Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag
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Most of yous are just glorified suburbs cosplaying as cities.
Gonna follow in the footsteps of Favre with this one.
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Gonna follow in the footsteps of Favre with this one.
He's going to be retired like Favre and Young before him...at the hands of a blitzing defensive end that's half his age.
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He's going to be retired like Favre and Young before him...at the hands of a blitzing defensive end that's half his age.
I'm still scarred from this.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm still scarred from this.
The Ds should have forced them to push the goddamned button with this past shutdown.
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Ds should have forced them to push the goddamned button with this past shutdown.
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The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
If things ever get real economically bad, these things will get tossed in traffic for sport. Literally the first thing to go.
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If things ever get real economically bad, these things will get tossed in traffic for sport. Literally the first thing to go.
Or gloshing, where they knock in grandma by getting her involved in the illicit silicone rain gear racket.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Or gloshing, where they knock in grandma by getting her involved in the illicit silicone rain gear racket.
That's just pathetic.
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
That's just pathetic.
I can taste the tannins through this post. Mother of God.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I can taste the tannins through this post. Mother of God.
"It's my birthday, nobody loves me. I like meath."
(Is a picture of Jesus wearing a single comic sized flesh boot that looks like a foot)
A million grandas in unison: Bless you.
Hundreds of billions of dollars, folks. Hundreds.
(Is a picture of Jesus wearing a single comic sized flesh boot that looks like a foot)
A million grandas in unison: Bless you.
Hundreds of billions of dollars, folks. Hundreds.
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"It's my birthday, nobody loves me. I like meath."
(Is a picture of Jesus wearing a single comic sized flesh boot that looks like a foot)
A million grandas in unison: Bless you.
Hundreds of billions of dollars, folks. Hundreds.
(Is a picture of Jesus wearing a single comic sized flesh boot that looks like a foot)
A million grandas in unison: Bless you.
Hundreds of billions of dollars, folks. Hundreds.
Dude's on Reddit: That pan was not appropriately seasoned.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dude's on Reddit: That pan was not appropriately seasoned.
The goat guy?
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The goat guy?
Agreed. I broke the news to my five year old and she immediately stood up, crossed her arms and said Wakimda forever.
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Agreed. I broke the news to my five year old and she immediately stood up, crossed her arms and said Wakimda forever.
Mad lad over here.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Mad lad over here.
Because the body politic is stocked to the gills with self absorbed, culturally and civically bankrupt, avarice riddled assholes that don't want to actually be part of a society.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Because the body politic is stocked to the gills with self absorbed, culturally and civically bankrupt, avarice riddled assholes that don't want to actually be part of a society.
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The American Executive took the power it has, because the Legislature unbecame it. And the Judicial allowed it.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The American Executive took the power it has, because the Legislature unbecame it. And the Judicial allowed it.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
Everything broke when the Legislature did. They were supposed to be people of power. And they gave it up to be unaccountable nothings.
Mike Johnson is the ultimate realization of this.
Because none of these systems have cognition.
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Because none of these systems have cognition.
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10,000 graphic cards in a warehouse in el paso all scream in unison as they birth the perfect home for their flesh gods. Our gods shit snd piss and they shall have many shit and piss rooms.
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
10,000 graphic cards in a warehouse in el paso all scream in unison as they birth the perfect home for their flesh gods. Our gods shit snd piss and they shall have many shit and piss rooms.
And escape routes that are easily scaled.
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
And escape routes that are easily scaled.
I've always wanted a bathroom for my coats. Checkmate Architects, cooked. Dunzo.
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I've always wanted a bathroom for my coats. Checkmate Architects, cooked. Dunzo.
They are looking for ways to remove trans people from public life and they will eventually get it in front of SCOTUS using situations like this.
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
They are looking for ways to remove trans people from public life and they will eventually get it in front of SCOTUS using situations like this.
(Whirring noises)..."Thank you for cradling me, protector tube"
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
(Whirring noises)..."Thank you for cradling me, protector tube"
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And then you ask, "what's wrong in your life?" and it's shit like, "my boss is a woman, I spent 100K on a truck with terrible mileage I couldn't afford, and young people made fun of my music and clearly this is the end of civilization" so just skill issues on steroids.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And then you ask, "what's wrong in your life?" and it's shit like, "my boss is a woman, I spent 100K on a truck with terrible mileage I couldn't afford, and young people made fun of my music and clearly this is the end of civilization" so just skill issues on steroids.
It's edible, but beige.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's edible, but beige.