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Comedian/Writer and VHS archivist. Sometimes I’ll just be stupid. they/them
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If you see a post of mine with 0 likes that’s an hour or more old, know it’s because I’ve never believed in a joke more in my life.
I found a book of blowjob riddles.
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I found a book of blowjob riddles.
“I want to set something straight as someone who was a US Attorney for seven years. Imagine if you will a big ham sandwich, a big plate of gabbagool, maybe some slices of soppressata, with the sweet peppers from the jar, a big ball of fresh mozzarella… and basically my point is that’s where we are”
Chris Christie: "This false idea grand juries will indict a ham sandwich -- it's not true and the Trump administration is proving that. They're putting a bunch of ham sandwiches up there and the grand juries are not indicting them."
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“I want to set something straight as someone who was a US Attorney for seven years. Imagine if you will a big ham sandwich, a big plate of gabbagool, maybe some slices of soppressata, with the sweet peppers from the jar, a big ball of fresh mozzarella… and basically my point is that’s where we are”
Twitch.tv/videohellsystem man it’s nightman night again!
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the rumors are true, alien bounty hunter Zentare is back! |MINMNT!| !donate !discord !patreon
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February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Twitch.tv/videohellsystem man it’s nightman night again!
Yeah oh yeah I want the crinkle instead of the curly fries. yeah I want you to throw in a 9volt for me to lick too. You piece of shit.
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Yeah oh yeah I want the crinkle instead of the curly fries. yeah I want you to throw in a 9volt for me to lick too. You piece of shit.
No the food was fine I just ate a little piece of the plate sorry
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
No the food was fine I just ate a little piece of the plate sorry
The other spies in the DM are laughing at me because I called it a “honey hole”
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The other spies in the DM are laughing at me because I called it a “honey hole”
I’m getting colonoscopy LIVE twitch.tv/videohellsystem
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F-Movies, workplace training tapes, and 1980s instructional videos direct from the maws of hell. please, I'm dying.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’m getting colonoscopy LIVE twitch.tv/videohellsystem
My dad got so mad when he learned Chumbawumba were communists that he had to pull over. I remember vividly catching a Dugtrio while he mumbled “they’ll take my money for the cd though”
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
My dad got so mad when he learned Chumbawumba were communists that he had to pull over. I remember vividly catching a Dugtrio while he mumbled “they’ll take my money for the cd though”
Reposted by VHS: Bruce Mobile spokesperson
Beano #725, June 9, 1956
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Beano #725, June 9, 1956
3/4 of a Bachelors Manhattan: I’ve moved to the moon because I’ve been getting really into astrology lately
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
3/4 of a Bachelors Manhattan: I’ve moved to the moon because I’ve been getting really into astrology lately
If you see a post of mine with 0 likes that’s an hour or more old, know it’s because I’ve never believed in a joke more in my life.
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
If you see a post of mine with 0 likes that’s an hour or more old, know it’s because I’ve never believed in a joke more in my life.
It’s my new birthday! Everyone say “happy pissshitth birthday”
I’m on LegalZoom changing my age to “piss” in the tens place and “shit” in the 1s. Then when I hit 100 I’ll adopt “cum”. Just so I’m not something silly like 1pissshit years old
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It’s my new birthday! Everyone say “happy pissshitth birthday”
This news about softer bricks becoming Industry standard got me ready to run through a brick wall
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
This news about softer bricks becoming Industry standard got me ready to run through a brick wall
Whoever just unfollowed is gonna feel like a real asshole when I go live and do this backflip on concrete
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Whoever just unfollowed is gonna feel like a real asshole when I go live and do this backflip on concrete
Everything reminds me of him…
Watched a woman hammer a knife into the top of a can of tuna with a saucepan and she's like "I break can openers because I'm neurodivergent" so I think we need to take a break from the word neurodivergent for awhile
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Everything reminds me of him…
Guy I made up to get mad at:
(He’s dead on the ground)
(He’s dead on the ground)
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Guy I made up to get mad at:
(He’s dead on the ground)
(He’s dead on the ground)
I’m on LegalZoom changing my age to “piss” in the tens place and “shit” in the 1s. Then when I hit 100 I’ll adopt “cum”. Just so I’m not something silly like 1pissshit years old
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m on LegalZoom changing my age to “piss” in the tens place and “shit” in the 1s. Then when I hit 100 I’ll adopt “cum”. Just so I’m not something silly like 1pissshit years old
Fuck I just sliced someone in half
Having a full yelling and still monotone conversation in my apartments hallway with the can-on-a-string horizontal on speaker.
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Fuck I just sliced someone in half
Having a full yelling and still monotone conversation in my apartments hallway with the can-on-a-string horizontal on speaker.
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Having a full yelling and still monotone conversation in my apartments hallway with the can-on-a-string horizontal on speaker.
Buddy you’ve been havin Drafts. Been havin damn wind drafts slippin out of your drawers. *my head gets roundhoused off*
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Buddy you’ve been havin Drafts. Been havin damn wind drafts slippin out of your drawers. *my head gets roundhoused off*
The fire fighter doing the “there’s your problem” in the corner is so funny
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The fire fighter doing the “there’s your problem” in the corner is so funny
Eating a big spliff and playing final fantasy 12 everyday until they decide to start making final fantasy games again.
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Eating a big spliff and playing final fantasy 12 everyday until they decide to start making final fantasy games again.
Sure I self medicate but it’s a money thing. If I had my druthers, the nurse from Blink 182 would be live-in
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Sure I self medicate but it’s a money thing. If I had my druthers, the nurse from Blink 182 would be live-in
The Dutch and their uneasy angles are never far from my mind…
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The Dutch and their uneasy angles are never far from my mind…