Paul Mall
@gayslay.com
he/him, 26, aspiring tree
silly rabbit: @astroboii.com
silly rabbit: @astroboii.com
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Broke: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Woke: Is Die Hard even a good movie? (No)
Woke: Is Die Hard even a good movie? (No)
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Broke: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Woke: Is Die Hard even a good movie? (No)
Woke: Is Die Hard even a good movie? (No)
I’m so fucking jolly right now
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m so fucking jolly right now
If your man wears a stocking cap, carries around a candle, and gets confronted by otherworldly beings; that’s not your man, that’s Ebenezer Scrooge 😭😭😭😂😂😂
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If your man wears a stocking cap, carries around a candle, and gets confronted by otherworldly beings; that’s not your man, that’s Ebenezer Scrooge 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Reposted by Paul Mall
It’s increasingly clear that the only reason joe biden ever ran for president in 2020 was to make sure donald trump got away with everything
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s increasingly clear that the only reason joe biden ever ran for president in 2020 was to make sure donald trump got away with everything
Why has no streaming service ever changed their UI in a way that made it better?
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why has no streaming service ever changed their UI in a way that made it better?
Great video getting into how almost everyone who argues about AI water use from either side uses misleading stats.
Why is Everyone So Wrong About AI Water Use??
YouTube video by Hank Green
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Great video getting into how almost everyone who argues about AI water use from either side uses misleading stats.
But it’s my emotion support stax deck
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
But it’s my emotion support stax deck
Hey. Let’s celebrate that!
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hey. Let’s celebrate that!
Moo moo meadows is a disgrace to humanity
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Moo moo meadows is a disgrace to humanity
I post a lot of stuff online that maybe I shouldn’t, but people on here really love chain threads like these or those introduce yourself threads that are basically 10 things a fraudster would want to know about you
Seeing yall post in that “first car” thread and knowing you just gave away the answer to one at least one of security questions online 👀
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I post a lot of stuff online that maybe I shouldn’t, but people on here really love chain threads like these or those introduce yourself threads that are basically 10 things a fraudster would want to know about you
Reposted by Paul Mall
Seeing yall post in that “first car” thread and knowing you just gave away the answer to one at least one of security questions online 👀
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Seeing yall post in that “first car” thread and knowing you just gave away the answer to one at least one of security questions online 👀
One of my favorite niche internet microcelebrities liked one of my replies ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
One of my favorite niche internet microcelebrities liked one of my replies ❤️
Pokemon is to dogfighting as Harry Potter is to slavery
I will not be elaborating further
I will not be elaborating further
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Pokemon is to dogfighting as Harry Potter is to slavery
I will not be elaborating further
I will not be elaborating further
Was out yesterday because I wasn’t feeling great. Feeling better and came back into the office to learn several others think they have the flu. Now I’m just hoping I don’t start getting worse symptoms
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Was out yesterday because I wasn’t feeling great. Feeling better and came back into the office to learn several others think they have the flu. Now I’m just hoping I don’t start getting worse symptoms
Once again, we are doing it
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Once again, we are doing it
An all loads refused cumdump
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
An all loads refused cumdump
If this gets one like I’ll get a haircut
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If this gets one like I’ll get a haircut
Goals. Both in terms of being annoying and being hot
hmm are you hot enough to be this tiring *click media tab*
sigh.... yes
sigh.... yes
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Goals. Both in terms of being annoying and being hot
Good morning gays in my phone
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good morning gays in my phone
When a gay guy has a pool
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When a gay guy has a pool