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Cause our fat asses keep eatin the product I bet. Didn’t read it.
In 5th grade I decided to start adding a weird little affect to my lowercase y, and since my life has basically been a string of consistently failed communications.
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I told my doctor that I actually am the sad clown pagliacci and he was homophobic about it
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Animals having sex is so funny. Where’d y’all meet, “Open Feeld”?
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I finished my second screenplay, after a long self-loathing hiatus, and got it submitted to a pretty serious competition. Even if nothing comes of it, showing myself I could commit and get it done was invaluable.
Every year around this time I do the same thread and it has been a lot of fun.

Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?

I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Me and @durkuniverse.bsky.social are getting tigerized LIVE, to prepare for 2026, on the John McSweeney Rockin NYEE Special! See you @ 7pm CST on twitch.tv/videohellsystem , wear your claws 🐅 !!
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Terrifying and demoralizing, but if I can offer the bright side: try to imagine a person easier to beat the shit out of than a 20 year old that gained a foot over night. One kick to the shin and he’s folding like an awning after a music festival.
The far right seems to suffer from body dysmorphic disorder at roughly similar rates as the rest of the influencer demographic and their audiences. Tech giants turning the Internet into a giant dopamine casino has made so many things worse.
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is the name of a dick sucking trophy
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Just saw your man mixed in with a trash mob. Saw your man and he doesnt even have a top of screen health bar
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Saw an Avatar ad that directed me to "see it on the biggest screen possible" but I got fined $50,000 the last time I projected a movie on your mom's ass
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me on the couch mouthing along with my favorite film trailer: ((Laurence of my Labia))
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ve been working on my character “Divorced Michigan J. Frog” for weeks and this dipshit just bites it. Just like that.
Hot take: minstrel shows were entertaining af. Music, jokes, familiar format. They weren’t the No. 1 form of American entertainment from like 1840 to 1920 JUST because the country was super racist.

Confession: we had a minstrel show sans blackface entertain my Knoxville elementary school in 1968.
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Gonna put a game on my phone in case anyone ever asks for such
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Jesus, did Dumbo here snort it with his ears?
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This applies to professional gamblers, but it’s still incredibly funny because that’s gotta be a 100% libertarian profession who voted exactly 1 way as a monolith
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I refuse to do a criterion closet vid until they put out a Blu of “montage of flying machines crashing”
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Kojima would leave the Bobs Burgers movie talking like Jay Peterman about it
Dont say “no review he didnt like it”, you just gotta go to the Insta for that
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Christian does something historically Christian in the Christian fascist state “WHAT ARE WE A BUNCH OF SATANISTS?!”
We are ruled by a Satanic death cult.
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The current fascist slide is at least 30% the fault of George Lucas
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Toddler doing a close-up magic “show” for parents may have given up the game, admitting they actually put the red ball in their pocket when they told them “close your eyes” rather than making it vanish magically.
White House chief of staff Susie Wiles may have given up the game, admitting that the Trump administration’s strike on alleged “drug boats” in the Caribbean Sea is an effort to bring about regime change in Venezuela, rather than a war on drug trafficking. trib.al/27yGpVx
Trump Chief of Staff Admits Real Reason Behind “Drug Boat” Strikes
Susie Wiles gave an explanation that contradicts the administration’s public talking points.
trib.al
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We all know who it is. Nuzzi book incoming about his uncircumcised penis being the forbidden matryoshka or some filth
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I wonder if my neighbor who accidentally said “thank you” to me when getting off the elevator is thinking of me right now too
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
a rare inspirational thumbnail out of HTD
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Sometimes I’ll sit on my hand for about 2 minutes before the act, and then it feels like someone else is getting a turkey traced around their hand.
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM