P2Start
@p2start.bsky.social
dad, joke person, hard-hat job haver
THIS IS SO LITTLE SNOW. Really, I'm not even exaggerating a tiny bit, this is an embarrassing amount of snow for this vehicle to be stuck in. All but like two of the streets in my town are currently at least twice this bad right this second. Also, they're on completely flat ground!
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
THIS IS SO LITTLE SNOW. Really, I'm not even exaggerating a tiny bit, this is an embarrassing amount of snow for this vehicle to be stuck in. All but like two of the streets in my town are currently at least twice this bad right this second. Also, they're on completely flat ground!
Help! I've been performatively stupid in front of a LOT of people and people aren't being NICE enough to me about it!
No danger of much civility on here, so that's progress I suppose
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Help! I've been performatively stupid in front of a LOT of people and people aren't being NICE enough to me about it!
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
Show patience for dipshit fossils who won't let go of the past? "Kids today can't even balance a checkbook" do all your adult children still talk to you?
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
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Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Show patience for dipshit fossils who won't let go of the past? "Kids today can't even balance a checkbook" do all your adult children still talk to you?
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The whole thing is amazing
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The whole thing is amazing
Yeah man, it's the thing you're trying literally right now.
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Yeah man, it's the thing you're trying literally right now.
I should've tried to get Hideo Kojima to name my twins.
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I should've tried to get Hideo Kojima to name my twins.
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"They don't get them"
December 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"They don't get them"
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
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lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Just going around looking this way on purpose, huh?
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just going around looking this way on purpose, huh?
I love when they treat Godzilla like Just a Guy
me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I love when they treat Godzilla like Just a Guy
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
My birthstone is a kidney stone
my birthstone is this cool rock i found
My birthstone is a crack rock
December 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My birthstone is a kidney stone
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