Mona Lisa Overtim
@overtim.bsky.social
On the square. On the level.
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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to the tune of buffalo soldier
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
to the tune of buffalo soldier
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Dallas PD when a strip club owner with a gun asks if he can talk to the guy who killed the president
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dallas PD when a strip club owner with a gun asks if he can talk to the guy who killed the president
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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* refers to turkey drumsticks as nacelles *
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
* refers to turkey drumsticks as nacelles *
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Star Trek character: of course I've read the greats--Tolstoy, Faulkner, Nuzzi, Kah'mor son of Drang
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Star Trek character: of course I've read the greats--Tolstoy, Faulkner, Nuzzi, Kah'mor son of Drang
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Ruling class... more like drooling class
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ruling class... more like drooling class
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Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
January 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
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Crimson *or* clover
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Crimson *or* clover
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Never ending soup and salad (threatening)
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Never ending soup and salad (threatening)
Same tbh
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Same tbh
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Me: Maybe you’re not immune to propaganda, but I am. My mind is an unassailable fortress
(sees can of pizza-flavored pringles)
Me: Those mad geniuses. They did it. The taste of pizza and pringles together at last
(sees can of pizza-flavored pringles)
Me: Those mad geniuses. They did it. The taste of pizza and pringles together at last
August 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me: Maybe you’re not immune to propaganda, but I am. My mind is an unassailable fortress
(sees can of pizza-flavored pringles)
Me: Those mad geniuses. They did it. The taste of pizza and pringles together at last
(sees can of pizza-flavored pringles)
Me: Those mad geniuses. They did it. The taste of pizza and pringles together at last
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Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
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NUZZI: i… i love you
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
NUZZI: i… i love you
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
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“He brings a knife, you bring a gun. He brings a gun, you bring a trained attack kangaroo. THAT’S the Australian way”
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“He brings a knife, you bring a gun. He brings a gun, you bring a trained attack kangaroo. THAT’S the Australian way”
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*In a voice that sounds like several Donald Ducks being waterboarded at once* "I would take a bullet for you Olivia Nuzzi"
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*In a voice that sounds like several Donald Ducks being waterboarded at once* "I would take a bullet for you Olivia Nuzzi"
Imagine hearing “I want you to have my baby” in RFK Jr’s hell-voice.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Imagine hearing “I want you to have my baby” in RFK Jr’s hell-voice.
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
Recursive Oreos.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Recursive Oreos.
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Training AI on the Ring video
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Training AI on the Ring video
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KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning