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Bilal Zafar
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🚨NEW SUBSTACK FOR YOU🚨

pls share if you like it xo

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My Brother in Law is a music snob:
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
AAAAAAAND IT'S LIVE!!!
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8PM UK ENGLISH WALLIAMS TIME

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On twitch.tv/zafarcakes
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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On twitch.tv/zafarcakes
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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😍 Big welcomes to our first Patreons! 😍

If you fancy listening to a pod made by a long distance comedian couple you can dive right in with our @zafarcakes.bsky.social episode featuring a not-deep-enough-dive in to The Whale.

Listen with your ears: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e03-britis...
E03: British Football Culture with Bilal Zafar | Long Distance, Bit Weird
Welcome to episode three of Long Distance, Bit Weird--the new podcast from international comedy couple Sooz Kempner and Michael Balazo. One of them lives in the UK, the other in Canada. CAN YOU BELIEV...
longdistancebitweird.podbean.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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On twitch.tv/zafarcakes
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Nyx
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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DEPLATFORMED CANCEL CULTURE @joznorris.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
DEPLATFORMED CANCEL CULTURE @joznorris.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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🚨It's BOXING DAY... @soozuk.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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I'm friends with some of Walliams' family and they said Christmas was awful at his house this year. This was the first time he didn't do any of his accents. Spare a thought for those targeted by the bitter wokerati.
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm friends with some of Walliams' family and they said Christmas was awful at his house this year. This was the first time he didn't do any of his accents. Spare a thought for those targeted by the bitter wokerati.
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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✨EPISODE THREE OF LONG DISTANCE BIT WEIRD✨

This week we're joined by The Internet's King of Mean, @zafarcakes.bsky.social! We talk about online football culture AND we get IN TO IT with hit film The Whale.

Available wherever you get podcasts.

🎧 longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e03-britis... 🎧
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
🚨It's BOXING DAY... @soozuk.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Christmas day

BBC1 7pm.

Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Merry Christmas from everyone at PES UNITED.
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Just seen on Facebook a migrant is trying to steal Christmas. Would much rather have the Grinch released from Prison then have this now.

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December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It’s also exciting for all those people who said, nope, I’m waiting till it comes onto Channel 4.
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Channel 4 telling us they've got their 'network premiere' of Frozen 2 like we should be excited for them.
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
CHRISTMAS GAPM TOMORROW #FREEWALLIAMS
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Walliams on Liz Truss' podcast? Walliams on Piers Morgan's YouTube show?
Walliams headlining Comedy Unleashed?

We can have it all.
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Imagine releasing the files
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Exclusive clip of the Liz Truss podcast:
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM