Grant Howitt
@gshowitt.bsky.social
I make roleplaying games, toy soldiers, and bad decisions.
I removed instagram a few weeks ago cos I was getting a bit habitual and unhealthy with it, and: crumbs if my phone isn’t boring now, that dork Zuckerberg can sure put together a good attention pipe
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I removed instagram a few weeks ago cos I was getting a bit habitual and unhealthy with it, and: crumbs if my phone isn’t boring now, that dork Zuckerberg can sure put together a good attention pipe
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Working @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social is just like
fuuuuuck i have psychotic posts due tomorrow.....shit need a surrealism by 5pm......uggghhhh my insane thoughts report for the meeting.....
fuuuuuck i have psychotic posts due tomorrow.....shit need a surrealism by 5pm......uggghhhh my insane thoughts report for the meeting.....
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Working @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social is just like
fuuuuuck i have psychotic posts due tomorrow.....shit need a surrealism by 5pm......uggghhhh my insane thoughts report for the meeting.....
fuuuuuck i have psychotic posts due tomorrow.....shit need a surrealism by 5pm......uggghhhh my insane thoughts report for the meeting.....
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Everything DIE for $15! That's:
- The massive corebook
- A map-based scenario about previous lovers (the "Ex-Crawl")
- Couple's therapy as an explicit wargame
- Ersatz Yu-Gi-Oh
- 6 other scenarios ranging from upsetting to innovative to upsettingly innovative
- The massive corebook
- A map-based scenario about previous lovers (the "Ex-Crawl")
- Couple's therapy as an explicit wargame
- Ersatz Yu-Gi-Oh
- 6 other scenarios ranging from upsetting to innovative to upsettingly innovative
DIE RPG Bundle
Adventurer! This new DIE RPG Bundle presents DIE, the tabletop roleplaying game from Rowan, Rook, & Decard based on – rather, created in parallel with – the DIE Image Comics series (20 issues,…
bundleofholding.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Everything DIE for $15! That's:
- The massive corebook
- A map-based scenario about previous lovers (the "Ex-Crawl")
- Couple's therapy as an explicit wargame
- Ersatz Yu-Gi-Oh
- 6 other scenarios ranging from upsetting to innovative to upsettingly innovative
- The massive corebook
- A map-based scenario about previous lovers (the "Ex-Crawl")
- Couple's therapy as an explicit wargame
- Ersatz Yu-Gi-Oh
- 6 other scenarios ranging from upsetting to innovative to upsettingly innovative
Ever since I changed my phone’s wallpaper to be my own huge face, 1) I chuckle a little every time I unlock it and 2) I always know which phone is mine
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Ever since I changed my phone’s wallpaper to be my own huge face, 1) I chuckle a little every time I unlock it and 2) I always know which phone is mine
I love the way violent movement is depicted in Everett True
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I love the way violent movement is depicted in Everett True
Skill issue. Be gayer
This shit is made up, actually
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Skill issue. Be gayer
We were singing on the last tube, about twelve of us who’d met drunk on the platform after Christmas parties. Unimpressed woman leans over to me and says:
“Who sang that originally?”
“Oh,” I say, “it was Frank Sinatra.”
“Cool. Maybe you should let him handle it.”
“Who sang that originally?”
“Oh,” I say, “it was Frank Sinatra.”
“Cool. Maybe you should let him handle it.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
We were singing on the last tube, about twelve of us who’d met drunk on the platform after Christmas parties. Unimpressed woman leans over to me and says:
“Who sang that originally?”
“Oh,” I say, “it was Frank Sinatra.”
“Cool. Maybe you should let him handle it.”
“Who sang that originally?”
“Oh,” I say, “it was Frank Sinatra.”
“Cool. Maybe you should let him handle it.”
Father-in-law got this in a cracker. What the merry hell is it do you reckon
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Father-in-law got this in a cracker. What the merry hell is it do you reckon
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I'm Sar and I do TTRPG illustration and comic work - you can check out a bunch of free comics on my site: sarcousins.co.uk and I'm also open for personal commissions, email me about your ideas!
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I'm Sar and I do TTRPG illustration and comic work - you can check out a bunch of free comics on my site: sarcousins.co.uk and I'm also open for personal commissions, email me about your ideas!
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
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Get goth Jumanji'd in DIE: the RPG, now on offer in the Bundle of Holding!
Grab the corebook and all three horrible scenario books for the low low price of $15 USD. Offer's only open until January 26th so best do it now before you forget x
bundleofholding.com/presents/DIE...
Grab the corebook and all three horrible scenario books for the low low price of $15 USD. Offer's only open until January 26th so best do it now before you forget x
bundleofholding.com/presents/DIE...
DIE RPG Bundle
Adventurer! This new DIE RPG Bundle presents DIE, the tabletop roleplaying game from Rowan, Rook, & Decard based on – rather, created in parallel with – the DIE Image Comics series (20 issues,…
bundleofholding.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Get goth Jumanji'd in DIE: the RPG, now on offer in the Bundle of Holding!
Grab the corebook and all three horrible scenario books for the low low price of $15 USD. Offer's only open until January 26th so best do it now before you forget x
bundleofholding.com/presents/DIE...
Grab the corebook and all three horrible scenario books for the low low price of $15 USD. Offer's only open until January 26th so best do it now before you forget x
bundleofholding.com/presents/DIE...
changed my mind. "TINSELSNIFFERS" is better.
read Reginald Christmas' Festive Newsletter spectacular here: mailchi.mp/3a93ae7662ff...
read Reginald Christmas' Festive Newsletter spectacular here: mailchi.mp/3a93ae7662ff...
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
changed my mind. "TINSELSNIFFERS" is better.
read Reginald Christmas' Festive Newsletter spectacular here: mailchi.mp/3a93ae7662ff...
read Reginald Christmas' Festive Newsletter spectacular here: mailchi.mp/3a93ae7662ff...
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Klaxon! New on Bundle of Holding is our own DIE RPG - the award-winning core book, plus the three scenario books and the quickstart for $15. Purchasing also includes a 15% off voucher for buying the physical books from @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social. #ttrpg #indiettrpg
DIE RPG Bundle
Adventurer! This new DIE RPG Bundle presents DIE, the tabletop roleplaying game from Rowan, Rook, & Decard based on – rather, created in parallel with – the DIE Image Comics series (20 issues, 2018-21...
bundleofholding.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Klaxon! New on Bundle of Holding is our own DIE RPG - the award-winning core book, plus the three scenario books and the quickstart for $15. Purchasing also includes a 15% off voucher for buying the physical books from @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social. #ttrpg #indiettrpg
got PIERCE FAULTLINE in the first five goes. excellent
i'm moving my random prompt generators to my indie web site!! one of my favorites and old popular ones is the SEXY BATTLE WIZARDS generator, based on the game by @gshowitt.bsky.social!! it produces a name for a SEXY BATTLE WIZARD such as ENERVATIO OVERDRIVE or HEXATRONIC CHANCE
Fairytale
Courtney's home on the indie web.
fairytale.magicalgurll.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
got PIERCE FAULTLINE in the first five goes. excellent
believe it or not "tinselfuck" took a lot of workshopping in the office this afternoon. I wanted "tinseldick" but it felt rude to put that in the top line of an email
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
believe it or not "tinselfuck" took a lot of workshopping in the office this afternoon. I wanted "tinseldick" but it felt rude to put that in the top line of an email
A big roundup of the standout entrants, themes, process and plenty of navel-gazing in the ONE HUNDRED ONE PAGE GAME JAM DEBRIEF
(And! The final list of winners!)
www.patreon.com/posts/145350...
(And! The final list of winners!)
www.patreon.com/posts/145350...
ONE HUNDRED ONE PAGE GAME JAM DEBRIEF | Grant Howitt
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December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A big roundup of the standout entrants, themes, process and plenty of navel-gazing in the ONE HUNDRED ONE PAGE GAME JAM DEBRIEF
(And! The final list of winners!)
www.patreon.com/posts/145350...
(And! The final list of winners!)
www.patreon.com/posts/145350...
Cheeky GW copyright infringement is a fine medium in which to work - I have done much of it myself - and I believe Erika is making some of the greatest Space Marine pisstakes currently available
Anyway yeah I think it's really neat and you'd have fun trying it.
You can check out the rules here!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
You can check out the rules here!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Scrungaloids - The Game!
The irradiated wastelands and monolithic ruins of the far future support a varied and violent ecology. Untold species of infantry, battle tank, robot, and stranger things besides stalk each other thro...
docs.google.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Cheeky GW copyright infringement is a fine medium in which to work - I have done much of it myself - and I believe Erika is making some of the greatest Space Marine pisstakes currently available
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frodo: "gandalf.. could we not have tom bombadil carry the ring?"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
frodo: "gandalf.. could we not have tom bombadil carry the ring?"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
![The unusual design of the church of St Helen's in Bishopsgate, one of the largest surviving ancient churches of London, arose from its once having been two separate places of worship: a 13th-century parish church and the chapel of a Benedictine convent. On the convent side of St Helen's Church, a "squint" allowed the nuns to observe the parish masses; church records show that the squint in this case was not enough to restrain the nuns, who were eventually admonished to "abstain from kissing secular persons", a practice to which it seems they had become "too prone".[2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q4mk3cmiwyozgfsnjirpav2o/bafkreico2duodpznopu7tyydoj66nig5bzzedsekur3s3pcjfvrvbsicwu@jpeg)
Suggestions welcome. It’s a good first step but I reckon it could do with something
Currently wondering how to ask @gshowitt.bsky.social if he'd appear on a special episode of our podcast.
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Suggestions welcome. It’s a good first step but I reckon it could do with something
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Hey, new announcement for DIE RPG. Next year, @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social will be crowdfunding DIE RPG: THE METADUNGEON - a huge dungeon where each level is explicitly about a different period of RPG history.
@mytholder.bsky.social has gone berserk. Sign up!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
@mytholder.bsky.social has gone berserk. Sign up!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Get Ready for DIE: Metadungeon
From Rowan, Rook and Decard - Get Ready for DIE: Metadungeon
www.backerkit.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hey, new announcement for DIE RPG. Next year, @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social will be crowdfunding DIE RPG: THE METADUNGEON - a huge dungeon where each level is explicitly about a different period of RPG history.
@mytholder.bsky.social has gone berserk. Sign up!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
@mytholder.bsky.social has gone berserk. Sign up!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
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We got @kierongillen.bsky.social @mytholder.bsky.social and @gshowitt.bsky.social giving you a tour of the METADUNGEON.
What is a METADUNGEON? What does it eat? What does it crave?
Find out FRIDAY 19th 7pm UK/2pm EST
What is a METADUNGEON? What does it eat? What does it crave?
Find out FRIDAY 19th 7pm UK/2pm EST
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We got @kierongillen.bsky.social @mytholder.bsky.social and @gshowitt.bsky.social giving you a tour of the METADUNGEON.
What is a METADUNGEON? What does it eat? What does it crave?
Find out FRIDAY 19th 7pm UK/2pm EST
What is a METADUNGEON? What does it eat? What does it crave?
Find out FRIDAY 19th 7pm UK/2pm EST
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Relevantly, one of my smaller tasks today was to frame and put up the goat girl's oath
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Relevantly, one of my smaller tasks today was to frame and put up the goat girl's oath
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This is so fucking funny dude.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is so fucking funny dude.
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This kicks off at seven tonight, it ought to be a laugh, and the charities are pretty decent too. Please come along and chuck us a quid to make our lives harder
TONIGHT
GM Diar spins the wheel for @gshowitt.bsky.social, @gaskinator.bsky.social, @urbanfriendden.bsky.social, and @vengaboy.bsky.social, through a festive beach party (don't mind the temporal distortion).
Join us as we fundraise for @jinglejam.co.uk!
GM Diar spins the wheel for @gshowitt.bsky.social, @gaskinator.bsky.social, @urbanfriendden.bsky.social, and @vengaboy.bsky.social, through a festive beach party (don't mind the temporal distortion).
Join us as we fundraise for @jinglejam.co.uk!
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This kicks off at seven tonight, it ought to be a laugh, and the charities are pretty decent too. Please come along and chuck us a quid to make our lives harder