Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness.
Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
As a champion of free expression, I can’t help wondering if perhaps we need some guardrails.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
As a champion of free expression, I can’t help wondering if perhaps we need some guardrails.
uuuuuuuhhhh not me bro couldn’t be me not this guy and definitely don’t tell anyone that i fear this
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
uuuuuuuhhhh not me bro couldn’t be me not this guy and definitely don’t tell anyone that i fear this
Plus it’ll really function to fend off the terminally insecure.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Plus it’ll really function to fend off the terminally insecure.
Oh, MY, Bill Paxton.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh, MY, Bill Paxton.
You utter scamp.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You utter scamp.
My favorite: “Welp, looks like Michael Myers has done it again. And by it I mean murders.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My favorite: “Welp, looks like Michael Myers has done it again. And by it I mean murders.”
It’s a devastating read. But so fucking good.
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’s a devastating read. But so fucking good.
No kidding. That ending left me silent for hours.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No kidding. That ending left me silent for hours.
Looks sharp to me!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Looks sharp to me!!
You know it dawg
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You know it dawg