Dan Sheehan
@dansheehan.bsky.social
I write books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts) but I mostly post turtle pics and scream
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Dan Sheehan
@dansheehan.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Reminder on this new platform that my grandmother defends all my posts and will not allow me to see harm
god stranger things is unintelligible man
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
god stranger things is unintelligible man
No one tells you that Christmas with a six month old feels a little bit like walking through a car wash
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
No one tells you that Christmas with a six month old feels a little bit like walking through a car wash
I think part of the reason this website can be a little messy is that, like early twitter, it tends to reward people for posting constantly and the type of person who posts constantly in 2025 is very different than the type of person who posted constantly in 2011
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think part of the reason this website can be a little messy is that, like early twitter, it tends to reward people for posting constantly and the type of person who posts constantly in 2025 is very different than the type of person who posted constantly in 2011
Turned 35 today. 34 was a pathetic age to tell people you are, 35 has been way better so far. A good, honest number. People respect it.
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Turned 35 today. 34 was a pathetic age to tell people you are, 35 has been way better so far. A good, honest number. People respect it.
White elephant gift was a hit
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
White elephant gift was a hit
Sorry, when gathering up all our documents we neglected to remember the Trove Of One Million Documents
US authorities discover a million more Epstein documents, officials say
US authorities discover a million more Epstein documents, officials say
The US Department of Justice says reviewing the material could delay release by a "few more weeks".
www.bbc.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sorry, when gathering up all our documents we neglected to remember the Trove Of One Million Documents
I actually did that, it's because I made cigarette themed Magic cards
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I actually did that, it's because I made cigarette themed Magic cards
Past a certain number of bumper stickers, I start to assume that the driver is actively unwell
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Past a certain number of bumper stickers, I start to assume that the driver is actively unwell
Puffy coat guy with a shitty little beard is alive and well in the Chicago suburbs, somehow unchanged between the 00s and now
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Puffy coat guy with a shitty little beard is alive and well in the Chicago suburbs, somehow unchanged between the 00s and now
Donny is the absolute dude, in case you didn't know
This week on Casual Magic, the incredibly fascinating @donnycaltrider.bsky.social joins me to talk about art, artists, and art appreciation! youtu.be/TkDpJ4BYZjU?...
Agency, Auctions and Art Appreciation | Casual Magic Ep. 308
YouTube video by Casual Magic with Shivam Bhatt
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Donny is the absolute dude, in case you didn't know
Wrote an essay called "I didn't think it would be this dumb" back in 2023 after seeing videos of the first Computer Bullshit data centers (at the time, they were for mining bitcoin) and man it's crazy how much worse it's gotten. You know things are fucked up when you yearn for the NFT days
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Wrote an essay called "I didn't think it would be this dumb" back in 2023 after seeing videos of the first Computer Bullshit data centers (at the time, they were for mining bitcoin) and man it's crazy how much worse it's gotten. You know things are fucked up when you yearn for the NFT days
It's so funny when pro-AI guys think their big trump card is comparing AI to the rise of automobiles, like yeah brother I hate those too and have written extensively about why letting that fox into the henhouse was one of humanity's greatest mistakes
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's so funny when pro-AI guys think their big trump card is comparing AI to the rise of automobiles, like yeah brother I hate those too and have written extensively about why letting that fox into the henhouse was one of humanity's greatest mistakes
Can't tell if this is a bit or not but it got a big belly laugh out of me
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Can't tell if this is a bit or not but it got a big belly laugh out of me
The Chicago Bears ownership is in such a funny position because if they don't win the Super Bowl and move it's like okay good riddance enjoy Gary but if they DO win and still decide to move I'd be like whatever fine, narratively I have closure on this team and my curse to love them is broken
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The Chicago Bears ownership is in such a funny position because if they don't win the Super Bowl and move it's like okay good riddance enjoy Gary but if they DO win and still decide to move I'd be like whatever fine, narratively I have closure on this team and my curse to love them is broken
If they didn't want this, they shouldn't have spent ten years telling anyone even vaguely left of center to go kick rocks
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If they didn't want this, they shouldn't have spent ten years telling anyone even vaguely left of center to go kick rocks
The final battle for American politics has begun...the evil guys are really dumb but the good guys are 100 years old or on vacation for 44 weeks out of the year so it's anyone's ballgame really
December 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The final battle for American politics has begun...the evil guys are really dumb but the good guys are 100 years old or on vacation for 44 weeks out of the year so it's anyone's ballgame really
I know it's been said many times, many ways, Rhea Seehorn
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I know it's been said many times, many ways, Rhea Seehorn
Maybe it's cope as someone who's shot all his limited OTG stuff with it but I could see film having a resurgence of journalistic value in a world where anyone can point to a digital photo and say it's been manipulated in some way
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Maybe it's cope as someone who's shot all his limited OTG stuff with it but I could see film having a resurgence of journalistic value in a world where anyone can point to a digital photo and say it's been manipulated in some way
Wrote about the first six months of parenthood and the frustration of trying to find a non-hacky way of explaining how it feels to look at your kid for the first time
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Wrote about the first six months of parenthood and the frustration of trying to find a non-hacky way of explaining how it feels to look at your kid for the first time
Every now and then a friend will casually reveal the name of someone they grew up with and itll be the most insane name you've ever heard like "oh dang this kid I went to high school with, Randy Wetgrapes, went to jail"
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Every now and then a friend will casually reveal the name of someone they grew up with and itll be the most insane name you've ever heard like "oh dang this kid I went to high school with, Randy Wetgrapes, went to jail"
Reposted by Dan Sheehan
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
I was just telling someone that I wished more of my leisure time could have a direct connection to an industry so wretched that it stains my soul forever
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I was just telling someone that I wished more of my leisure time could have a direct connection to an industry so wretched that it stains my soul forever
Who's A Good Boy has its final packaging! Look how slick this is!
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Who's A Good Boy has its final packaging! Look how slick this is!
Take this as an opportunity to recognize that scrolling through short form video content is the modern successor to cigarettes!!! Move on!!
TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.
TikTok U.S. Sale to Close Next Month: Oracle and Silver Lake Confirmed in Buyer Consortium
Abu Dhabi's state investment fund will also be a managing investor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Take this as an opportunity to recognize that scrolling through short form video content is the modern successor to cigarettes!!! Move on!!
Much like Kermit the frog, Gollum is a real guy to me. I maintain the passive belief that he's out there somewhere wearing a baseball cap in an Erewhon
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Much like Kermit the frog, Gollum is a real guy to me. I maintain the passive belief that he's out there somewhere wearing a baseball cap in an Erewhon