Paul Mall
@gayslay.com
he/him, 26, aspiring tree
silly rabbit: @spookyboi98.bsky.social
silly rabbit: @spookyboi98.bsky.social
If the church really wanted to get Gen Z they’d start talking about soulmaxing
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If the church really wanted to get Gen Z they’d start talking about soulmaxing
Some of you should be less worried about looksmaxing and more worried about personalitymaxing
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Some of you should be less worried about looksmaxing and more worried about personalitymaxing
I don’t follow any sports regularly but following the Olympics is a lot of fun
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I don’t follow any sports regularly but following the Olympics is a lot of fun
I could never be a luge athlete because my massive hog isn’t aerodynamic 😔
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I could never be a luge athlete because my massive hog isn’t aerodynamic 😔
I have like 5 oomfs whose posts I never understand but I’ll fav them anyway because that’s what bros are for
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I have like 5 oomfs whose posts I never understand but I’ll fav them anyway because that’s what bros are for
Love the term “USians” lmao
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Love the term “USians” lmao
Be the big titty goth gf you want to see in the world
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Be the big titty goth gf you want to see in the world
Olympic sledding is silly as hell
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Olympic sledding is silly as hell
Ordered a bunch of cards for a commander deck I’m building, and the commander itself is the only one that has yet to arrive
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Ordered a bunch of cards for a commander deck I’m building, and the commander itself is the only one that has yet to arrive
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
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You want me to send an email? The thing Jeffrey Epstein loved doing??
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You want me to send an email? The thing Jeffrey Epstein loved doing??
This probably means I’m guilty of it, but what is the “Gen Z stare”?
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This probably means I’m guilty of it, but what is the “Gen Z stare”?
Saw my federal tax return and immediately came
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Saw my federal tax return and immediately came
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New reporting reveals Nancy Mace instructed staffers to create burner Reddit accounts to boost her standing in the rankings of "hottest women in Congress."
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
New reporting reveals Nancy Mace instructed staffers to create burner Reddit accounts to boost her standing in the rankings of "hottest women in Congress."
If the bible was written today, Eve would have been tempted by Zyns rather than an apple
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If the bible was written today, Eve would have been tempted by Zyns rather than an apple
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
Every time I wear this shirt I have to take a selfie
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Every time I wear this shirt I have to take a selfie