Princess Snide
@princesssnide.bsky.social
Tired and cranky. Sometimes I think I’m funny. I’m probably wrong.
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ME: [googling Why Do I Have A Migraine?]
GOOGLE: You need caffeine. You drink too much caffeine. You need sleep. You sleep too much. You need to eat. Food can cause migraines. The weather changed & you should've figured out how to control that. You need to go back in time and-
GOOGLE: You need caffeine. You drink too much caffeine. You need sleep. You sleep too much. You need to eat. Food can cause migraines. The weather changed & you should've figured out how to control that. You need to go back in time and-
June 9, 2024 at 5:54 PM
ME: [googling Why Do I Have A Migraine?]
GOOGLE: You need caffeine. You drink too much caffeine. You need sleep. You sleep too much. You need to eat. Food can cause migraines. The weather changed & you should've figured out how to control that. You need to go back in time and-
GOOGLE: You need caffeine. You drink too much caffeine. You need sleep. You sleep too much. You need to eat. Food can cause migraines. The weather changed & you should've figured out how to control that. You need to go back in time and-
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Burned my ex’s hoodie in front of my new boyfriend’s hoodie just to warn it not to fuck with me.
May 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Burned my ex’s hoodie in front of my new boyfriend’s hoodie just to warn it not to fuck with me.
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In this economy, I can only afford to laugh at someone else’s expense.
May 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
In this economy, I can only afford to laugh at someone else’s expense.
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I got to use the phrase ‘as per my last email’ just now and I am drunk with power.
April 16, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I got to use the phrase ‘as per my last email’ just now and I am drunk with power.
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TOP TEN ILLAS:
10. van
9. flot
8. gor
7. scint
6. chinch
5. tort
4. quesad
3. sarspar
2. sinsem
1. godz
10. van
9. flot
8. gor
7. scint
6. chinch
5. tort
4. quesad
3. sarspar
2. sinsem
1. godz
June 5, 2024 at 1:01 AM
TOP TEN ILLAS:
10. van
9. flot
8. gor
7. scint
6. chinch
5. tort
4. quesad
3. sarspar
2. sinsem
1. godz
10. van
9. flot
8. gor
7. scint
6. chinch
5. tort
4. quesad
3. sarspar
2. sinsem
1. godz
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If you see someone driving a cybertruck you can guarantee that every one of your predetermined assumptions about them are correct.
June 7, 2024 at 5:02 PM
If you see someone driving a cybertruck you can guarantee that every one of your predetermined assumptions about them are correct.
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My grandmother informed me that she wants to wade naked through Willie Nelson's hair and I have no idea what to do with this information.
May 26, 2024 at 4:00 PM
My grandmother informed me that she wants to wade naked through Willie Nelson's hair and I have no idea what to do with this information.
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Hey, just in case no one has ever told you this before, it’s okay to apply deodorant several times a day during the warmer months
June 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Hey, just in case no one has ever told you this before, it’s okay to apply deodorant several times a day during the warmer months
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Make your gynaecological tests or rectal exams more fun by placing a little note up there that simply reads "HELP!".
June 8, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Make your gynaecological tests or rectal exams more fun by placing a little note up there that simply reads "HELP!".
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Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get out of this entirely
June 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get out of this entirely
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Get in loser, we’re going to sacrifice the beating hearts of everyone who’s ever wronged us
June 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Get in loser, we’re going to sacrifice the beating hearts of everyone who’s ever wronged us
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I put my pants on just like the rest of you one boob at a time
June 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I put my pants on just like the rest of you one boob at a time
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(me flirting with the Babadook) So is there a Babaduchess?
June 8, 2024 at 7:24 PM
(me flirting with the Babadook) So is there a Babaduchess?
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"Duct tape, Brian? You thought DUCT TAPE would stop me? I'm a little offended, I thought you had more respect for me than that."
June 9, 2024 at 1:15 AM
"Duct tape, Brian? You thought DUCT TAPE would stop me? I'm a little offended, I thought you had more respect for me than that."
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ME: *whispers to date while touring the sistene chapel* can you believe a turtle painted this
June 9, 2024 at 12:05 AM
ME: *whispers to date while touring the sistene chapel* can you believe a turtle painted this
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I probably won’t stop fucking up but I’m trying to do better so from now on my apologies will come with a pickle on the side
June 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I probably won’t stop fucking up but I’m trying to do better so from now on my apologies will come with a pickle on the side
So, I decide to pop in and read some tweets… skeets? Skits? Scoots? Scats?
Anyway, wtf is going on with all the “OPEN FOLLBACK RT LIKE BITE YOUR SISTER SOMETHING SOMETHING GOOD LUCK” garbage?
Anyway, wtf is going on with all the “OPEN FOLLBACK RT LIKE BITE YOUR SISTER SOMETHING SOMETHING GOOD LUCK” garbage?
June 9, 2024 at 3:31 PM
So, I decide to pop in and read some tweets… skeets? Skits? Scoots? Scats?
Anyway, wtf is going on with all the “OPEN FOLLBACK RT LIKE BITE YOUR SISTER SOMETHING SOMETHING GOOD LUCK” garbage?
Anyway, wtf is going on with all the “OPEN FOLLBACK RT LIKE BITE YOUR SISTER SOMETHING SOMETHING GOOD LUCK” garbage?
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I bought 6 apples and without knowing, my gf bought 10 apples. She gave 3 away to our neighbor and honestly I didn’t think this sort of shit actually happened.
June 8, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I bought 6 apples and without knowing, my gf bought 10 apples. She gave 3 away to our neighbor and honestly I didn’t think this sort of shit actually happened.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but chips and dips excite me
June 8, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chips and dips excite me
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you come to block me? on the day of my daughter's wedding?
June 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
you come to block me? on the day of my daughter's wedding?
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i often put 2 thesauruses in my fruit bowl cuz I like my bartlett's in pears. folks,,
June 8, 2024 at 3:13 PM
i often put 2 thesauruses in my fruit bowl cuz I like my bartlett's in pears. folks,,