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@mizer.bsky.social
· Oct 5
just so you are aware I have phds in whatever we are talking about
Curt Schilling is a reverse Kramer for me. I remember the bloody sock first then the racism. While Kramer I remember the racism first then the way he entered Jerry's apartment.
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Curt Schilling is a reverse Kramer for me. I remember the bloody sock first then the racism. While Kramer I remember the racism first then the way he entered Jerry's apartment.
I am a median voter. I want less road!
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I am a median voter. I want less road!
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ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag of chocolates for his sweetheart, smart
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag of chocolates for his sweetheart, smart
Rotisserie chickens are often cheaper blah blah who cares?
Get Kirby powers and go to the store. Suck all the food you want into your mouth. Big boss of the store comes to yell at you? Suck him in. Now you are big boss of the store and get his hat. You going to yell at you? NO!
Win Win Easy Peasy
Get Kirby powers and go to the store. Suck all the food you want into your mouth. Big boss of the store comes to yell at you? Suck him in. Now you are big boss of the store and get his hat. You going to yell at you? NO!
Win Win Easy Peasy
February 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Rotisserie chickens are often cheaper blah blah who cares?
Get Kirby powers and go to the store. Suck all the food you want into your mouth. Big boss of the store comes to yell at you? Suck him in. Now you are big boss of the store and get his hat. You going to yell at you? NO!
Win Win Easy Peasy
Get Kirby powers and go to the store. Suck all the food you want into your mouth. Big boss of the store comes to yell at you? Suck him in. Now you are big boss of the store and get his hat. You going to yell at you? NO!
Win Win Easy Peasy
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Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day
The two-a-days guys are impressive. Dont have it in me. I'd get analysis paralysis just thinking about it. When I go up thinking which one I want, "Do I want strawberry or vanilla?" I break out in hives just thinking about it once. But twice a day? Oof. That's why I'm only a one a day milkshake guy
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The two-a-days guys are impressive. Dont have it in me. I'd get analysis paralysis just thinking about it. When I go up thinking which one I want, "Do I want strawberry or vanilla?" I break out in hives just thinking about it once. But twice a day? Oof. That's why I'm only a one a day milkshake guy
The Continuing Adventures of "Don't Worry, I Got This" Plumbing
Episode II - TOILET EXPLOSION
Episode II - TOILET EXPLOSION
since writing this, I 100% fixed the problem but I am also 100% wetter
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The Continuing Adventures of "Don't Worry, I Got This" Plumbing
Episode II - TOILET EXPLOSION
Episode II - TOILET EXPLOSION
Yes and yes. Next question
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Yes and yes. Next question
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gravenstein apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1905
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
gravenstein apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1905
My response to anyone criticizing the Muppet Show special
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
My response to anyone criticizing the Muppet Show special
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I wrote about the new Muppet Show, which is, thank God, exactly like the old Muppet Show.
Finally, a Muppet Show Reboot That Understands the Original Appeal of the Muppets
After countless failed gimmicks, this time it’s just like you remembered it.
slate.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I wrote about the new Muppet Show, which is, thank God, exactly like the old Muppet Show.
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I have approximate knowledge of many franchises just enough to ask seemingly innocuous but actually annoying questions.
Derailed person mid-thought today by asking if Mr. Peabody and Sherman ever went to the future
Derailed person mid-thought today by asking if Mr. Peabody and Sherman ever went to the future
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I have approximate knowledge of many franchises just enough to ask seemingly innocuous but actually annoying questions.
Derailed person mid-thought today by asking if Mr. Peabody and Sherman ever went to the future
Derailed person mid-thought today by asking if Mr. Peabody and Sherman ever went to the future
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When you delete a post it feels it
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
When you delete a post it feels it
I do not engage in debate. That sort of spectacle is ripe with thieves, rapscallions and worst of all, prairie lawyers.
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I do not engage in debate. That sort of spectacle is ripe with thieves, rapscallions and worst of all, prairie lawyers.
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Just saw on ad for the New Yorker on paramount+. If you ever feel worthless etc
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Just saw on ad for the New Yorker on paramount+. If you ever feel worthless etc
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Matéria sobre as celebridades que perderam seus voos envolvidos no 11 de setembro. Seth estava na lista de um desses voos, mas felizmente acabou perdendo por conta de uma ressaca depois de ter bebido na noite anterior.
Several Celebrities Reveal Near-Death Experiences on September 11, 2001 | Just Jared: Celebrity News and Gossip | Entertainment
Our thoughts are with all of the lives lost on September 11, 2001
www.justjared.com
September 12, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Matéria sobre as celebridades que perderam seus voos envolvidos no 11 de setembro. Seth estava na lista de um desses voos, mas felizmente acabou perdendo por conta de uma ressaca depois de ter bebido na noite anterior.
My EDC?
Two eclairs and a strawberry milkshake
Two eclairs and a strawberry milkshake
January 28, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My EDC?
Two eclairs and a strawberry milkshake
Two eclairs and a strawberry milkshake
I was only scrolling r/massivecock for the articles
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I was only scrolling r/massivecock for the articles
Gosh they shrinkflated everything nowadays. Growing up it was all bigger.
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Gosh they shrinkflated everything nowadays. Growing up it was all bigger.
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*clipping roses back before the storm*
man every one of these mfers has its thorns
man every one of these mfers has its thorns
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
*clipping roses back before the storm*
man every one of these mfers has its thorns
man every one of these mfers has its thorns
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