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Paul Mall
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he/him, 26, aspiring tree

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Cozy bear season
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The metaphor used in spoon theory almost feels intentionally bad. It’s like someone looked at the “social battery” metaphor and thought “What if we included an object that doesn’t clarify this concept at all?”
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Short week
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
babygirl (large man)
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s crazy how much coffee I can drink and still take a fat nap
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Am I right, folks?
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Beefy
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bitches are really insensitive about posting Bible spoilers, I still haven’t finished it
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
People talking about getting spoiled for wicked as if it isn’t based on something that came out more than 20 years ago that’s based on a different that came out more than a century ago
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
At this point, democrats who try to say that Zohran is too progressive for the party are really just telling you that Zohran isn’t conservative enough for them. It’s not about being pragmatic, they are just more conservative than they’d like to admit.
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I think you can but you might need to chain yourself to a nuke test site, not just Post
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
People who are religious but cherry pick the less offensive aspects of their religion tend to underestimate the harm they cause in simply supporting the legitimacy of those institutions.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Almost the weekend, we can do this. I say, mostly targeted at myself.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Beefy
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hello besties
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m your dad now
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If JB Pritzker goes on Ozempic the Democratic Party is lowkey over
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Thinking back to my drivers ed teacher who probably had too many anecdotes about getting into accidents to be qualified to teach driving
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s not about the site being toxic or hard to use, it’s about not supporting the platform owned by an infamous nazi who is using the platform to spread propaganda.

Just don’t LARP as a progressive if your principles go out the door as soon as you encounter a mild inconvenience.
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM