_Mark 🏳️🌈
@marxgbaker.bsky.social
Oldest millennial. Commie. Bi 💗💜💙 He/him Married, still incurably flirtatious. Weird, but not in an interesting way.
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
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If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
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The idea that people's financial struggles are a personal failing is a moral rot that needs to be excised from our culture.
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The idea that people's financial struggles are a personal failing is a moral rot that needs to be excised from our culture.
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I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭
The worst is coconut, because gross, but not a fan of peanut butter with chocolate (I know) or almonds either.
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The worst is coconut, because gross, but not a fan of peanut butter with chocolate (I know) or almonds either.
I always forget that Deborah Kara Unger is in the Jesus Of Suburbia video. Love her.
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I always forget that Deborah Kara Unger is in the Jesus Of Suburbia video. Love her.
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This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*
This was so fucking intense. Damn. #Unrivaled
Alright, it's a Gray-off
February 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
This was so fucking intense. Damn. #Unrivaled
Alright, it's a Gray-off
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Alright, it's a Gray-off
This was fun. Only downside was some transphobia that reminds you it was made in 1991.
About to watch CAST A DEADLY SPELL for the first time. Marry someone who will watch goofy shit with you on Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This was fun. Only downside was some transphobia that reminds you it was made in 1991.
About to watch CAST A DEADLY SPELL for the first time. Marry someone who will watch goofy shit with you on Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
About to watch CAST A DEADLY SPELL for the first time. Marry someone who will watch goofy shit with you on Valentine's Day.
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This looks like a photo of Bradley Cooper playing a role as a coked-out Al Pacino
"That's a lot of beef jerky."
'90s heartthrob John Stamos experiences the wonder of Buc-ee's
"That's a lot of beef jerky."
bit.ly
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This looks like a photo of Bradley Cooper playing a role as a coked-out Al Pacino
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suckin' on a chili dog
inside St. Peter's Basilica
inside St. Peter's Basilica
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
suckin' on a chili dog
inside St. Peter's Basilica
inside St. Peter's Basilica
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Happy Valentines Day from the union organizing mother with incredible 3 second powers
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Valentines Day from the union organizing mother with incredible 3 second powers
Easily a top 10 all-time tweet. Maybe the best example of something that's entirely made up that's also True.
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Easily a top 10 all-time tweet. Maybe the best example of something that's entirely made up that's also True.
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Vaguely resembles a human and produces horseshit?
Dario Amodei compared AI and humans working together to a mythical creature — the centaur.
Anthropic's CEO says we're in the 'centaur phase' of software engineering
Dario Amodei compared AI and humans working together to a mythical creature — the centaur.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Vaguely resembles a human and produces horseshit?
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
forgot the most important of the genre
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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
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The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
I don't even know if I have a particular style of posting, I mostly react, but if anyone wants to take a shot
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I don't even know if I have a particular style of posting, I mostly react, but if anyone wants to take a shot
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it’s Thursday babies, again i know!! if your brain is in need of some respite from The Horrors, come hang out with me and all my sexy friends TONIGHT while we get our thirst on! join us for Thirst Trap Thursday right here on the skyline at 10/9p central! can’t wait to see YOU there! #TTT 💋
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
it’s Thursday babies, again i know!! if your brain is in need of some respite from The Horrors, come hang out with me and all my sexy friends TONIGHT while we get our thirst on! join us for Thirst Trap Thursday right here on the skyline at 10/9p central! can’t wait to see YOU there! #TTT 💋
The most important person in the original Star Wars trilogy, as far as impact on the plot, is the random Imperial officer who tells the star destroyer gunner not to fire on the escape pod because there were no life signs. If he hadn't wanted to save a couple of blaster bolts, the Rebellion is over.
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The most important person in the original Star Wars trilogy, as far as impact on the plot, is the random Imperial officer who tells the star destroyer gunner not to fire on the escape pod because there were no life signs. If he hadn't wanted to save a couple of blaster bolts, the Rebellion is over.
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Just watched the Biggs Cut with my wife. Deeply satisfying. I completely get why 80% of Biggs was cut from the final film, BUT if you don't care about pacing and are just interested in character development, SO MUCH ABOUT LUKE ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BIGGS
1/x 🧵
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Good morning, U.S. East Coast; I have a present for you:
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Just watched the Biggs Cut with my wife. Deeply satisfying. I completely get why 80% of Biggs was cut from the final film, BUT if you don't care about pacing and are just interested in character development, SO MUCH ABOUT LUKE ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BIGGS
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I just finished my second book of the day, and I don't know why I have to work tomorrow instead of reading two more.
P.S.: Nico must suffer and never be forgiven
P.S.: Nico must suffer and never be forgiven
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I just finished my second book of the day, and I don't know why I have to work tomorrow instead of reading two more.
P.S.: Nico must suffer and never be forgiven
P.S.: Nico must suffer and never be forgiven
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Magpies rule. They're corvids, which means they're super smart, they look cool, and they're thieves! Perfect bird.
Magpies rule. They're corvids, which means they're super smart, they look cool, and they're thieves! Perfect bird.
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Magpies rule. They're corvids, which means they're super smart, they look cool, and they're thieves! Perfect bird.
Magpies rule. They're corvids, which means they're super smart, they look cool, and they're thieves! Perfect bird.