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i'll be the last one pipetting
i'll be the last one pipetting
as a complete outsider it's insane to me that physics is like this lol this is how biologists talk. uncertainty is everywhere.
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January 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
as a complete outsider it's insane to me that physics is like this lol this is how biologists talk. uncertainty is everywhere.
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We mock the Baileys, yet each of us must cultivate our own Baileys
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
We mock the Baileys, yet each of us must cultivate our own Baileys
hard to argue that I could have picked a better weekend to watch a Samuel Beckett play and get blackout drunk than be online
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
hard to argue that I could have picked a better weekend to watch a Samuel Beckett play and get blackout drunk than be online
what the fuck happened on bluesky this weekend
Parker is the enemy for she did not sufficiently praise putting honkers on the Animal Crossing dog
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
what the fuck happened on bluesky this weekend
did delta force Mirandize the president of Venezuela during his abduction like come on
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
did delta force Mirandize the president of Venezuela during his abduction like come on
ah whoops
Judge: Anything you say may be used against you. I see you have counsel, Mr. Pollack, here. If you cannot afford one the government will provide a lawyer free of charge. Did you know of these rights?
Maduro: I did not know of these rights, until now
Maduro: I did not know of these rights, until now
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
ah whoops
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Thinking about how Dilbert and Dogbert are also about to die
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Thinking about how Dilbert and Dogbert are also about to die
CLOSE YOUR -80 DOOR MY GOD
Here's my latest contribution to the @nytimes "Lost Science" series. Brenna Henn's sweeping study of African genetics has been frozen. Gift link: nyti.ms/3Ypmm1A
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
CLOSE YOUR -80 DOOR MY GOD
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love thumbnails like this - oh you thought the sun was big? you idiot, you fucking rube
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
love thumbnails like this - oh you thought the sun was big? you idiot, you fucking rube
Found the vice presidents house
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Found the vice presidents house
the Karl guy is being a real pos
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
the Karl guy is being a real pos
no I don’t think so
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
no I don’t think so
man. this fucking rocked.
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
man. this fucking rocked.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
it sucks when the president does something dumb it also clearly makes all of us stupider in like a dozen different ways. we’re all getting dragged down and made worse by this.
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
it sucks when the president does something dumb it also clearly makes all of us stupider in like a dozen different ways. we’re all getting dragged down and made worse by this.
yeah this is gonna go great and be very stable
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
yeah this is gonna go great and be very stable
[pointing] SCIF
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
[pointing] SCIF
reality will eventually reassert itself, no matter what anyone thinks
Several hours later and there hasn’t been anything that has made me think that the primary goal of this was anything but to make war-flavored content to make the people it the room look “strong” and “lethal” with no real thought about what comes next.
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
reality will eventually reassert itself, no matter what anyone thinks
in retrospect was it a bad idea to assume that congress would like having power and guard that power jealously instead of just having a sinecure where you rubber stamp the executive
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
in retrospect was it a bad idea to assume that congress would like having power and guard that power jealously instead of just having a sinecure where you rubber stamp the executive
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Sooooo…
Venezuelan VP Delcy Rodríguez on state TV demands the immediate release of Nicolás Maduro.
Venezuelan VP Delcy Rodríguez on state TV demands the immediate release of Nicolás Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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folks Americans are suffering and we are going to have to continue to suffer before this is over because we committed a mortal political sin
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
folks Americans are suffering and we are going to have to continue to suffer before this is over because we committed a mortal political sin
at least Rubio visibly flinches
Trump, slurring: The Monroe Doctrine is a big deal, but we've superseded it by a lot... by a real lot. They now call it the Donroe document, I don't know. It's uhhhh... Monroe Doctrine
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
at least Rubio visibly flinches
the donroe doctrine
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
the donroe doctrine
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“the donroe doctrine”
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
“the donroe doctrine”