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Most of yous are just glorified suburbs cosplaying as cities.
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The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
The grimdank we need.
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The grimdank we need.
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The American Executive took the power it has, because the Legislature unbecame it. And the Judicial allowed it.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The American Executive took the power it has, because the Legislature unbecame it. And the Judicial allowed it.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
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10,000 graphic cards in a warehouse in el paso all scream in unison as they birth the perfect home for their flesh gods. Our gods shit snd piss and they shall have many shit and piss rooms.
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
10,000 graphic cards in a warehouse in el paso all scream in unison as they birth the perfect home for their flesh gods. Our gods shit snd piss and they shall have many shit and piss rooms.
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And then you ask, "what's wrong in your life?" and it's shit like, "my boss is a woman, I spent 100K on a truck with terrible mileage I couldn't afford, and young people made fun of my music and clearly this is the end of civilization" so just skill issues on steroids.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And then you ask, "what's wrong in your life?" and it's shit like, "my boss is a woman, I spent 100K on a truck with terrible mileage I couldn't afford, and young people made fun of my music and clearly this is the end of civilization" so just skill issues on steroids.
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Stephen Miller
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Stephen Miller
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Kristi Noem and Corey Lewnadowski are cheating on their spouses the right way.
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Kristi Noem and Corey Lewnadowski are cheating on their spouses the right way.
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
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And they've got a great Prophet, don't they folks? A great Prophet. One of the greats. Mo-Ha-Med. Mo-Ha-Med they call him.
They told me "Mr. President, sir, you can't draw him." I said why not? They said "Sir, you can't draw the Prophet Mo-Ha-Med."
Should we draw him folks? (cheers) No we won't!
They told me "Mr. President, sir, you can't draw him." I said why not? They said "Sir, you can't draw the Prophet Mo-Ha-Med."
Should we draw him folks? (cheers) No we won't!
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And they've got a great Prophet, don't they folks? A great Prophet. One of the greats. Mo-Ha-Med. Mo-Ha-Med they call him.
They told me "Mr. President, sir, you can't draw him." I said why not? They said "Sir, you can't draw the Prophet Mo-Ha-Med."
Should we draw him folks? (cheers) No we won't!
They told me "Mr. President, sir, you can't draw him." I said why not? They said "Sir, you can't draw the Prophet Mo-Ha-Med."
Should we draw him folks? (cheers) No we won't!
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Added it to the bottom here
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Added it to the bottom here
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It's becoming increasingly obvious to anyone who isn't completely brainwashed that The President Of The United States Of America repeatedly raped children, and that republicans are desperately trying to deflect from and cover up that fact.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's becoming increasingly obvious to anyone who isn't completely brainwashed that The President Of The United States Of America repeatedly raped children, and that republicans are desperately trying to deflect from and cover up that fact.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Bunch of fucking cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bunch of fucking cowards.
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"When im president im gonna make all the rules and everyone is gonna have to listen and follow my orders cuz im the president"
Hey man, thats cool, you're twelve
Hey man, thats cool, you're twelve
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"When im president im gonna make all the rules and everyone is gonna have to listen and follow my orders cuz im the president"
Hey man, thats cool, you're twelve
Hey man, thats cool, you're twelve
That moment you realize that it's better to be taken out by a coronary at 60 than it is to fall apart at 80.
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
That moment you realize that it's better to be taken out by a coronary at 60 than it is to fall apart at 80.
The fact those three are there after all that's gone down in the last few years is just astounding to me.
Bitecofer, Silver, and Lis Smith? It’s like Grifter Avengers.
October 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The fact those three are there after all that's gone down in the last few years is just astounding to me.
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When I was hired at Walmart (May 2000), there were formal training sessions in the Personnel room, followed by an "informal" session with Larry who was directed to urge anyone applying for Food Stamps etc to be sure they weren't wearing their new blue vest when they went into those offices.
Wal*Mart has a whole program to get their employees on federal aid because nobody can afford to live on their dogshit wages
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When I was hired at Walmart (May 2000), there were formal training sessions in the Personnel room, followed by an "informal" session with Larry who was directed to urge anyone applying for Food Stamps etc to be sure they weren't wearing their new blue vest when they went into those offices.
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it's very hard to distinguish between Trump's cognitive decline and his cognitive never-having-inclined
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
it's very hard to distinguish between Trump's cognitive decline and his cognitive never-having-inclined
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This editorial is likely written entirely by people who would rather napalm their entire neighborhood than allow a single duplex built
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This editorial is likely written entirely by people who would rather napalm their entire neighborhood than allow a single duplex built
Im conflicted that they're Groverhaus'ing the White House.
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Im conflicted that they're Groverhaus'ing the White House.
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press F to poaljxy reopseot
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
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and theyll have u blv the negativity comes from the voters
October 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
and theyll have u blv the negativity comes from the voters
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the inverse of this is how much of politics is now just accepting that you have to vote for people who hate you, so your best option is to vote for people who hate other people more than they hate you
I think the main refreshing thing about Mamdani, for me, is that he actually likes New York City and wants to see it thrive for everyone.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the inverse of this is how much of politics is now just accepting that you have to vote for people who hate you, so your best option is to vote for people who hate other people more than they hate you
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”