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Parkscope Joe
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My name is Joe. Parkscope is a site I write and podcast for about amusement & theme parks. I also am into: Tech, Sports, Food, Music, Gaming, and Pop Culture. He/Him

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This is a big way a lot of the online left shoots itself in the foot. Obamacare genuinely moved the ball on universal coverage quite far & made it so the lift for full universality is much lighter.
it wouldn’t cost us all that much more to get to universal coverage because the population that is not covered is not especially expensive compared to the currently-covered population.
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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That last part really gets me. They tried to make Christmas into a way to say "fuck you" and then accused everyone else of disrespecting the holiday.
In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Is Christmas a religious holiday? Sure. The same way a lot of folks are named after people in the Bible, but are atheist. It started off as one thing, and turned into a lot different things, to a lot of different people. Stop being absolutists, and be of good cheer, you fucking weirdos.
for a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would
ALT: for a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Every jaw in the room dropped. He had done the unthinkable. He had not only told them his beliefs, but he had done it with the equal degree of certainty that they had employed in telling him theirs. And there's this unspoken rule in America: Only Christians are allowed to do this.
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.
Merry Christian Nationalism Day
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Tiny Tim is still alive to this day. He wanders the earth, having outlived all his loved ones. He will outlive the earth itself. And when the universe collapses on itself he will still be there. Tiny Tim, who did not die. Who will not die. Who will never die.
December 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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“Come in, -- come in! and know me better, man!”
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a snowy city .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a snowy city .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
14 seconds SENT ME
The dogs. The stairs. The stares
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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imagine this….you bring a girl home, you hook up, you go to sleep…..you wake up in the afternoon. you’ve been drugged, she’s gone, and every single electronic device in your house is running
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I think part of the reason this website can be a little messy is that, like early twitter, it tends to reward people for posting constantly and the type of person who posts constantly in 2025 is very different than the type of person who posted constantly in 2011
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside

🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
look my cast iron skillet is just *seasoned*!
OK team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any

If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Fox celebrated this a few months back actually.
DOGE says government paying for 11,020 Adobe Acrobat licenses with zero users, plus more 'idle' accounts
DOGE social media account announces that thousands of paid software licenses were going unused, according to a Department of Housing and Urban Development audit.
share.google
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Put your money in the right spot.
A reminder that I've raised over $550,000 *directly* for over 700 Democratic candidates so far this cycle.

That's 2.4x as much as I had at the same point in 2023 and 4.2x as much as I had at the same point in 2021.

I'm hoping to raise $4M by next November.

You can help here: Blue26.org
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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the first one is far worse because a coward will surrender but a true believer will not
What’s worse, philosophically: being a sincere and devoted bigot, or being someone perfectly willing to go all-in on bigotry because it works politically?
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dick hits a button, smoke comes up, a baby is in his place with a +290% boost to automan tripping
when you hit 100 years old like dick van dyke you should be able to prestige
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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when you hit 100 years old like dick van dyke you should be able to prestige
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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One Day His Name Will Be Wiped Away
It's something I have to believe.
badfaithtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Dunk the Halls is phenomenally weird.

I just saw Stitch stitch box out and grab a rebound, and Minnie just drove on whoever the Knicks center is.
December 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Sometimes questions answer themselves…
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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um...
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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THE THING HAPPENED
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM