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aries candlemancer - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Part forest witch part forest fire. CowboyandCricket.com
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· Feb 13
interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
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I love sleeping and going to sleep and being asleep
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love sleeping and going to sleep and being asleep
The answer to loneliness will not be found in technology facsimile
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The answer to loneliness will not be found in technology facsimile
Am so glad I finally saw the big cookie Dwight slappe got when hogan died
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Am so glad I finally saw the big cookie Dwight slappe got when hogan died
This jacket fucks cantripbrand.com/products/lim... somebody buy it for me
Limited Edition Polyhedral Spell Circle Bomber - Olive Green
One of our most legendary items is back. Made especially for Cantrip, this new Polyhedral Spell Circle Bomber Jacket colorway has had a long and careful casting time to make sure every detail was just...
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November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This jacket fucks cantripbrand.com/products/lim... somebody buy it for me
I’m sorry I am losing it over “will have lunch with” instead of just “meeting” what is being conveyed with that word choice !?
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’m sorry I am losing it over “will have lunch with” instead of just “meeting” what is being conveyed with that word choice !?
I know this is probably only a me problem but I really wish I could sort my kindle books by length I would fucking love to just knock out a dozen novellas
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I know this is probably only a me problem but I really wish I could sort my kindle books by length I would fucking love to just knock out a dozen novellas
We should do 10,000 years of matriarchy to even it out
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We should do 10,000 years of matriarchy to even it out
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Right so in Dark Souls 2 there's this coffin right at the start of the game that swaps your gender if you lie down in it, but it's surrounded by ogres that will attack at the slightest provocation and actively try to prevent you getting in the coffin.
bsky.app/profile/gays...
bsky.app/profile/gays...
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Right so in Dark Souls 2 there's this coffin right at the start of the game that swaps your gender if you lie down in it, but it's surrounded by ogres that will attack at the slightest provocation and actively try to prevent you getting in the coffin.
bsky.app/profile/gays...
bsky.app/profile/gays...
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Evergreen:
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Evergreen:
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The holidays are my favorite time with mst3k, there's some great YouTube channels with full Turkey Day episodes including all commercials and bumpers
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The holidays are my favorite time with mst3k, there's some great YouTube channels with full Turkey Day episodes including all commercials and bumpers
I’m gonna make wreck it Ralph wave his giant cock at Sebastian the crab who’s gonna clip his dick
not great, bob
I need this ai bubble to burst and the bubble to have gasoline in it and splash all over the people pushing ai just as one of them is lighting a cigarette
I need this ai bubble to burst and the bubble to have gasoline in it and splash all over the people pushing ai just as one of them is lighting a cigarette
Disney+ to Allow User-Generated Content Via AI
Disney CEO Bob Iger hinted at "productive conversations" with unnamed AI companies that would protect IP but add new features to the studio's flagship streaming service.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m gonna make wreck it Ralph wave his giant cock at Sebastian the crab who’s gonna clip his dick
Blue black and then just a nice burrito to eat
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Blue black and then just a nice burrito to eat
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sure sex is great but have you ever supported your artist friends during the holidays by buying their lovely work?
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
sure sex is great but have you ever supported your artist friends during the holidays by buying their lovely work?
I think I need to do a play along with a honor mode let’s play bc I am too irresponsible to make my own decisions
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I think I need to do a play along with a honor mode let’s play bc I am too irresponsible to make my own decisions
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
I gotta stop interacting with my local news on socials im literally the only one they’re gonna come after me
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I gotta stop interacting with my local news on socials im literally the only one they’re gonna come after me
and i guess a reminder to my friends who might care, and myself when i am too hurried to remember: please don't vaguepost about triggering shit, it gets through people's self-protective mutes
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
and i guess a reminder to my friends who might care, and myself when i am too hurried to remember: please don't vaguepost about triggering shit, it gets through people's self-protective mutes
i just can't be reminded how pathetic and poorly hidden it all is and how we're all just kind of pointing and laughing
gallows humor is real af and i get it but
i gotta sit this one out folks
gallows humor is real af and i get it but
i gotta sit this one out folks
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i just can't be reminded how pathetic and poorly hidden it all is and how we're all just kind of pointing and laughing
gallows humor is real af and i get it but
i gotta sit this one out folks
gallows humor is real af and i get it but
i gotta sit this one out folks
like i've been able to handle this whole case in a very detached way but now every 3rd post in my feed is just displaying the callousness and mundanity of these people who have done unspeakable harm to so many children and we're farming it for content
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
like i've been able to handle this whole case in a very detached way but now every 3rd post in my feed is just displaying the callousness and mundanity of these people who have done unspeakable harm to so many children and we're farming it for content
gonna have to mute that fucker's name because as much as i would love to read every single thing a pedophile and his pedophile friends wrote each other my cptsd has me vomiting bile and shaking hahahaha i love this world
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
gonna have to mute that fucker's name because as much as i would love to read every single thing a pedophile and his pedophile friends wrote each other my cptsd has me vomiting bile and shaking hahahaha i love this world
the D&D DM truism strikes yet again
NPC I named, had a backstory for and had a ton of info prepped - party just breezes buy
Random steam elemental named Craig I created split second as a joke about there being a steam room, new bestie
NPC I named, had a backstory for and had a ton of info prepped - party just breezes buy
Random steam elemental named Craig I created split second as a joke about there being a steam room, new bestie
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
the D&D DM truism strikes yet again
NPC I named, had a backstory for and had a ton of info prepped - party just breezes buy
Random steam elemental named Craig I created split second as a joke about there being a steam room, new bestie
NPC I named, had a backstory for and had a ton of info prepped - party just breezes buy
Random steam elemental named Craig I created split second as a joke about there being a steam room, new bestie