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Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness.

Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
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Hello new followers! Please go enjoy my weird, funny, eerie science fiction thriller FIRST TIME CALLER!

You can see it on Amazon or Tubi right now!

Thanks!
this photo is too powerful, aura off the charts
The definition of a murderer’s row
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
RENTAL FAMILY: A kind, crowdpleasing human comedy built around a great Brendan Fraser performance. It left me warm and teary and thoughtful. Hikari manages it all with sweetness and delicacy. Just felt real nice, guys!
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This question confuses me deeply, as I live in Brooklyn.
What's the most New Orleans thing that has happened to you in the last few months?
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Never too late! I really think Cormac McCarthy’s THE ROAD is an all-timer. Hits hard, leaves a mark. Absolutely stunning prose.
Sorry if it is too late but…

Favorite novel?
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The question is not would I pet this cat. The question is would I stop.
Would you pet this nice cat?
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s sort of a tie between:

HOSTAGE SONG, a musical that to this day haunts me. What an honor to have been a part of it. Beautiful songs, stunning script.

THE HORROR AT GALLERY KAY, my first attempt at making a movie and one that lives in my heart. So queer, so strange, so much was learned.
Favorite project you’ve worked on so far?
Or perhaps a project that has since finished but you’d love to spend one more day on?

If that makes any sense.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October. That shit rocks so hard. Leaves crunchy, temperature cool but kind. Kids dressed up as pirates and whatnot. A joy.
Favorite month of the year.
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is a tough one. I’m gonna say PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE and STREETS OF FIRE. Though maybe that’s a bit…rich. A bit indulgent.

Fuck it.
Ideal double feature?
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don’t. But I think I’d like to.
Do you believe in ghosts?
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
gang, i’m having a rare quiet evening

ASK ME ANYTHING
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I think the hardest and most predictable lesson a lot of people are learning right now is that right wing freaks have all the loyalty of a loose floorboard
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The other day I was in a coffee shop waiting on my order and the barista kept calling out to Steven. Until finally she leaned over right next to me and went “EXCUSE me. STEVEN.”

And at first I was annoyed but then I realized yeah just going on visuals I’m pretty much a Steven, you got me there.
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
wicked stans are the most dangerous people alive, sincerely believe they’re planning a 9/11 of the rotten tomatoes offices
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
is something in retrograde today or
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Moderate Dems drive themselves insane trying to land one punch on Trump, and Mamdani just dog walks the guy in one meeting.
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Thank god we got this on record.
House votes to denounce ‘horrors’ of socialism ahead of Mamdani-Trump meeting
House votes to denounce ‘horrors’ of socialism ahead of Mamdani-Trump meeting
The House voted 285-98 to approve a resolution condemning the “horrors of socialism” Friday morning, just hours before President Donald Trump is set to meet with New York’s incoming democratic socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani. Eighty-six Democrats joined with Republicans to approve the measure. Two others voted present. No Republican voted to oppose it. Speaker Mike Johnson and House GOP leaders have decried Mamdani’s election as the next mayor of the country’s largest city, citing his left-wing politics and arguing he is the new, radical face of the Democratic Party. They’ve vowed to make him a centerpiece of their attacks against Democrats ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. Democrats on Capitol Hill have dismissed the Republicans broadsides over Mamdani, and party leaders criticized the GOP-written measure ahead of Friday’s vote, saying it “selectively lists certain despotic leaders and the harms of totalitarian regimes self-labeled as ‘socialist.’” They did not, however, formally recommend a no vote. A swath of moderate Democrats, especially from New York, are uncomfortable with Mamdani’s rise in their party. The debate over the symbolic measure was derailed for about 10 minutes after Rep. Maria Salazar (R-Fla.) verbally attacked Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) on the floor, accusing her of being a “friend” of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro despite traveling to the country and seeing the abuses of his regime. Waters asked for Salazar’s words to be taken down, but Salazer instead withdrew her remarks, allowing the debate to continue.
dlvr.it
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
so like who’s bi
not clicking, any ideas?
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Started watching I, FRANKENSTEIN, which has one of the most deranged premises I’ve ever encountered: Frankenstein’s monster is drawn into an ancient war between demons and gargoyles. There is an early montage in which the monster briefly twirls swords on a snowy mountain peak. A different era.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I was thinking abolish those post-9/11 baggage fees and establish better consumer protections, but you’re right, I should wear a tux.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ve now seen a variety of AI generated ads on YouTube and if there’s one thing they haven’t quite mastered it’s making a video that isn’t eerie, ugly and yet somehow completely forgettable.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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It makes me livid to see smug centrists and journalists mock Bluekyers as snowflakes who fled Twitter to be in a little club. We fled Twitter because it’s an active right wing propaganda apparatus, and that’s not me saying that, it’s the literal goddam owner!
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Great, thoughtful write-up of a movie I think has been pretty unfairly brushed off. It’s a special one.
Sydney Sweeney, Ben Foster and Merritt Wever are all outstanding in David Michôd's CHRISTY, a powerful boxing biopic that's also about surviving domestic violence and living as one's true self. Me and the one other person in the theater both cried.
Christy (2025) | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
CHRISTY is a biopic of Christy Salters, once known as Christy Martin, a pioneer of women’s professional boxing, competing from 1989-2012. It’s a very
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November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM