Edgar Allan Joe
@onecreativejoe.bsky.social
Rated PG for adult grammar and brief nerdity. Writer. Lefter. He/him.
[Christian Bale pointing at his photo album]
*gravelly voice* I’m that man.
*gravelly voice* I’m that man.
January 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
[Christian Bale pointing at his photo album]
*gravelly voice* I’m that man.
*gravelly voice* I’m that man.
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you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not a cursed relic unearthed by naive mortals
January 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not a cursed relic unearthed by naive mortals
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for a younger Sheldon was forged
January 23, 2024 at 4:56 AM
but they were, all of them, deceived, for a younger Sheldon was forged
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When I have cabin fever I go cabout
January 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM
When I have cabin fever I go cabout
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If a guy mansplains hard enough, a podcast spontaneously generates for him to host.
January 16, 2024 at 12:03 AM
If a guy mansplains hard enough, a podcast spontaneously generates for him to host.
I was going to post a joke about that old Michael McDonald song but I keep forgetting.
January 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I was going to post a joke about that old Michael McDonald song but I keep forgetting.
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Them.. you married? Me.. I’m in a commitment to staying single.
January 24, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Them.. you married? Me.. I’m in a commitment to staying single.
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Sorry I armed a group of theoretical physicists with Sharpies and set them loose in your glass pane warehouse.
July 4, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Sorry I armed a group of theoretical physicists with Sharpies and set them loose in your glass pane warehouse.
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hiding my ibuprofen in a rolled up slice of cheese
January 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
hiding my ibuprofen in a rolled up slice of cheese
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Affordable Apartment
January 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Affordable Apartment
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Autocorrect is just that kid in class who used to very confidently yell out wrong answers.
January 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Autocorrect is just that kid in class who used to very confidently yell out wrong answers.
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Taking in a Saturday double manatee.
January 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Taking in a Saturday double manatee.
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They should make crocs for other parts of the body
January 21, 2024 at 4:11 AM
They should make crocs for other parts of the body
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That sneaky feeling of cheating the system when a tv show says “for mature audiences.”
January 19, 2024 at 2:49 AM
That sneaky feeling of cheating the system when a tv show says “for mature audiences.”
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The episode where Ryan is talking about Dunder Mifflin Infinity is literally Elon's X
January 19, 2024 at 6:39 AM
The episode where Ryan is talking about Dunder Mifflin Infinity is literally Elon's X
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i liked your post. i don't know what it means. i trust you
January 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
i liked your post. i don't know what it means. i trust you
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I am not on Tinder or Bumble but if I were, my profile pic would be me holding up a bagged loaf of bread like a fish
January 21, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I am not on Tinder or Bumble but if I were, my profile pic would be me holding up a bagged loaf of bread like a fish
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An ashtray, but to tap off cookie crumbs in between bites.
January 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
An ashtray, but to tap off cookie crumbs in between bites.
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With great power comes great electric bills.
January 20, 2024 at 2:16 AM
With great power comes great electric bills.
Macabre writing mentors try to maximize their protégés’ Edgar Allan Potential
January 20, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Macabre writing mentors try to maximize their protégés’ Edgar Allan Potential
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Moms at the dojo be like “I JUST SWEPT THIS LEG A MINUTE AGO.”
January 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Moms at the dojo be like “I JUST SWEPT THIS LEG A MINUTE AGO.”
That one actor in a period movie who looks like they really don’t belong but are having lots of fun playing dress-up
January 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
That one actor in a period movie who looks like they really don’t belong but are having lots of fun playing dress-up
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Clark Kent: *removes glasses*
Freddie Prinze Jr: wow I never realized how beautiful you are
Freddie Prinze Jr: wow I never realized how beautiful you are
January 8, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Clark Kent: *removes glasses*
Freddie Prinze Jr: wow I never realized how beautiful you are
Freddie Prinze Jr: wow I never realized how beautiful you are
Rewatching the Next Generation episode where Wesley is scheduled to be executed on that planet and wondering whether the producers considered just letting it happen
January 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Rewatching the Next Generation episode where Wesley is scheduled to be executed on that planet and wondering whether the producers considered just letting it happen