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The Pit and the Perineum
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🥩💐AL NELSON🍭🐛
"Writer" & ""Cartoonist""
(36|Chicago|NSFW)
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Lost my job recently and have bills to pay! I am a professional cartoonist who will draw you/your OCS/your blorbos/whatever you want. I love to draw weird shit AND I do NSFW too!

Prices as listed below. Please reach out to me via DM. Also pls share this around if you can :) thx
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There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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It was a wonderful chunky time
February 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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it’s pretty funny to make a world where everything is based on computer. and then fuck that part up specifically
February 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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normal
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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if you, the artist, cannot tell me about the decisions you made when creating a piece of music, then you didnt make it
What do we think about the assertion in this meme? I know, we think it's asinine, but I'm looking for specific arguments as to why it's asinine.
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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What Will I Make Of Me?

CW) dead animal, If that works here.
October 9, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
repeating "no champagne? no cocaine??? wooow..." in my head over and over again today
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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used to be like "ha ha how could people fall for snake oil" and now it's like "oh everyone falls for every kind of snake oil possible all the time including billionaires and politicians, just guzzling up snake oil at a horrifically alarming rate and vomiting out onto the rest of us" 🫠🙃
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
they're doing this to me tomorrow
illustration, dreamcast magazine (1998) archive.org/details/drea...
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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medievil, render, press kit material (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/4680/me...
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Last day to sign up for my art blog newsletter before the next issue's out tomorrow! 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io

This one's all about '80s unicorn art! These are by Sue Dawe.
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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TV Personalities used to say stuff like "and now... back to your regularly scheduled programming" because they respected us to some degree, but now streaming giants show you ten minutes of ads per 20 minutes of show and the show is also ads and all the ads are for stuff you hate
February 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Happy Valentine's day my loves!!!
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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13. Fungus
November 13, 2024 at 9:22 AM
down bad for the first time in perhaps 4 years
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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Treating machines like women was always a soft launch for treating women like machines
Here's an example of the reaction I'm describing here, and I appreciate something this particular poster makes clear: They neither understand nor respect boundaries. There's no policing happening here, just my own decisions about who I will have a conversation with.
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Others lovers /Norman Lindsay
February 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM