🦔 Evie 🏳️⚧️
@notkimboslice.bsky.social
She/they.
Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist
I post mostly about Tigers baseball
Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist
I post mostly about Tigers baseball
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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
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Despite a historic age-24 season, Tigers Riley Greene faces an important, potentially pivotal, offseason
AJ Hinch helps Tigers' Riley Greene navigate pivotal offseason
Despite the power surge, the hardware and All-Star berths, Riley Greene is not yet a finished product.
www.detroitnews.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Despite a historic age-24 season, Tigers Riley Greene faces an important, potentially pivotal, offseason
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not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
Tragic: beautiful trans girl smoked a pipe in the bath for the first time in 6 months and instead of relaxing her it just gave her a headache
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Tragic: beautiful trans girl smoked a pipe in the bath for the first time in 6 months and instead of relaxing her it just gave her a headache
FINNEGAN SIGNS WITH TIGERS.
2 years 19 million
LETS GOOOOO
2 years 19 million
LETS GOOOOO
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
FINNEGAN SIGNS WITH TIGERS.
2 years 19 million
LETS GOOOOO
2 years 19 million
LETS GOOOOO
Oh yeah its "scalding hot bubble bath with the windows open and snow outside" o'clock
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh yeah its "scalding hot bubble bath with the windows open and snow outside" o'clock
A really funny bit would be if a beautiful lady kissed me on the mouth. I think everyone would get a kick out of that
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A really funny bit would be if a beautiful lady kissed me on the mouth. I think everyone would get a kick out of that
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Buddy, you opted out! You sent the signal!
According to Jeff Passan, Edwin Díaz was upset when the Mets signed Devin Williams without telling him first.
bleacherreport.com/articles/253...
bleacherreport.com/articles/253...
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Buddy, you opted out! You sent the signal!
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You have to be able to let it go. Being angry makes you stupid, and it makes you look ridiculous. You aren’t smarter, more in tune, or more masculine because you’re mad. You’re doing damage to yourself and making your judgement worse, and you shouldn’t reward people for it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You have to be able to let it go. Being angry makes you stupid, and it makes you look ridiculous. You aren’t smarter, more in tune, or more masculine because you’re mad. You’re doing damage to yourself and making your judgement worse, and you shouldn’t reward people for it.
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Depression got serious hands today
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Depression got serious hands today
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why would you ever, ever, ever, ever let a statement like this get out to the press
What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
why would you ever, ever, ever, ever let a statement like this get out to the press
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After learning that both Harry Ford and Jose A. Ferrer play sax, and thinking about how the trumpets are moving west with Edwin Diaz, I declare this the most ska winter meetings ever
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
After learning that both Harry Ford and Jose A. Ferrer play sax, and thinking about how the trumpets are moving west with Edwin Diaz, I declare this the most ska winter meetings ever
I did get called a "Scott Harris burner" which is so funny to imagine Harris pretending to be a goober trans girl who's bad at fantasy football
Sorry I've been fighting assholes on Twitter again, I do need to stop. Just had to let this all out somewhere I won't be getting called slurs just because I know ball
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I did get called a "Scott Harris burner" which is so funny to imagine Harris pretending to be a goober trans girl who's bad at fantasy football
It is so depressing to see that this Tigers' fanbase is addicted to losing so badly. Every post about the Tigers is filled with comments about how the FO is going to fuck up, how we're never going anywhere, and it's sickening. Loser mindset. Shut the fuck up. Being cynical doesn't make you smarter.
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It is so depressing to see that this Tigers' fanbase is addicted to losing so badly. Every post about the Tigers is filled with comments about how the FO is going to fuck up, how we're never going anywhere, and it's sickening. Loser mindset. Shut the fuck up. Being cynical doesn't make you smarter.
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Boras also went into rapid pun mode on Skubal:
"Skubal is metrically dominant, both in advanced and traditional measures. He's truly a SABR-proof Tiger. If you want to look at the tale of the Tiger, without Skubs, they're a mystery machine."
"Skubal is metrically dominant, both in advanced and traditional measures. He's truly a SABR-proof Tiger. If you want to look at the tale of the Tiger, without Skubs, they're a mystery machine."
Scott Boras says no deadline for Tarik Skubal talks: "We've always been a listener. It's always been our attitude. That's up to Tarik as to how he wants to handle that. I have not discussed anything like that with him. At this point, my instructions are to listen to anything that they have to say."
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Boras also went into rapid pun mode on Skubal:
"Skubal is metrically dominant, both in advanced and traditional measures. He's truly a SABR-proof Tiger. If you want to look at the tale of the Tiger, without Skubs, they're a mystery machine."
"Skubal is metrically dominant, both in advanced and traditional measures. He's truly a SABR-proof Tiger. If you want to look at the tale of the Tiger, without Skubs, they're a mystery machine."
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Scott Boras says no deadline for Tarik Skubal talks: "We've always been a listener. It's always been our attitude. That's up to Tarik as to how he wants to handle that. I have not discussed anything like that with him. At this point, my instructions are to listen to anything that they have to say."
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Scott Boras says no deadline for Tarik Skubal talks: "We've always been a listener. It's always been our attitude. That's up to Tarik as to how he wants to handle that. I have not discussed anything like that with him. At this point, my instructions are to listen to anything that they have to say."
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More than a little surprised that 3/69 is all it took for Diaz.
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
More than a little surprised that 3/69 is all it took for Diaz.
I love the Winter Meetings
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I love the Winter Meetings
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The Phillies can't stop doubling down on aging, immobile dudes, and I think that's beautiful
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Phillies can't stop doubling down on aging, immobile dudes, and I think that's beautiful
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SCOOP: the dodgers get the song in the contract too btw. all rights in perpetuity i've been told. it's even illegal for mets fans to think back fondly on it
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
SCOOP: the dodgers get the song in the contract too btw. all rights in perpetuity i've been told. it's even illegal for mets fans to think back fondly on it
Edwin Diaz to the Dodgers
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Edwin Diaz to the Dodgers
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
Schwarber staying with the Phillies on a 5 year $150million contract, per Jeff Passan
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Schwarber staying with the Phillies on a 5 year $150million contract, per Jeff Passan