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My profile pic is the walk behind trench compactor which is my favorite piece of construction equipment because it looks like a cute little bug
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find someone who builds you up the way grok builds elon up
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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squirrels in your backyard? crows being in the sky? too loud truck driving by your house? call the law offices of BARKIN & BARKIN and get the defense you deserve, today
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me when Bugs Bunny gives me a nice cigar
incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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We've got you 👍
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love when pets fight against falling asleep like what do you need to stay up for no one is asking anything of you
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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What most of you don’t understand about trumps White House renovation is that he is trying to destroy Toon Town to build a freeway.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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too soon?
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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90% of the Northernlion stuff I see is like: “Pants are goated when covering your legs is the vibe.”

And the other 10% is: “Nothing great in the world was accomplished without being locked in. AHH! My glorupus isn’t optimized!!”
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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blockenheimer is such a great name lol
For those who want to block everyone who follows a certain account or likes or reposts a certain post, here's a powerful tool: Blockenheimer (newly reborn).

Use it thoughtfully, because as with blocklists, it's all too easy to accidentally block friends! block.alxtratrstrl.xyz/index.html
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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god damn lmao
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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happy third bday to this delightful weirdo
October 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I’ll admit it’s kind of weird to have a pet who is hotter than you
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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HAPPENING NOW — This morning, Mayor Brandon Johnson signed an executive order establishing “ICE-free zones.”

“That means that city property and unwilling private businesses will no longer serve as grounds for these raids,” Johnson said to applause.

thetriibe.com/2025/10/mayo...
Mayor Brandon Johnson signs executive order establishing ‘ICE-free zones’ • The TRiiBE
Johnson is calling for a full investigation into “all of the brutality” that federal agents have conducted this past week.
thetriibe.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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BREAKING: We just won in court — again.

A federal judge BLOCKED Donald Trump’s unlawful attempt to DEPLOY 300 OF OUR NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS TO PORTLAND.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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great pyrenees!
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM