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@mizer.bsky.social
· Oct 5
just so you are aware I have phds in whatever we are talking about
When I try to give them cash and they say, "Can't you just venmo me?"
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I try to give them cash and they say, "Can't you just venmo me?"
*see a notoriously reclusive writer at a bagel joint*
"what kind of schmearings are you fucking with, brother?"
"what kind of schmearings are you fucking with, brother?"
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*see a notoriously reclusive writer at a bagel joint*
"what kind of schmearings are you fucking with, brother?"
"what kind of schmearings are you fucking with, brother?"
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that friend who listens to podcasts: "its funny you bring that up, i was just listening to a podcast about it"
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
that friend who listens to podcasts: "its funny you bring that up, i was just listening to a podcast about it"
Got some knowledge dropped on me today, "Waffle is breakfast cookie."
Thanks Cookie Monster. Elmo throttled me when I asked a follow up.
Thanks Cookie Monster. Elmo throttled me when I asked a follow up.
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Got some knowledge dropped on me today, "Waffle is breakfast cookie."
Thanks Cookie Monster. Elmo throttled me when I asked a follow up.
Thanks Cookie Monster. Elmo throttled me when I asked a follow up.
If he were knocking around today and given today's silver prices, Jean Valjean would sell those fucking candlesticks.
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If he were knocking around today and given today's silver prices, Jean Valjean would sell those fucking candlesticks.
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@smilingfriends.bsky.social I agree with @mizer.bsky.social that this would be a great episode of the show that everyone would love and they would definitely give you an award if you put it in the show.
December 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@smilingfriends.bsky.social I agree with @mizer.bsky.social that this would be a great episode of the show that everyone would love and they would definitely give you an award if you put it in the show.
@smilingfriends.bsky.social Can you put this in the show? This would be a great episode of the show. I think everyone would love it and they would give you an award if you put this in the show.
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@smilingfriends.bsky.social Can you put this in the show? This would be a great episode of the show. I think everyone would love it and they would give you an award if you put this in the show.
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doing a final 2025 push for this, trying to find work to fund my art but the search is not going great. i have most of the craft supplies but still need the software, that's the biggest hurdle rn. if i can manage to reach 100% goal i can get a dedicated camera too. appreciate all the support!!
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December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
doing a final 2025 push for this, trying to find work to fund my art but the search is not going great. i have most of the craft supplies but still need the software, that's the biggest hurdle rn. if i can manage to reach 100% goal i can get a dedicated camera too. appreciate all the support!!
More movies should end like Chicago (2002) with the two leads putting on a song and dance show while the other characters are in the audience with expressions that scream, “Ohhh, these two! What cards!”
[𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘹𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥]
[𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘹𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥]
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
More movies should end like Chicago (2002) with the two leads putting on a song and dance show while the other characters are in the audience with expressions that scream, “Ohhh, these two! What cards!”
[𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘹𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥]
[𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘹𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥]
The best way to eat a whole pie is to make 8 pies. Deliver them to friends and neighbors. Then when they offer you a slice you go "oh I shouldn't," while doing spirit fingers above the pie then bring your hand to your mouth saying "I guess I'll be naughty." Do that 8 times. You just ate a whole pie.
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The best way to eat a whole pie is to make 8 pies. Deliver them to friends and neighbors. Then when they offer you a slice you go "oh I shouldn't," while doing spirit fingers above the pie then bring your hand to your mouth saying "I guess I'll be naughty." Do that 8 times. You just ate a whole pie.
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i fw winter squash varieties heavy
December 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i fw winter squash varieties heavy
I think pepperoncini are playing the long game and we are being hosed. Something is up. I do not fuck with them.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think pepperoncini are playing the long game and we are being hosed. Something is up. I do not fuck with them.
I'm sorry for implying Santa has a M16A1 rifle with a M203 grenade launcher.
He probs got a gun that shoots candy canes and launches ball ornaments or just a gun that sprays Christmas cheer. Or maybe he does have a M16A1 with a M203 grenade launcher but it just doesn't come up in any of the songs
He probs got a gun that shoots candy canes and launches ball ornaments or just a gun that sprays Christmas cheer. Or maybe he does have a M16A1 with a M203 grenade launcher but it just doesn't come up in any of the songs
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm sorry for implying Santa has a M16A1 rifle with a M203 grenade launcher.
He probs got a gun that shoots candy canes and launches ball ornaments or just a gun that sprays Christmas cheer. Or maybe he does have a M16A1 with a M203 grenade launcher but it just doesn't come up in any of the songs
He probs got a gun that shoots candy canes and launches ball ornaments or just a gun that sprays Christmas cheer. Or maybe he does have a M16A1 with a M203 grenade launcher but it just doesn't come up in any of the songs
@santaclaus.social im gonna catch your ass this year, old man
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@santaclaus.social im gonna catch your ass this year, old man
Nolan is releasing The Odyssey (2026) in like 20 goddamn formats but not vertical? This is not going to translate well to how I enjoy le cinéma.
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Nolan is releasing The Odyssey (2026) in like 20 goddamn formats but not vertical? This is not going to translate well to how I enjoy le cinéma.
@dreamworks.com is Puss in Boots going to be in Shrek 5?
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@dreamworks.com is Puss in Boots going to be in Shrek 5?
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Mr. Spock. The prime directive. On this ship. Is. Tapping ass.
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Mr. Spock. The prime directive. On this ship. Is. Tapping ass.
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a us senate filibuster but it's me infodumping about kate bush for 23h and i don't wear a diaper i piss on the senate floor like a true hero
July 26, 2023 at 4:48 PM
a us senate filibuster but it's me infodumping about kate bush for 23h and i don't wear a diaper i piss on the senate floor like a true hero
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people whose whole engagement strategy is quote posting to agree with something: just give it a clean repost man
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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lawrence of arabia is so long.. thank god my phone has a 2x speed option
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
lawrence of arabia is so long.. thank god my phone has a 2x speed option
I imagine the MPAA is just one dude named Mr. Hollywood and the reason they are R rated is because he gave it a thumbs up and said Rad
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I imagine the MPAA is just one dude named Mr. Hollywood and the reason they are R rated is because he gave it a thumbs up and said Rad
Frank Gehry, good bit to make a memorial to guy that he would hated. Even better architect. I'll pass one of your buildings today and pour one (diet snapple peach tea) out.
I saw the Eisenhower Memorial today and woo boy he would have hated it though but I loved it. Thanks Frank Gehry.
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Frank Gehry, good bit to make a memorial to guy that he would hated. Even better architect. I'll pass one of your buildings today and pour one (diet snapple peach tea) out.
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what's up with your footage
July 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
what's up with your footage
In the Year 2000...
A CEO for an artificial intelligence company will finally go on the Tonight Show and demonstrate to the world that robots may have more personality than some humans.
A CEO for an artificial intelligence company will finally go on the Tonight Show and demonstrate to the world that robots may have more personality than some humans.
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In the Year 2000...
A CEO for an artificial intelligence company will finally go on the Tonight Show and demonstrate to the world that robots may have more personality than some humans.
A CEO for an artificial intelligence company will finally go on the Tonight Show and demonstrate to the world that robots may have more personality than some humans.