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@marxgbaker.bsky.social
Oldest millennial. Commie. Bi 💗💜💙 He/him Weird, but not in an interesting way. You might know me from Twitter.
A redone version of every TNG episode from the point of view of Mot the barber. It's just various low level crew members talking about the wild shit Picard keeps getting them into, with occasional clips from the original episodes cut in.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
A redone version of every TNG episode from the point of view of Mot the barber. It's just various low level crew members talking about the wild shit Picard keeps getting them into, with occasional clips from the original episodes cut in.
There are a million things related to being a sexually depraved queer communist, but just this from yesterday might be enough
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There are a million things related to being a sexually depraved queer communist, but just this from yesterday might be enough
He briefly tried to make Yoda a monkey! But the monkey wouldn't keep the mask on, so he called Jim Henson who recommended Frank Oz. This is the only surviving photo from the monkey test.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He briefly tried to make Yoda a monkey! But the monkey wouldn't keep the mask on, so he called Jim Henson who recommended Frank Oz. This is the only surviving photo from the monkey test.
Frito pie, if you're talking delicious slop
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Frito pie, if you're talking delicious slop
With alt-text. This is such beautiful writing and I wanted to make sure everyone could read it.
"You look at me sometimes." Five words, and in them we can see the entire soul of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Scotty, a lonely, socially awkward young gay man (continued in alt text)
"You look at me sometimes." Five words, and in them we can see the entire soul of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Scotty, a lonely, socially awkward young gay man (continued in alt text)
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
With alt-text. This is such beautiful writing and I wanted to make sure everyone could read it.
"You look at me sometimes." Five words, and in them we can see the entire soul of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Scotty, a lonely, socially awkward young gay man (continued in alt text)
"You look at me sometimes." Five words, and in them we can see the entire soul of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Scotty, a lonely, socially awkward young gay man (continued in alt text)
Into each generation a dick is born that will cause chaos and suffering
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Into each generation a dick is born that will cause chaos and suffering
Anytime one of those devices that let's animals "talk" this is all I can think about
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Anytime one of those devices that let's animals "talk" this is all I can think about
Demi Moore in CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE. I had forgotten.
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Demi Moore in CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE. I had forgotten.
We have to celebrate the wins when we get them. Today was a good day in the US.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We have to celebrate the wins when we get them. Today was a good day in the US.
Me reading the happy news this morning
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Me reading the happy news this morning
With the time change, I think they're going into hibernation mode
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
With the time change, I think they're going into hibernation mode
the best year for music is whatever year you lost your virginity
I mean, maybe so
I mean, maybe so
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the best year for music is whatever year you lost your virginity
I mean, maybe so
I mean, maybe so
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
So many but here are two
So many but here are two
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
So many but here are two
So many but here are two
Oh no. I'm glad you're ok but that's so scary. Ringo and Loki want you to feel better.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Oh no. I'm glad you're ok but that's so scary. Ringo and Loki want you to feel better.
Alejandro Kirk has an elite catcher's body. Will Smith is just as good of a player, but this is what peak performance looks like
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Alejandro Kirk has an elite catcher's body. Will Smith is just as good of a player, but this is what peak performance looks like
I got my copy of @seraph76.bsky.social 's new book and it's so beautiful. And the stories inside are even more beautiful. Also I got thanked in the acknowledgements, and having my name associated with something so magical made me cry. So buy your own copy, please
www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a...
www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a...
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I got my copy of @seraph76.bsky.social 's new book and it's so beautiful. And the stories inside are even more beautiful. Also I got thanked in the acknowledgements, and having my name associated with something so magical made me cry. So buy your own copy, please
www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a...
www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a...