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sleepiest girl in the whole wide world
@virginiadickens.bsky.social
Contributor for the onion/reductress :)
Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
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How are the mountain goats not Irish??????????
February 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Can women get hernias
February 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
“The rich get taxed enough” I mean…. clearly not lol
I need someone to write an essay on how taxing the 1% would have prevented everything Epstein did
February 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I need someone to write an essay on how taxing the 1% would have prevented everything Epstein did
February 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
 
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
 
Not one dime for this cruelty.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer
Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.
www.cbsnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Omg I could never be in the cia I love to gab too much how do they find so many spies that hate gabbing
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
put on a YouTube about “the dark side of the Freemasons” and then got a Shen Yun ad god i love the internet
February 14, 2026 at 7:15 AM
We should NOT have billionaires until they learn how to behave (ie not going to a pedophile island)
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I know it’s a super fancy luxury hotel but doesn’t “the four seasons” sound so pedestrian?
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 AM
The economy is so bad it wasn’t even fun to watch the commercials
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
You should be able to stretch once and you’re good for a year
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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what if he called drake a pedophile rn just to keep it going
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I wonder what bad bunny and kendall jenner talked about
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I have to poop
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The older I get the more impressed with the Olympics I am
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I need a grown up to come over and force me to do tummy time
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This is the greatest photo I’ve ever taken
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I’m blocking all social media apps on my phone so now I’m googling every real housewife’s birth chart
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Tbh the Epstein files should be what sparks the class war
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
in the east village and someone just said “my 22 yr old cousin is still into dating djs”
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Me, an aspiring dad: “so what’s the game plan?”
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Honestly I should go see Melania because I prefer to watch movies in empty theaters
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The only good thing about the melania movie is its getting republicans to watch documentaries
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
They should do a Westminster dog show but for boyfriends
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM