Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness.
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Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Hello new followers! Please go enjoy my weird, funny, eerie science fiction thriller FIRST TIME CALLER!
You can see it on Amazon or Tubi right now!
Thanks!
You can see it on Amazon or Tubi right now!
Thanks!
we have to stop making Losing An Election Maybe the only consequence any of these antisocial freaks ever have to face
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
we have to stop making Losing An Election Maybe the only consequence any of these antisocial freaks ever have to face
This movie is the sequel to GEN-X COPS, and it sincerely kills me that there are no plans for GEN-Z COPS.
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This movie is the sequel to GEN-X COPS, and it sincerely kills me that there are no plans for GEN-Z COPS.
Once again the rise of a white ethnostate is thwarted by its greatest proponents being a bunch of glitch-brained weenies.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Once again the rise of a white ethnostate is thwarted by its greatest proponents being a bunch of glitch-brained weenies.
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you: don’t be silly, there’s no such thing as an unlicensed street fighter movie from 1993 where the whole thing is a slapstick comedy and the game characters travel back in time from the distant future and help a high schooler get a girlfriend
the 1993 film future cops:
the 1993 film future cops:
December 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
you: don’t be silly, there’s no such thing as an unlicensed street fighter movie from 1993 where the whole thing is a slapstick comedy and the game characters travel back in time from the distant future and help a high schooler get a girlfriend
the 1993 film future cops:
the 1993 film future cops:
Rewatched GET A LIFE and forgot that the series finale was a clip show, two straight minutes of which are dedicated to a montage of the main character getting savagely, repratedly beaten and murdered.
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Rewatched GET A LIFE and forgot that the series finale was a clip show, two straight minutes of which are dedicated to a montage of the main character getting savagely, repratedly beaten and murdered.
Look, whatever you think of the artistic merit of this, it’s just nice to know that some producer will be making money off the back of a dead guy.
AI Will Bring Val Kilmer Back To Life For a New Aventure Film CANYON OF THE DEAD
AI Will Bring Val Kilmer Back To Life For a New Aventure Film CANYON OF THE DEAD
This is one of those things that makes you stop mid-scroll and say… wait, what? According to Flickering Myth , the late Val Kilmer is appearing in a brand-new action-adventure movie, years after filming...
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Look, whatever you think of the artistic merit of this, it’s just nice to know that some producer will be making money off the back of a dead guy.
oh and i suppose you DON’T want a relatable health secretary
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
oh and i suppose you DON’T want a relatable health secretary
Thinking about SEND HELP and Raimi’s hilariously stubborn resistance to giving us anyone to root for. He remains something like a cross between Old Testament God and an axe-wielding Bugs Bunny.
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Thinking about SEND HELP and Raimi’s hilariously stubborn resistance to giving us anyone to root for. He remains something like a cross between Old Testament God and an axe-wielding Bugs Bunny.
If I had to bet on a political movement’s long term success, I’d probably put money on whatever movement isn’t saying we need to imprison women in order to unlock Super Racism.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If I had to bet on a political movement’s long term success, I’d probably put money on whatever movement isn’t saying we need to imprison women in order to unlock Super Racism.
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It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I kind of get most conspiracy theories, if only because I understand wanting someone to blame for your feelings of powerlessness.
Flat earth straight up baffles me. Who benefits from the deception? Big Globe?
Flat earth straight up baffles me. Who benefits from the deception? Big Globe?
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I kind of get most conspiracy theories, if only because I understand wanting someone to blame for your feelings of powerlessness.
Flat earth straight up baffles me. Who benefits from the deception? Big Globe?
Flat earth straight up baffles me. Who benefits from the deception? Big Globe?
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Yeah—can I please get the—uhh—Nazi ice cream, please?
May 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Yeah—can I please get the—uhh—Nazi ice cream, please?
ENOUGH: Carl Reiner was right. 75% Woman In Trouble melodrama, 25% vigilante thriller. I have never wanted to see a villain get his shit rocked this hard. Get his ass, JLo.
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
ENOUGH: Carl Reiner was right. 75% Woman In Trouble melodrama, 25% vigilante thriller. I have never wanted to see a villain get his shit rocked this hard. Get his ass, JLo.
time to watch this carl-certified banger
February 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
time to watch this carl-certified banger
I dunno dude if I was giving a testimony in a room full of sexual abuse survivors in a hearing about sexual abuse, I would probably not act like having to talk about sexual abuse was super annoying to me personally.
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I dunno dude if I was giving a testimony in a room full of sexual abuse survivors in a hearing about sexual abuse, I would probably not act like having to talk about sexual abuse was super annoying to me personally.
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
the virgin fool posts about how human suffering under state violence is really awful
the chad humanist replies “wow so nice of you to start noticing you fucking drone, god you assholes make me sick”
the chad humanist replies “wow so nice of you to start noticing you fucking drone, god you assholes make me sick”
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
the virgin fool posts about how human suffering under state violence is really awful
the chad humanist replies “wow so nice of you to start noticing you fucking drone, god you assholes make me sick”
the chad humanist replies “wow so nice of you to start noticing you fucking drone, god you assholes make me sick”
James Van Der Beek was that rare teen heartthrob who had The Range. His work in RULES OF ATTRACTION was generationally batshit. A sad loss, far too young.
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
James Van Der Beek was that rare teen heartthrob who had The Range. His work in RULES OF ATTRACTION was generationally batshit. A sad loss, far too young.
15 year old me thought CABIN BOY was a timeless classic, and now that I am full grown I am forced to admit that I was right
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
15 year old me thought CABIN BOY was a timeless classic, and now that I am full grown I am forced to admit that I was right
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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Thinking about GOODFELLAS, and how the fact that it is technically a prequel to MY BLUE HEAVEN is one of the goofiest movie facts, made even weirder by the screenwriters of the two movies being married to each other.
Johnny Roastbeef spending his loot: "Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!"
Johnny Roastbeef being murdered by Jimmy: "Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?"
Johnny Roastbeef being murdered by Jimmy: "Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?"
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Thinking about GOODFELLAS, and how the fact that it is technically a prequel to MY BLUE HEAVEN is one of the goofiest movie facts, made even weirder by the screenwriters of the two movies being married to each other.
Robbie Williams - Rock DJ (Regent Street) | Better Man | Official Movie Scene
YouTube video by Robbie Williams
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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the thing is it’s remarkably easy to live your life in a way that you never find yourself saying this to a congressional committee and these guys can’t even clear that bar
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
the thing is it’s remarkably easy to live your life in a way that you never find yourself saying this to a congressional committee and these guys can’t even clear that bar
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
damn how did measles come back, do we have any research on this
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
damn how did measles come back, do we have any research on this