet.best
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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wormmo.de
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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veldrin.bsky.social
D&D character commission for @quetzi.bsky.social // 2023
A red-headed woman with a side shave, facial piercings and choker, dressed in a brown cloak over brown and grey adventurer corset and blouse, a belt with various satchels attached, and brown knee-high boots. Her arms are faintly scarred with various arcane symbols and wrapped messily in bandages. She is leaning casually, one arm crossed and tucked under the elbow of her other arm, with which she is lazily summoning and spinning a flaming switchblade.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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acidfacial.bsky.social
While I am back to working a few days a week, the cost of uhhhhh everything is really kicking my ass and also I am staring down the barrel of some medical expenses currently. Please please please let me draw something gay and stupid for you 🥺
acidfacial.bsky.social alas! poor whoreick @acidfacial.bsky.social · Jul 7
✨COMMISSIONS OPEN✨

Lost my job recently and have bills to pay! I am a professional cartoonist who will draw you/your OCS/your blorbos/whatever you want. I love to draw weird shit AND I do NSFW too!

Prices as listed below. Please reach out to me via DM. Also pls share this around if you can :) thx
Commission pricing sheet for full-body comms: LINES ONLY: $75 LINES+COLOR: $100 LINES+COLOR+SHADING: $150 ADDT’L CHARACTERS: $40/EA BG (SIMPLE): $30 BG (COMPLEX): $50 Commission pricing sheet for half-body comms: LINES ONLY: $50 LINES+COLOR: $70 LINES+COLOR+SHADING: $100 ADDT’L CHARACTERS: $25/EA BG (SIMPLE): $20 BG (COMPLEX): $35 Commission pricing sheet for portrait comms: LINES ONLY: $30 LINES+COLOR: $40 LINES+COLOR+SHADING: $55 *NO MULTI-CHARACTER PORTRAITS; SIMPLE/SINGLE-COLOR BGS ONLY FOR COLOR+SHADING
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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skullmandible.bsky.social
I like to read the wikipedia summaries of horror movies instead of watching them. it pairs well with my habit of reading the ingredients lists of recipes instead of eating. I don't really like flavors
October 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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unburntwitch.com
Some people are on an entirely different level
October 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
quetzi.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you.

- Green Room
- Re-Animator
- A Wounded Fawn
- Plus One
mskellymhayes.bsky.social Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · Oct 15
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you.

- You're Next
- A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
- Tigers Are Not Afraid
- La Llorona
wiswell.bsky.social John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · Oct 15
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws
October 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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innes.bsky.social
Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
quetzi.bsky.social
Agreeing to make gumbo within 48 hours of a covid shot was maybe a mistake. This roux is going to make my shoulder fall off.
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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jensvb.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM