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In a contest of Chun-Li vs Chumlee, Chun-Li has the advantage in the fighting competition, while Chumlee has the advantage in the history competition. So it would come down to the bikini competition
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what a day
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what a day
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Donald Trump five minutes after meeting Nick Mullen: I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: you know a lot of people told me, they said “he’s very tall, very skinny” and folks? he’s the tallest, skinniest guy. walks with a cane, can you believe it. i said “bad knees?” he said it’s something about his ear, but i think it’s bad knees
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: i’m hearing it’s a critically acclaimed mmorpg, i don’t know what that is but it’s critically acclaim, FINAL FANTASY XIV (they say 14 but spell it “xiv” can you believe it) and it’s free folks, a GENEROUS free trial that includes the entirety of a realm re
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Donald Trump five minutes after meeting Nick Mullen: I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
Oh you're marxist? Name every brother
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Oh you're marxist? Name every brother
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✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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Environmental storytelling
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Environmental storytelling
Young folk used to go wild when they saw 69. Now it's 67. A nation in decline
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Young folk used to go wild when they saw 69. Now it's 67. A nation in decline
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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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It is pretty ridiculous that the Criterion Collection simply exists to go “here are very good movies that we present to you to buy and watch with some thoughtfulness” and that’s all it takes to be successful because it’s rare that anyone does that shit
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It is pretty ridiculous that the Criterion Collection simply exists to go “here are very good movies that we present to you to buy and watch with some thoughtfulness” and that’s all it takes to be successful because it’s rare that anyone does that shit
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She said she had such sights to show me, Jerry!
And did she?
No! Yes! Kinda! She brought me to the torment dimension, Jerry. It was brutal.
Ah, that's a shame.
*Kramer busts in, huge teeth chittering*
And did she?
No! Yes! Kinda! She brought me to the torment dimension, Jerry. It was brutal.
Ah, that's a shame.
*Kramer busts in, huge teeth chittering*
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
She said she had such sights to show me, Jerry!
And did she?
No! Yes! Kinda! She brought me to the torment dimension, Jerry. It was brutal.
Ah, that's a shame.
*Kramer busts in, huge teeth chittering*
And did she?
No! Yes! Kinda! She brought me to the torment dimension, Jerry. It was brutal.
Ah, that's a shame.
*Kramer busts in, huge teeth chittering*
Really think that our phones are listening to us. Literally was talking to a friend about big titty goth milf big hanging honkers 480p compilation the other day. And guess what just showed up in my search results
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Really think that our phones are listening to us. Literally was talking to a friend about big titty goth milf big hanging honkers 480p compilation the other day. And guess what just showed up in my search results
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Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet
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i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
I'm Mud and this is Jackass
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm Mud and this is Jackass
I'm Mud. And I'm pleased to welcome you to this showing of Mud Vs Nixon
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I'm Mud. And I'm pleased to welcome you to this showing of Mud Vs Nixon
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
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if superman were real hed probably get tired of me jumping off of buildings for fun whenever he was around
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if superman were real hed probably get tired of me jumping off of buildings for fun whenever he was around
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
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