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Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
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Last hyperfocus of the year with New York Comedy Fest 🥲 tonight 5pm @caveatnyc.bsky.social
tickets and livestream available :)))) (live stream is good for a week too)

(I’m talking about Lily Allen you might wanna tune in)
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
oliver twist coded
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Stomach hurts can’t poop
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I told my friends I only want a boyfriend to hang out and watch tv but I got a car instead and it rules so so much
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
yea ACAB and all that but I love him
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m watching breaking bad and wanted to know what it feels like to be on meth and the search results weren’t helpful, google
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
holy shit since when did White Castle make a crave CLUTCH?????? EXCUSE ME????????????
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is so annoying
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
if you wanna date me, you’ll have to answer to my cat first
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I cannot express how excited I was to finally watch them cover a topic that THIS NYER CARES ABOUT THE MOST! EVERYONE SHIT THE FUCK UP!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Can’t believe I’m saying this but it doesn’t feel like a real nyc mayoral debate without my wacky guy Eric Adams
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’ll admit it’s kind of weird to have a pet who is hotter than you
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
An evil neighborhood church left a flyer on my car
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I just learned kash patel wrote a children’s book about a king named Donald who is protected by a guy named kash lmaoooo what the actual fuck
September 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
September 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When my cat uses his litter box next to me peeing in the toilet it feels like we’re a couple but a couple in this sense
September 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
love my buddy
September 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Btw Ireland rocks
September 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Alfie + rbf :)
September 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
RECOMMENDING THESE DOCUMENTARIES FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND 4CHAN/INTERNET GAMER CULTURE
September 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He should try a condom next time
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My flight is delayed over 3 hrs so here are some pics of me from happier times
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
:)
August 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Busy day at the office
August 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM