DoorDash Ortolan
@oldnick42.bsky.social
Forget your dainty fantasies and learn to move like the eyeless beast you must become.
Discussion of the best horror stories of all time here: https://old-nicks-scary-stories.ghost.io/
Previously @Megalodork on twitter
Discussion of the best horror stories of all time here: https://old-nicks-scary-stories.ghost.io/
Previously @Megalodork on twitter
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I heard that he actually killed himself
September 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I heard that he actually killed himself
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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government of losers
Uh, wow, Kash Patel just ended his comments saying "Rest now brother, we have the watch. I'll see you in Valhalla" lmao.
September 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
government of losers
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Yeah my tin foil hat is fully on at this point. Trump had a stroke and they're desperately trying to pump him full of those good government drugs to keep him upright but last night he was sundowning too hard to read this speech so they rolled out an AI copy
September 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yeah my tin foil hat is fully on at this point. Trump had a stroke and they're desperately trying to pump him full of those good government drugs to keep him upright but last night he was sundowning too hard to read this speech so they rolled out an AI copy
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I do not understand the mindset that makes liberals express sympathy for someone who would have absolutely celebrated if the roles were reversed, like bro, have some god damned self respect
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I do not understand the mindset that makes liberals express sympathy for someone who would have absolutely celebrated if the roles were reversed, like bro, have some god damned self respect
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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that book came out dude we know what they are trying to hide, the president molested a whole lot of teenagers in the 80s and 90s could you just say that now instead of this shit please
Senate Republicans just voted to block an amendment to release the Epstein files. What are they trying to hide and why?
September 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
that book came out dude we know what they are trying to hide, the president molested a whole lot of teenagers in the 80s and 90s could you just say that now instead of this shit please
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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
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Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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I don’t like billionaires but I do think that we live in a world where a billionaire or a person close to a billionaire are gonna win every single election and if there is one that says the right stuff he’s probably gonna be your best bet to beat these freaks
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don’t like billionaires but I do think that we live in a world where a billionaire or a person close to a billionaire are gonna win every single election and if there is one that says the right stuff he’s probably gonna be your best bet to beat these freaks
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I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
In 2009 Planet Earth aired that episode that taught everyone about the cordyceps fungi that controls ants and horror media has been riffing on that concept for 16 years (often in very good and cool ways). Wild how influential that one segment of a nature documentary has been.
September 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In 2009 Planet Earth aired that episode that taught everyone about the cordyceps fungi that controls ants and horror media has been riffing on that concept for 16 years (often in very good and cool ways). Wild how influential that one segment of a nature documentary has been.
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Legitimately insane.
Just go on TV and say "The GOP is in charge of all 3 branches of government. Passing a budget is up to them. They are not respecting the budgets that have already been passed so we have nothing to talk about with them." PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY
Just go on TV and say "The GOP is in charge of all 3 branches of government. Passing a budget is up to them. They are not respecting the budgets that have already been passed so we have nothing to talk about with them." PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY
A Democratic messaging firm ("Navigator Research") tied to the establishment has sent out a memo on govt shutdown fight around DC this am.
They want the Democrats/progressives to focus on "bipartisanship" and focus no pissing of Republicans by talking about "stopping Trump." 🙃
They want the Democrats/progressives to focus on "bipartisanship" and focus no pissing of Republicans by talking about "stopping Trump." 🙃
September 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Legitimately insane.
Just go on TV and say "The GOP is in charge of all 3 branches of government. Passing a budget is up to them. They are not respecting the budgets that have already been passed so we have nothing to talk about with them." PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY
Just go on TV and say "The GOP is in charge of all 3 branches of government. Passing a budget is up to them. They are not respecting the budgets that have already been passed so we have nothing to talk about with them." PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY
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September 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/
September 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Home Depot has a lot of terrariums these days.
August 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Home Depot has a lot of terrariums these days.
If you knock on my door and haven't arranged a planned visit in advance you are the Cops and fuck you.
August 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you knock on my door and haven't arranged a planned visit in advance you are the Cops and fuck you.
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I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them?
This is an insane person.
This is an insane person.
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.
Like legitimately one of the worst and ugliest photos of a human being ever taken. Making Al Davis in his last year look good.
Trump is trying to hide the back of his right hand from cameras but here you can see the nasty bruising on it
August 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Like legitimately one of the worst and ugliest photos of a human being ever taken. Making Al Davis in his last year look good.