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From Mark Remy, original humor for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, 100% commercial-free and reader-supported! DumbRunner.com/support
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January 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Weird how some drug dealers get pardons while others are subjected to extrajudicial murder just on suspicion of it.
June 2024: "Arkansas Congressman Steve Womack‘s [(R)] son James Phillip Womack was sentenced to eight years in prison after pleading guilty to distributing methamphetamine."

Jan. 2026: Trump pardons James Phillip Womack.

arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Any DoJ attorney who participates in this investigation should suffer professional and social shunning that makes it effectively impossible to continue to work as an attorney.
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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A former federal agent after watching the New York Times breakdown of the ICE shooting:
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Student Driver Hits Student Runner — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Instructor takes off one point.
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January 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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The thing is, some people can make mistakes, get things wrong, be careless, etc. But that’s not what Jennings did here. Jennings knowingly, purposefully and intentionally lied to utterly distort what was said, which CNN pays him to do every day. CNN is the enabler of this.
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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