Christopher Johnson
@officialcdj.bsky.social
Former CBBC Presenter, current layabout. | Spotlight: 8617-6720-0912 | He/Him
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GODFATHER FROM HELL has risen from the grave!
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
GODFATHER FROM HELL has risen from the grave!
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
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Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
December 25, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
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COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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As a humble podcaster, it’s good to see this headline. You feel immense pressure to get on the video pod train, but it’s so fucking expensive to do - which feels like the complete antithesis of what podcasting was supposed to be; a chance for the indies to have a shot.
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As a humble podcaster, it’s good to see this headline. You feel immense pressure to get on the video pod train, but it’s so fucking expensive to do - which feels like the complete antithesis of what podcasting was supposed to be; a chance for the indies to have a shot.
It seems that, in my local area, more union flags have been put up over the last two days.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It seems that, in my local area, more union flags have been put up over the last two days.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
What a pathetic way to spend your Christmas - dog-whistling to fellow bigots instead of doing literally anything else.
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Meat me up Scotty?
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Meat me up Scotty?
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Aladdin brings sparkle and laughter to Middleton Arena in a must-see festive family show. https://www.rochvalleyradio.com/news/local-news/magic-mayhem-and-mega-laughs-as-aladdin-shines-in-middleton/
Magic, mayhem and mega laughs as Aladdin shines in Middleton
A vibrant cast delivers festive joy in this year’s pantomime at Middleton Arena.
www.rochvalleyradio.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Aladdin brings sparkle and laughter to Middleton Arena in a must-see festive family show. https://www.rochvalleyradio.com/news/local-news/magic-mayhem-and-mega-laughs-as-aladdin-shines-in-middleton/
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
Every. Fucking. Time.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Every. Fucking. Time.
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I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!”
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!”
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
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Erika Kirk is ‘interviewing’ Nicki Minaj at a Turning Point event right now.
I’ve deleted my Nicki Minaj Spotify catalog. I am DONE with her.
I should’ve known that someone who’s literally married to a registered sex offender would gravitate towards Trump and MAGA.
She’s destroyed her legacy.
I’ve deleted my Nicki Minaj Spotify catalog. I am DONE with her.
I should’ve known that someone who’s literally married to a registered sex offender would gravitate towards Trump and MAGA.
She’s destroyed her legacy.
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Erika Kirk is ‘interviewing’ Nicki Minaj at a Turning Point event right now.
I’ve deleted my Nicki Minaj Spotify catalog. I am DONE with her.
I should’ve known that someone who’s literally married to a registered sex offender would gravitate towards Trump and MAGA.
She’s destroyed her legacy.
I’ve deleted my Nicki Minaj Spotify catalog. I am DONE with her.
I should’ve known that someone who’s literally married to a registered sex offender would gravitate towards Trump and MAGA.
She’s destroyed her legacy.
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The gaps in the Epstein files release is going to make the 18.5 minute gap in the Nixon tapes look like child’s play.
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The gaps in the Epstein files release is going to make the 18.5 minute gap in the Nixon tapes look like child’s play.
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
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One of those promos the BBC used to be so good at making. A raft of comedy talent on display here
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
One of those promos the BBC used to be so good at making. A raft of comedy talent on display here
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The Star Wars exhibition at Barcelona Wax Museum. I’m glad they did their homework and really nailed this exhibit. 😂😂😂 With special extraterrestrial guest star too… 🤯
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Star Wars exhibition at Barcelona Wax Museum. I’m glad they did their homework and really nailed this exhibit. 😂😂😂 With special extraterrestrial guest star too… 🤯
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When it comes to the works of Rob Reiner, the word iconic doesn’t even do it justice.
December 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When it comes to the works of Rob Reiner, the word iconic doesn’t even do it justice.
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If the news could stop being horrendous, that would be greatly appreciated by many. Just as a little treat? Please?
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If the news could stop being horrendous, that would be greatly appreciated by many. Just as a little treat? Please?
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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This is the moment my staff taught everyone that you can sing my name to the tune of “Seven Nation Army”
adorable series of 4 photos i captured last night featuring @katmabu.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social and @presidentblue.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is the moment my staff taught everyone that you can sing my name to the tune of “Seven Nation Army”
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
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Remember when Liam Neeson called MeToo a “witch hunt”? Remember when he recounted the tale of reacting to a friend’s rape by a black man by going out and looking for “some black bastard” so that he could kill him?
Cunt to the marrow.
Cunt to the marrow.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Remember when Liam Neeson called MeToo a “witch hunt”? Remember when he recounted the tale of reacting to a friend’s rape by a black man by going out and looking for “some black bastard” so that he could kill him?
Cunt to the marrow.
Cunt to the marrow.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
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Jimmy Fallon is the Jimmy Fallon of Jimmy Fallons.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Jimmy Fallon is the Jimmy Fallon of Jimmy Fallons.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻