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Cookie guy
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· Sep 24
hip tuah, moo on that deng!!! 😜
If I were a spiderman I'd probably do more spider shit. He doesn't do some of the most important spider stuff
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If I were a spiderman I'd probably do more spider shit. He doesn't do some of the most important spider stuff
Sam Altman has the physiognomy of a man who jumped off a building in 1929
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sam Altman has the physiognomy of a man who jumped off a building in 1929
Does this black bar make me look pedo-y?
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Does this black bar make me look pedo-y?
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We all know who it is. Nuzzi book incoming about his uncircumcised penis being the forbidden matryoshka or some filth
The stony-faced dictator offered a rare, brief glimpse into his heart.
Vladimir Putin Shockingly Admits He’s In Love
The stony-faced dictator displayed emotional capability in a press conference where he outlined his military goals in Ukraine.
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December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
We all know who it is. Nuzzi book incoming about his uncircumcised penis being the forbidden matryoshka or some filth
A nice thing about discourse here is whenever I see it involves someone who unironically used the phrase "digital homeless camp sweep" I just move on. Nothing good coming from the equation of moderation on social media to being unhoused
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A nice thing about discourse here is whenever I see it involves someone who unironically used the phrase "digital homeless camp sweep" I just move on. Nothing good coming from the equation of moderation on social media to being unhoused
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405 lbs for 7 reps on the deadlift baby, 415 next
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
405 lbs for 7 reps on the deadlift baby, 415 next
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Presidents only appear in a lot of pictures with the world's most notorious pedophile when they are severely distressed
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Presidents only appear in a lot of pictures with the world's most notorious pedophile when they are severely distressed
Presidents only appear in a lot of pictures with the world's most notorious pedophile when they are severely distressed
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Presidents only appear in a lot of pictures with the world's most notorious pedophile when they are severely distressed
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Are you sitting down? I have terrible news to share with you about which machine in Donald Trump's hospital room is now making a long monotone beep.
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Are you sitting down? I have terrible news to share with you about which machine in Donald Trump's hospital room is now making a long monotone beep.
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As our first millennial mayor, Zohran Mamdani has the chance to be the most annoying mayor of all time by doing an entire daylighting campaign that celebrates itself with Matt and Kim open.spotify.com/track/0s97h7...
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December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
As our first millennial mayor, Zohran Mamdani has the chance to be the most annoying mayor of all time by doing an entire daylighting campaign that celebrates itself with Matt and Kim open.spotify.com/track/0s97h7...
I love being given two time options for a meeting, and after picking one immediately being asked to reconsider the other option. To me, it's the illusion of choice that counts
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I love being given two time options for a meeting, and after picking one immediately being asked to reconsider the other option. To me, it's the illusion of choice that counts
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Can't believe it's been a whole year with my Thermostat
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can't believe it's been a whole year with my Thermostat
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Not my juicy ass delving too greedily and too deep LMAO
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Not my juicy ass delving too greedily and too deep LMAO
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They cannae hold more filler captain
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
They cannae hold more filler captain
even now at this very moment i am hacking you #hackerlife
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
even now at this very moment i am hacking you #hackerlife
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Horny... For the Grinch? It's not as uncommon as you might believe
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Horny... For the Grinch? It's not as uncommon as you might believe
As new years gym accountability day approaches, a reminder to stay swole for all my mutuals
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
As new years gym accountability day approaches, a reminder to stay swole for all my mutuals
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there goes mike zeroh
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
there goes mike zeroh
Love a car brained bozo whining about tolls. Get on the fucking train shithead
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Love a car brained bozo whining about tolls. Get on the fucking train shithead