Steve
@yinzer.bsky.social
PA. Seahawks. Aspartame enjoyer. Header: @cheatlines.co.
wait wat
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
wait wat
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Bad news: My parents invited themselves over for the Super Bowl assuming I would want company
Good news: They’re bringing smoked salmon and will probably just hang out with the baby anyways
Good news: They’re bringing smoked salmon and will probably just hang out with the baby anyways
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Bad news: My parents invited themselves over for the Super Bowl assuming I would want company
Good news: They’re bringing smoked salmon and will probably just hang out with the baby anyways
Good news: They’re bringing smoked salmon and will probably just hang out with the baby anyways
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so the funny thing about google’s ai search summary is that it also scrapes facebook posts for data so you’re getting ai slop facebook posts with fake info powering google ai search results in a whole loop of death situation
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
so the funny thing about google’s ai search summary is that it also scrapes facebook posts for data so you’re getting ai slop facebook posts with fake info powering google ai search results in a whole loop of death situation
A prophetic rodent living in “gobblers knob” looking for its shadow is no basis for a system of meteorology.
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow!❄️
https://www.wpri.com/news/us-and-world/will-punxsutawney-phil-see-his-shadow-how-to-watch-groundhog-day-2026-live/
https://www.wpri.com/news/us-and-world/will-punxsutawney-phil-see-his-shadow-how-to-watch-groundhog-day-2026-live/
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
A prophetic rodent living in “gobblers knob” looking for its shadow is no basis for a system of meteorology.
Of course I go to bed before it gets good gdi
Courtney LaPlante DEVOURS during Spiritbox performance at the 2026 Grammy Awards.
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Of course I go to bed before it gets good gdi
I thought jelly roll was fat
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I thought jelly roll was fat
You know a movie is turbo dog shit when the quotes are from Twitter handles.
“A truly enchanting film.”
-@randysmith55
“A truly enchanting film.”
-@randysmith55
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
You know a movie is turbo dog shit when the quotes are from Twitter handles.
“A truly enchanting film.”
-@randysmith55
“A truly enchanting film.”
-@randysmith55
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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“who even are any of these people?”
[OLIVIA DEAN COMES ON SCREEN]
“oh, hey, it’s Olivia Dean”
[OLIVIA DEAN COMES ON SCREEN]
“oh, hey, it’s Olivia Dean”
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
“who even are any of these people?”
[OLIVIA DEAN COMES ON SCREEN]
“oh, hey, it’s Olivia Dean”
[OLIVIA DEAN COMES ON SCREEN]
“oh, hey, it’s Olivia Dean”
It’s amazing how much babies care whether you’re standing up or not while holding them.
January 31, 2026 at 12:29 PM
It’s amazing how much babies care whether you’re standing up or not while holding them.
Stumbled across this today. He just like me fr.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Stumbled across this today. He just like me fr.
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saw some fun graffiti at one of my stops today
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
saw some fun graffiti at one of my stops today
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constitutional law knowerers love to go “you know, i don’t agree but the Right and Honorable Gentleman makes an interesting argument” and the argument is, like, “actually the constitution was written on Opposite Day”
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
constitutional law knowerers love to go “you know, i don’t agree but the Right and Honorable Gentleman makes an interesting argument” and the argument is, like, “actually the constitution was written on Opposite Day”
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i trust darnold MORE with each passing minute darnold-meter.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i trust darnold MORE with each passing minute darnold-meter.com
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I loved this idea. And so (with Bryan's blessing)...
darnold-meter.com
darnold-meter.com
We need one of those NYT needles with "Do You Trust Sam Darnold".
It's quivering towards "yes" at the moment.
It's quivering towards "yes" at the moment.
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I loved this idea. And so (with Bryan's blessing)...
darnold-meter.com
darnold-meter.com
DeMarcus Lawrence plays football for my favorite team.
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
DeMarcus Lawrence plays football for my favorite team.
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I couldn't stop
January 29, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I couldn't stop
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