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Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
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Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
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We’re at a point in society where I’m impressed if a man has friends
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We’re at a point in society where I’m impressed if a man has friends
Last hyperfocus of the year with New York Comedy Fest 🥲 tonight 5pm @caveatnyc.bsky.social
tickets and livestream available :)))) (live stream is good for a week too)
(I’m talking about Lily Allen you might wanna tune in)
tickets and livestream available :)))) (live stream is good for a week too)
(I’m talking about Lily Allen you might wanna tune in)
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Last hyperfocus of the year with New York Comedy Fest 🥲 tonight 5pm @caveatnyc.bsky.social
tickets and livestream available :)))) (live stream is good for a week too)
(I’m talking about Lily Allen you might wanna tune in)
tickets and livestream available :)))) (live stream is good for a week too)
(I’m talking about Lily Allen you might wanna tune in)
its midnight and im googling “did trump give bill clinton a blowjob”
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
its midnight and im googling “did trump give bill clinton a blowjob”
oliver twist coded
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
oliver twist coded
Stomach hurts can’t poop
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Stomach hurts can’t poop
I told my friends I only want a boyfriend to hang out and watch tv but I got a car instead and it rules so so much
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I told my friends I only want a boyfriend to hang out and watch tv but I got a car instead and it rules so so much
Me: I think about dying all the time is that normal
Therapist: honestly, yea
Therapist: honestly, yea
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me: I think about dying all the time is that normal
Therapist: honestly, yea
Therapist: honestly, yea
But how are we all supposed to fall in love when we’re all so miserable
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
But how are we all supposed to fall in love when we’re all so miserable
Is it safe to have a colonoscopy during mercury retrograde
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Is it safe to have a colonoscopy during mercury retrograde
I’m not worried about dying alone have you ever spent time with a man?
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m not worried about dying alone have you ever spent time with a man?
I read somewhere that if Vince Gilligan had known about weeds he wouldn’t have continued working on breaking bad so moral of this story is stay offline stay clueless follow ur dreams
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I read somewhere that if Vince Gilligan had known about weeds he wouldn’t have continued working on breaking bad so moral of this story is stay offline stay clueless follow ur dreams
Reposted by sleepiest girl in the whole wide world
“If they want to eat they can get a job!”
48% of SNAP recipients work full time
38% are children
No one should starve because they’re unable to work, but the idea that SNAP is only for those who refuse to work is false.
It’s being pushed so you don’t care that those “useless eaters” starve
48% of SNAP recipients work full time
38% are children
No one should starve because they’re unable to work, but the idea that SNAP is only for those who refuse to work is false.
It’s being pushed so you don’t care that those “useless eaters” starve
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“If they want to eat they can get a job!”
48% of SNAP recipients work full time
38% are children
No one should starve because they’re unable to work, but the idea that SNAP is only for those who refuse to work is false.
It’s being pushed so you don’t care that those “useless eaters” starve
48% of SNAP recipients work full time
38% are children
No one should starve because they’re unable to work, but the idea that SNAP is only for those who refuse to work is false.
It’s being pushed so you don’t care that those “useless eaters” starve
ready to fall in love over a plate of pierogis
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ready to fall in love over a plate of pierogis
When history reflects back on the downfall of capitalism I think the sold out pubic hair panties might be seen as the breaking point
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When history reflects back on the downfall of capitalism I think the sold out pubic hair panties might be seen as the breaking point
That feeling when u think ur healed and then you crash tf out
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That feeling when u think ur healed and then you crash tf out
know I’m getting over him when my friend asks if I wanna do a tarot love reading and I’m like ……nah
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
know I’m getting over him when my friend asks if I wanna do a tarot love reading and I’m like ……nah
yea ACAB and all that but I love him
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
yea ACAB and all that but I love him
I’m watching breaking bad and wanted to know what it feels like to be on meth and the search results weren’t helpful, google
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m watching breaking bad and wanted to know what it feels like to be on meth and the search results weren’t helpful, google
does Curtis sliwa have a podcast please tell me this man has a podcast I’ve never wanted a ma to do a podcast more in my life
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
does Curtis sliwa have a podcast please tell me this man has a podcast I’ve never wanted a ma to do a podcast more in my life
holy shit since when did White Castle make a crave CLUTCH?????? EXCUSE ME????????????
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
holy shit since when did White Castle make a crave CLUTCH?????? EXCUSE ME????????????
My brain is forgetting the words to literally everything tonight I forgot the word for lobster roll and called it a lobster sandwich
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My brain is forgetting the words to literally everything tonight I forgot the word for lobster roll and called it a lobster sandwich
If you’re financially able to, now is a good time to set up a recurring donation w a local food bank!
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you’re financially able to, now is a good time to set up a recurring donation w a local food bank!
If last year taught me anything you really shouldn’t date someone you feel sorry for
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If last year taught me anything you really shouldn’t date someone you feel sorry for
NPR talking about elon musk and the experts weighing in just keep talking about how weird he is
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
NPR talking about elon musk and the experts weighing in just keep talking about how weird he is
Actually you don’t need to I want to throw up
Recommend getting high and watching the ziwe x eric adams interview
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Actually you don’t need to I want to throw up