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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️
@notkimboslice.bsky.social
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She/they.
Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist
I post mostly about Tigers baseball
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A marble bust of the Roman politician Sulla
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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The photo reads: All Clintons must shut the hell up. To all Clintons: You do not speak unless spoken to And I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "Thank You" from a clinton I am a divine being You are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue. A photo of each of Hillary Bill and Chelsea Clinton are shown with a red circle around and line crossing them out
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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A two panel comic. In the top panel, a goose stares skeptically off-screen. The text reads: "what culture are we known for, Kat?" In the bottom panel, the goose has its head lowered, chasing a person in a puffy jacket. The text reads "WHAT CULTURE ARE WE KNOWN FOR?"
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Kendall from Succession posing as he attempts to rap in the most cringe worthy way. He is wearing a pinstripe baseball jersey over a white Oxford shirt for... reasons
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Grandpa simpson grabbing his belt and pointing at it. The caption reads: so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time"
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Natasha Fatale from Rocky and Bullwinkle in a purple dress sitting on a couch and pointing to something offscreen
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Oh no your opponent has almost the same team as me im DEAD
Evie's fantasy football team getting walloped
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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RFK Jr. saying people need to have more kids rings even more hollow now that we know what he's doing with his own loads
Tweet from Joe Rogan that reads: RFK Jr.: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The amount of fertility you need to keep your population is 2.1%. We are below replacement. This is a national security threat to our country."
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Mentioned i have a Bluesky primarily because theres so many lovely trans women on here and she was like "oh Bluesky trans women seem so much more well-adjusted" and I was like "it's because we're in our 30s, you can just call us old".

Anyway it felt like this
A photo of Trump sitting in the Oval Office holding the hand of Zohran Mamdani who stands next to him. The caption reads: Trump to Mamdani calling him a fascist: "It's okay"
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Getting death threats directed at you fueled on by public figures with immense power? Damn, that's crazy.

Pic unrelated
A photo of Marjorie Taylor Greene standing next to Chaya Raichik, aka LibsOfTikTok. They hold a sign that reads: There are TWO genders: Male & Female "Trust the Science!"
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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George Bluth from Arrested Development in an orange prison jumper behind bars, sitting on a bed with his hands up near his face
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The photo reads: All Clintons must shut the hell up. To all Clintons: You do not speak unless spoken to And I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "Thank You" from a clinton I am a divine being You are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue. A photo of each of Hillary Bill and Chelsea Clinton are shown with a red circle around and line crossing them out
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Megamind meme "No Trienen?"
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Photo of Dodgers pitcher Justin Wrobleski Oil painting of Cardinal Richelieu
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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So I know he's been pretty good with RISP this postseason but like Andres Gimenez is who is has always been
Andres Gimenez's Baseball Savant batting stats. They are all at the bottom of the league by percentile
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Wendell Corey in 1955's The Big Knife, wearing a suit and tie. The caption reads "a woman with 6 martinis can ruin a city"
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Oooh wait if you need a pork belly recipe I just tried this new one a few weeks ago that was simple and so delicious
If you want I can send the recipe to you!
A delicious bowl of pampanella on polenta Pamapnella - pork belly cooked in a red pepper and vinegar paste
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The photo reads: All Clintons must shut the hell up. To all Clintons: You do not speak unless spoken to And I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "Thank You" from a clinton I am a divine being You are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue. A photo of each of Hillary Bill and Chelsea Clinton are shown with a red circle around and line crossing them out
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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A man in a yellow polo and jeans shorts standing in an appliance store next to a row or refrigerators. He had a Pittsburgh Steelers logo superimposed on the polo. The caption reads "I love field goals"
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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#Jets
A 2 panel meme. The top panel reads "after trotting out the ghost of Justin Fields for 7 straight losses" with a picture of Jets HC Aaron Glenn photoshopped on top of Yoda laying in a bed, looking slightly sad. The bottom panel reads "week 8... going back for more Justin Fields" with Aaron Glenn's face looking zoned out with a slight smile"
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The Magic: The Gathering card Borborygmos Pithing Needle players beware
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A 3 panel comic by beetlemoses. In the top panel, two people sitting in a car see another car that is painted purple with the face of Batman's Joker plastered all over it. One of them says "Dude... check out this car". In the second panel, comedian Lou Wilson steps out of the car. In the third panel the two folks from the first look on in stunned awe
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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A bluesky post from lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com that reads: (picking up guy in the gutter who has had his teeth kicked in and can barely stand after his kneecap was exploded) congrats man. now you get to play DB for the Lions. go get em
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Bro needs to take that Old English D off his head right fucking now I'm so serious
A tweet from Joe Rogan Podcast dating to Oct 17 2025 that shows a video of professional idiot Theo Von behind a desk talking into a mic. He is wearing a Detroit Tigers baseball cap. The tweet text reads: Theo Von: "It feels like some dark and powerful people know what's going on and they're not telling the rest of us…like there's something bigger and evil in the distance hiding behind something that's kind of laughing a little."
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Don't know just how "secret" this is but "mana dork that pings" has so much utility and you should run it
The MTG card "Zhur-Taa Druid"
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM