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sleepiest girl in the whole wide world
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Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
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OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT BILL BURR WAS IN BREAKING BAD
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I thought “woe is me” was “woah is me”
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
when I’m heartbroken I get to be all woe is me even though like 100% of peoples hearts are broken in some capacity all the time
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Lately ive been watching breaking bad fan cams in my spare time
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nothing will mess you up more than someone who wants a relationship but doesn’t want a relationship
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
have you seen a more handsome cat (no)
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Wait no mtg resigned right when she started to kind of make sense
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
What a time to be alive
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m running around seeing all these docs to figure out why I feel like asshole and I’m pretty sure it’s just gluten
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
He is crushing biggggggg time like if 😍 were a person lmaoooooo
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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sorry,
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If travis were taylor’s soulmate her music would be good sorry he ain’t it
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I assumed either this would happen or he’d poison him
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have a working conspiracy theory that Zohran mamdani is the second coming of Christ
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Has anyone ever thought to make nicotine free cigarettes????? I would 1000% smoke those I love any excuse to get fresh air and look cool as hell and avoid cancer
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Where am I mentally? Paying $55 for a breathwork class an hour away from my apartment
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Do u think zohran takes SSRIs? Cuz I want what he’s having
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Skyler white is the ultimate bitch wife and I love her so much for it
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Marriage is a prison I don’t think Walter white wanted to survive cancer but he hadddd to go through chemo and make even more meth money all thanks to his bitch wife
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Healing is so much work what if I pursued chaos and destruction
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Should I heal my trauma or just buckle up for the ride
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I don’t spend much time around men but I like to imagine they earnestly say things to each other like “who do you think will win the AI wars?”
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Yea American healthcare sucks but if it weren’t so fucked up we wouldn’t have shows like breaking bad
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This app is for like my id so take everything w a grain of salt
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM