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Humphrey Yogart
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The moral of Frankensteins is we are all Frankensteins now
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Ya I saw the big sunken boat in the deep blue it was dope and I had an idea for big blue alien movie"

"Jim, 9/11 happened."

"Huckleberry, nooooooo"
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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What a punch in the gut. Leslie was such a good guy. I had the privilege of collabing w him a few times. He graciously came on my mutual-aid jeopardy tourney during the pandemic to fund grocery delivery for out of work resto workers. Learned so much from this man. RIP www.gofundme.com/f/lleeiii
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November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I watched a great documentary last night.

It is remarkable how in the olden-days a guy could have a job at a quarry and enough cash to take care of a wife, kid, two pets and a great car and time to do activities like bowl and go to the movies and order a big tray of ribs that tips over that car.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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i use pirate streaming sites all the time and one thing that really gets my goat is when a label says an upload is in "hd" bc it's a 1080p cam rip lol. THAT'S NOT HD
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Wow what a great photo. I greatly admire.

Read the post, full of finest woolgathering matter.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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See ghosts aren’t real because if there was any spirit of Lyndon Baines Johnson left on this plane, he would be LEANING everywhere right now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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@nytimes.com follow back plz
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Sometimes you post one and instantly delete. Just had to get one out. You know how it is playboy
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just got off the phone with a source up on the hill, not to reveal my source but he's up there in leadership and he's also from New York and the entire 10 minute call was just the driest raspberry I've ever heard.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
By my count, Star Trek had multiple generational runs.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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It's not that any one chair is particularly funny or incredible. It's that you see fifteen or twenty of these chairs, and start thinking, "But surely this account will run out soon. There can only be so much variety in the world of Spider-Man chairs."

But sure enough, we see a new chair every day.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Some guy running for governor of MA is afraid of Boylston station lmao
"Can you imagine descending into a dark..."

Shortsleeve and Kennealy are off their respective rockers, outperforming one another w/ melodramatic outrage about crime in Boston.

The Commonwealth has two blowhards one upping each other in Grand Guignol style. Sad and peculiar.
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
yo I think these two are fucking
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I delete posts not because I am ashamed, but because it’s fun to think of some of them as limited edition
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I see someone saved a screenshot of my drafts. If I catch one person making a post about scrat on master chef you owe me a nickle for every dollar you make from even the notion of scrat on master chef.
Is this too much?
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is more embarrassing than me thinking West Egg was a real place.

Rather be a fool than a hack
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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just got scared. would not recommend
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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‼️ ¿Qué significa '6-7', la "palabra del año" que se volvió popular entre los jóvenes?

Te explicamos 👉 uni.vi/TFEa106pjaJ
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM