Sweet Daniel
@dansheehan.bsky.social
I write books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts) but I mostly post turtle pics and scream
Whenever it comes time for a new bath puff I find myself yet again tempted by the Sensual Bathing Glove
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whenever it comes time for a new bath puff I find myself yet again tempted by the Sensual Bathing Glove
It's my world series
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It's my world series
alright violence it is
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
alright violence it is
Moved to Chicago in September
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Moved to Chicago in September
As temperatures drop and October slips through our hands, don’t be afraid to horse out one last time.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As temperatures drop and October slips through our hands, don’t be afraid to horse out one last time.
Developed an old roll of film that had one single frame from the 2024 UCLA encampment and man idk if there's a more vindicated group from the last few years than the student protestors, pretty much every single issue they dealt with has since been deployed at scale
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Developed an old roll of film that had one single frame from the 2024 UCLA encampment and man idk if there's a more vindicated group from the last few years than the student protestors, pretty much every single issue they dealt with has since been deployed at scale
Still working on fitting into the hat
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Still working on fitting into the hat
Maybe one of the best paragraphs about the modern internet that I've seen written, jesus.
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Maybe one of the best paragraphs about the modern internet that I've seen written, jesus.
Only happy baseball fan in the house
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Only happy baseball fan in the house
Brought a point n shoot to the beach
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Brought a point n shoot to the beach
Must’ve been how Eve felt
October 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Must’ve been how Eve felt
There's a story here
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There's a story here
Seeing this at a family event called Apple Fest just bums me out so much man. Fucking rent a cops just terrorizing people and for what?
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Seeing this at a family event called Apple Fest just bums me out so much man. Fucking rent a cops just terrorizing people and for what?
He's looking for Richard Kind
October 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He's looking for Richard Kind
If you buy enough apples, the farmer gives you access to the sexy ones
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If you buy enough apples, the farmer gives you access to the sexy ones
Scammers really aren’t sending their best, was this text designed to seduce a 15 year old in 2002?
October 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Scammers really aren’t sending their best, was this text designed to seduce a 15 year old in 2002?
Revisited this spectacular Kaleb Horton paragraph about crows this morning. "I have met crows that should be in jail" is one of those sentences that's so good you're initially furious you didn't write it yourself before circling back around to just being glad you got to read it.
September 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Revisited this spectacular Kaleb Horton paragraph about crows this morning. "I have met crows that should be in jail" is one of those sentences that's so good you're initially furious you didn't write it yourself before circling back around to just being glad you got to read it.