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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️
@notkimboslice.bsky.social
She/they.
Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist
I post mostly about Tigers baseball
The Detroit Pistons have won 10 games in a row for the first time since 2008
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Watching another terrible primetime football game like:
“Here we go” said Frog.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Refs for this Pistons-Pacers game sure are on something
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Fantasy Football Apps: "Brock Bowers is in the Red Zone!"
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I would like to say something: American canto is the stupidest fucking name for a book about a reporter sleeping with a guy who looks and sounds like wile e coyote after he gets run over by an 18 wheeler
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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suddenly seeing a lot of jealous posts from fake ppl acting like they wouldn't fuck 2 really nasty leathery old men..
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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so babygirl
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I don't think Italians should time travel. I think when they do it they're reinforcing colonialism.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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36000 days ago (April 26, 1927), just Ty Cobb things.

Cobb contributes three hits, scores two runs, steals home, drives in the winning run, and ends the game with an unassisted double play. Cobb’s Athletics beat Boston 9-8.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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How can you not be romantic about hockey?
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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would take a lot to get me back over to twitter but "they're relitigating the council of ephesus on the timeline" might do it
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I am simply too old and have watched too much Lions football to find myself truly crashing out about games like this. Whatever man. Maybe it's not our year. Team is still fun, that's why I watch. If I got hung up on every heartbreaking Lions loss I've seen I'd have never made it to 30
This game is extremely frustrating to watch. But God does it still beat the shit I watched for 20+ years as a Lions fan
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Gen Z porn be like “my chopped unc got stuck in the washing machine”
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Room for the Jewish Space Lasers lady but Chuck Schumer wouldn’t endorse Mamdani
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
No better time to watch Pistons basketball btw
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Not Eagles fans saying "well the refs were dicking us over for the other 59 minutes of the game". Fuck right off y'all know that's a lie
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
As an old Lions saying goes: Fuck the refs
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Im conviced Collinsworth wouldn't have a job if he didnt have a folksy accent to mask how dumb he is
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Every Eagles D lineman has fucking moon shoes on
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This game is extremely frustrating to watch. But God does it still beat the shit I watched for 20+ years as a Lions fan
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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a huge reason the auto industry cannot hire all the mechanics they need is lack of access to the technical education anyone needs to become an automotive technician! cost of this education & failure by corporations to train workers - also a huge factor.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM