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@videohell.bsky.social
Comedian and Writer,Tape Trader,Streamer,Video Artist, horror and comic nerd. Invite me on your podcast/stream, I’m an easy get.
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· Jul 4
I’m bad at marketing myself so let me try to explain my work clean for my new followers: when you play a drop on my stream, a quick rigid blast of air is fired up my shorts. If you get lucky you can shoot an air bubble into my bloodstream.
I’m not gonna ask what you *did* have on your 2025 bingo card, so you can quit fishing. I think it’s stupid you’re even carrying that around.
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m not gonna ask what you *did* have on your 2025 bingo card, so you can quit fishing. I think it’s stupid you’re even carrying that around.
I’m in a poly thing with the colorful faces on the Kroger stickers, but I think they all hate me secretly
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m in a poly thing with the colorful faces on the Kroger stickers, but I think they all hate me secretly
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🎵 Wo-ouldn't it be toast if we heat bread up
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🎵 Wo-ouldn't it be toast if we heat bread up
Getting my phone bill paid so I can make a phone call to my representative when they hang a democrat in the streets
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Getting my phone bill paid so I can make a phone call to my representative when they hang a democrat in the streets
In hindsight letting boys elect to go to Jupiter, to get more stupider, may have been a gross over-indulgence of their personal liberties.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In hindsight letting boys elect to go to Jupiter, to get more stupider, may have been a gross over-indulgence of their personal liberties.
Every new piece of information is a 30 Rock plot
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Every new piece of information is a 30 Rock plot
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
Don’t worry it’s not my bare ass
Finally kicked off my 2025 New Year’s resolution of “showing a bare ass on stream every Tuesday” last night.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Don’t worry it’s not my bare ass
Finally kicked off my 2025 New Year’s resolution of “showing a bare ass on stream every Tuesday” last night.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Finally kicked off my 2025 New Year’s resolution of “showing a bare ass on stream every Tuesday” last night.
The unbridled white-knuckle thrill of not paying a bill
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The unbridled white-knuckle thrill of not paying a bill
Smart. Sometimes you gotta get out of there and take a breather. The space will do them good
10-year-old drove home from school after getting in an argument with mom, police say
10-year-old drove home from school after getting in an argument with mom, police say
A 10-year-old drove home from school after arguing with his mom, according to authorities.
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November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Smart. Sometimes you gotta get out of there and take a breather. The space will do them good
Once I bite this dry strip of skin from my bottom lip it’ll be smooth sailing for the rest of winter
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Once I bite this dry strip of skin from my bottom lip it’ll be smooth sailing for the rest of winter
Called it
Fuck, He fell into the enchanted world of his favorite children’s book again while he was reading it
"Being devoted to Israel is becoming increasingly incompatible with being a proud Democrat.”
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Called it
Bill Maher is currently somewhere trying to convince an uninterested party that he shows up in these Epstein emails
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bill Maher is currently somewhere trying to convince an uninterested party that he shows up in these Epstein emails
One of the principles of Nashville politics is you never give money to keep a struggling resident alive another day, that could be going towards keeping a drunk tourist around another night.
Nashville’s got free money for the NFL, but free bus fare? NO WAY. We mustn’t give an inch to the poor! It’s a violation of market principles!
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
One of the principles of Nashville politics is you never give money to keep a struggling resident alive another day, that could be going towards keeping a drunk tourist around another night.
Making a full dinner at 8am because i forgot to buy breakfast food at the grocery after I got so excited about buying the bucket of pretzel rods
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Making a full dinner at 8am because i forgot to buy breakfast food at the grocery after I got so excited about buying the bucket of pretzel rods
Gettin’ toasty by the heater, half asleep, and still won’t stop talking to me
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Gettin’ toasty by the heater, half asleep, and still won’t stop talking to me
This week, The Tapesome Twosome are left unsatisfied but possibly saved, as they fight they’re own Battle of Antietam: streaming
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November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This week, The Tapesome Twosome are left unsatisfied but possibly saved, as they fight they’re own Battle of Antietam: streaming
www.patreon.com/posts/143390...
www.patreon.com/posts/143390...
Love to ask a mf “what’s on the docket?” and then dissociate
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Love to ask a mf “what’s on the docket?” and then dissociate
Hakeem Jeffries talking to a gaggle of press, after weeks of cashing checks and nothing else: “Frankly I’m tired of mister poo-poos little doo-doos.”
Guy in a Star Wars shirt: “Finally, the gloves are off.”
Guy in a Star Wars shirt: “Finally, the gloves are off.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hakeem Jeffries talking to a gaggle of press, after weeks of cashing checks and nothing else: “Frankly I’m tired of mister poo-poos little doo-doos.”
Guy in a Star Wars shirt: “Finally, the gloves are off.”
Guy in a Star Wars shirt: “Finally, the gloves are off.”
I witnessed a brood of the Cricket Wireless monsters making love in my dream palace
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I witnessed a brood of the Cricket Wireless monsters making love in my dream palace
Fuck, He fell into the enchanted world of his favorite children’s book again while he was reading it
"Being devoted to Israel is becoming increasingly incompatible with being a proud Democrat.”
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fuck, He fell into the enchanted world of his favorite children’s book again while he was reading it